Most Helpful Girl
So it's not me that pooped but about a pooping situation..
My boyfriend told me about a Blumpkin, a blumpkin is where the guy poops and while he poops the other person give a blow job while the other is sitting and pooping,
Anyway, after he told me what it was, randomly one day he was pooping and asked me would I give him a blumpkin and I was like "heck, why not" so I did and right when I put my mouth on his dick he started pooping and PEEed at the same time! (Mind you that I didn't know he was going to pee! and apparently neither did he! Cause I guess you don't really notice those things you know?) I choked and spit it out!
Never again will I ever do a blumpkin! At least I tried lmao3
Most Helpful Guy
This girl that was working for me bet me 100 bucks that she could shit green so I took the bet. She showed up to work the next day I made her strip down and take her shoes off so she couldn't bring a fake in with her and gave her a plastic bin. She came out with a green turd and I felt the bottom of the bin and it was warm and then I paid her 100 bucks. Even though the more I think about it the more I think she cheated somehow I wasn't going to taste it lol.1