Hahahaa I will save ALL y'all. I got mah bluetooth keyboard right thurr. Ever play Typing of the Dead?
Those stiff-ass fuckers don't stand a chance against MY madd spaz-typin' skills.
Although I'd kinda want to keep one or two of them around, just so for once I wouldn't be the least graceful dancer in the room...
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You're screwed I'm screwed. To my left is a Dildo... this is no joke and not even funny -_- I'm babysitting my sister's kid's and i'm trying to understand why there is a vibrator left out in her room. I'm cutting up the power to the max and f***ing some walkers up lol. I'm not Sophia Jack hammer time lmfao!
LOL Lip Gloss haha
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*when you are sitting at the campus cafeteria answering GAG questions on your phone*
Looking to my left...
Well, the dude eating some chicken tenders and fries on my left may not be much as a weapon, but he could sure work as bait 😂
That would be a vacuum cleaner flexible crevice tool:
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I'm dead.
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Pillow, damn, I guess I'll have to use pillow fighting against the zombie :P
static.fjcdn.com/.../...+a+boss_d44ee7_4867929.gifA katana, super effective at slicing zombie heads, little noise so no attracting other zombies and allows you to stay a good arms length from their teeth as well as you don't need to refuel it or get more ammo and cos Michonne in TWD is a badass
an extra large post-it. IMMA PAPERCUT THOSE MUFUCCAS TO DEATH!
First thing to my left is a car seat. I'd take the handle off and make it sharp like a spear. I'd use the seat part as a shield of some sort.
xD i just happen to have a box of 200 fireworks so i should be good... if anyone wants to make base at my place come on over... then we can start the mission to save the world yeye
Aw, crud.
s7d5.scene7.com/.../0435862_1I just finished eating a steak. Next to me is my fork, steak knife, and plate. Obviously I can stab people to death.
A stack of books, at the top George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings. Another world I wouldn't be able to survive.
A fucking empty chair. Well that's helpful, I'll just lig around a giant chair, at least I can sit if I get tired.
This, bring them zombies in!!
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/.../...64a5bd1cfc.jpgA sugar free peppermint.
I am all set. Let's do this!Sh***t.. My pillow :( :(
I probably will shock myself to death with it. :DOh yea.. Serenading zombies sounds like a plan
https://i.imgur.com/VWNbTGz.jpgEarphones? Aha, I guess there's still a possibility I could survive
Well, I'm truly screwed, I have a pillow on my left...
It's a chest of drawers. How many do you think I can squeeze in there?
Uhhh... a roll of toilet paper cuz I'm answering live from the bathroom.
My bed. I guess I can always just put them to sleep and then make a break for it.
I got a hammer and a flashlight I guess I'm set for life. I also own guns knives, bats, a boat and a truck I'm gonna live. Get at me hoes and bros with herbs lol
I have a lap desk thing, i guess i could use it as a shield
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