The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

[Lendino]

I would be screwed, I don't see how my notes on human anatomy could save me in any possible way.

[redeyemindtricks]

Hahahaa I will save ALL y'all. I got mah bluetooth keyboard right thurr. Ever play Typing of the Dead?

Those stiff-ass fuckers don't stand a chance against MY madd spaz-typin' skills.

Although I'd kinda want to keep one or two of them around, just so for once I wouldn't be the least graceful dancer in the room...

[Lendino]

With your keyboard you might actually get throught some of them i think but you'll fall sooner or later garrying that around :P

[redeyemindtricks]

dude pls do not underestimate the #spazPower of yr future savior, tyvm <3

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I'll pick 'em off at 100 yards, and occasionally switch to one-handed when I get bored enough and/or wanna eat sumfin'

but, yeah, all y'all in mah corner = so not dead.

[Lendino]

Hehe may be ;P

[Afro-dite9]

You're screwed I'm screwed. To my left is a Dildo... this is no joke and not even funny -_- I'm babysitting my sister's kid's and i'm trying to understand why there is a vibrator left out in her room. I'm cutting up the power to the max and f***ing some walkers up lol. I'm not Sophia Jack hammer time lmfao!

[Lendino]

Hahahaha wtf xD. How can she have a dildo laying around when she has a kid xD. Remind me of a video I saw once...

[Lendino]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jptst3REP9k

[Toad-1]

Dildo ninja star!

[Afro-dite9]

Bruhhh that's what I'm trying to understand lmao. What type of game was that lololol? and I don't know but I'll make nunchucks and fight them off and then use lube to slip away. I'm picturing all of this... and I just wanna say my survival story would be legendary!!!

[Lendino]

It would be legendary alright xD

[Afro-dite9]

lmfaoooooooooooooo I can't BREATHEEEEEEE!!! @Lendino @toad1 I'm swinging just like that too

[Afro-dite9]

@toad-1

[Afro-dite9]

They won't even see it coming I might accidentally stick it up a non zombies ass lmaoooooooooooo with my luck

[Afro-dite9]

might stick it up @joc4position or @toad-1 or @blondfrog or @dasvoz I'm sorry but i can't resit they're my fav's lol

[Afro-dite9]

and @trotters too

[Lendino]

xD xD

[Afro-dite9]

I would take a pic of it but not only will her kids tell, I don't know how to lol

[Toad-1]

Not if i stick it up yours first lol

[Afro-dite9]

@Toad-1 lmao toad we're fighting dead people here we don't have time to sneak in a pump or two.

[Toad-1]

Might as well go out happy lol :P

[blondfrog]

I'd just use your boobs and the zombie would stop killing cause your boobs would bring world peace ^_^

[Afro-dite9]

@Toad-1 you took the word's right out of my mouth, butttt i'll pass on having zombie vagina. Just help me lube the shhhh out @Lendino so he is safe lol

[Afro-dite9]

@blondfrog lmfaoooooo stfu froggy ur right though*squeezes nipple's*

[blondfrog]

HEHE ^_^ the areolas are better ;)

[Lendino]

We could lube the floor around us so that the zombies would walk on the spot, not being able to move :P

[Afro-dite9]

@toad-1 @blondfrog i'm afraid to ask whats on you two's left to help me fight zombies?

[Afro-dite9]

@Lendino BRILLANTTTTTTTTTT!!! i still wanna be silly and lube u up though lol for a laugh

[Toad-1]

My cat lol

[Afro-dite9]

@Toad-1 @blondfrog damn it! lmao if we were a team... we would be by far the funniest zombie killer's ever and prob never taken seriously... We have lube, cat's, dildo's and big titties... What weapon's!

[Afro-dite9]

now I must ask @RedThread what will it be?

[Lendino]

@Afro-dite9 hahahaha the zombies teeth won't be able to pierce my skin with all that lube on xD. U know what, we just won the zombie apocalypse :D

[blondfrog]

That's all you need to win ^_^

[Afro-dite9]

lmfao we better win lol or we're going out as the laughing joke of the apocalypse... oh i forgot my other fav @facepalm wtf is on ur left? knowing him lotion and napkins lmao

[Joc4Position]

I can't keep up with you smh.

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position what's on ur left bro? lol

[Afro-dite9]

@redeyemindtricks and @vicorianne @apple24 @This_is_my_username don't tell me you guy's have something useless pleaseeeee... lol because the guy's i choose on my team have a porn starter kit basically.

[Joc4Position]

A deflated basketball lol.

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position bruhhhhhh DAFUQQQQ! @Lendino ok i'm rethinking us winning the whole zombie attack now lol the weapons are getting worse and worse! LMFAO

[redeyemindtricks]

@afro-dite9 dude I already saved all the peeps in mah corner... look at mah comment thread lol.
If yr hangin' out behind me & mah keyboard, y'all can just go 'head and take a well-deserved nap <3

[Joc4Position]

I got a knife in my pocket, and it's on the left side. Does that count?

[Afro-dite9]

@redeyemindtricks I got a dildo and lube, frog got titties, toad go a cat, jock a ball, lendo is covered in man oils lol.. Thread, Han (palm) Voz, Vicki, User and Apple are no where to be found and trotter's is damn sleep. What a team , what a team? lmao I love it though. I'm fighting with u lol I'll put energizers in my dildo nunchucks lol #letgo I trust u

[redeyemindtricks]

dude, Typing of the Dead + #spazgirl who can type almost 200 words a minute... yr shift on night watch is over, for now.

y'all can take yr toybox and go fuck yrselffffffff lol <3

[Afro-dite9]

@redeyemindtricks lmao I think that meant I have duties goodnight*scratches head lol* ok night!

[redeyemindtricks]

I mean, ya may as well put dem vibes to good use. haha

[Joc4Position]

Hey did the knife count or no?

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position lmao yes baby cakes u better toss that ball at there heads and stab em in the balls (just so for fun) and brain

[Joc4Position]

lol K.

[Facepalm]

LOL xD no lotion here, I got a foreskin hahaha

my ipad in my left so I guess I am fucked? Not in the same way you're fucked with that dildo haha I am fucked in a less fun way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tiz2hMUeik

[Afro-dite9]

@Facepalm lmgaoooo😂😂😂😂😈 I'll fuxk u with my dildo with zombie splatter all over it

[Afro-dite9]

@Facepalm lmao nice vid I was thinking about that.

[Toad-1]

damn kinky lol

[Afro-dite9]

@Toad-1 ur damn right we are. Only the kinkiest of kinky can join me in this battle

[Joc4Position]

I doubt you're that kinky lol.

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position never doubt me.. lmfao I can't even take myself seriously... how come?

[Joc4Position]

I don't know. I just figured you're mostly vanilla. What kind of kinks are you into?

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position Lmao all chocolate

[Joc4Position]

Cover yourself in chocolate syrup? I don't think I'm into food kinks, so I guess you got me beat there.

[Afro-dite9]

@Joc4Position I'm into the unthinkable Lmao except donkey/squid intercourse😉

[Lendino]

Hahaha, oh we will win ;)

[Lendino]

@Joc4Position Your pocket knife has to count oryou will be just as scredwe as all of us if the lube doesn't work xD

[Afro-dite9]

Wait... wtf does he even have a knife in his pocket ATM anyway lol... ago joc are u out here O. J'ing bitches? 😂😂

[Lendino]

@Facepalm, luckily for @Afro-dite9 the zombies won't be able to do anti gay attackt and protect themselves from dildos ;P

[Afro-dite9]

Lmfaoooo @Lendino

[Afro-dite9]

@Lendino Even if so it wouldn't save them lol I'll rub @facepalm 's baby gravy on it and rub it across their lips

[Lendino]

Hahaha lol xD

[BertMacklinFBI]

use it to fuck up some zombies

[Afro-dite9]

Ok I'm adding @BertMacklinFBI on my team!! What's on ur left? please don't say a sex doll lol I'm already screwed with the other's Lmao 😂

[BertMacklinFBI]

nothing lol. guess its gonna be my trusty ole lefty righty

[Afro-dite9]

@BertMacklinFBI bruh Lmao we're DEAD! Flat ball, angry cat, double D's, dildo nunchucks, keyboard, lubed up Scandinavian man, and a pair of fist from star lord *face palm* Rick would nottt be proud right now smh.

[BertMacklinFBI]

no we're not all dead. here's the plan, you fight them off and I sneak out through the back window.

[Afro-dite9]

@BertMacklinFBI orrrrr I can press umcomfortably close against ur back with the dildooooo and whisper"OHANA means family!" in our ear... We stick together! #ThisIsSpartaaaaaaa I'm very strange lol ignore my love of movie qoutes.

[Lendino]

We are all together like the expendables xD

[BertMacklinFBI]

lol fine we'll both crawl out the back window. just throw that thing at their head

[Afro-dite9]

@Lendino I hate the expendables!! Ughhh ur going to be used a zombie bait. @BertMacklinFBI u ain't shit lmfao 😂😂😂👏 and I wouldn't toss it lol it's a perfectly good vibrator. I'm using it

[BertMacklinFBI]

way to throw me under the bus lol

[Lendino]

Hehe fine, we all can be like the jedis from star wars :P

[Afro-dite9]

@Lendino ok deal... if @facepalm is my han so i can show him my chewbaccaaaaa😈😈😈😂 @BertMacklinFBI smh u were suppose to be my michonne mannnn wtf?

[Facepalm]

so its that hairy, huh?
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xD

[Lendino]

@Facepalm Hahahaha nice one xD

[Afro-dite9]

Lmaooooo I didn't mean like that but if u want hair... hair u shall haveee! @Lendino @facepalm make u choke 😂😂😂😂

[Lendino]

Haha xD

[redeyemindtricks]

man, i bought y'all like 30 hours of escape time with mah typing... and this is the thanks I get lol

[Lendino]

@redeyemindtricks Haha easy bait :P

[Afro-dite9]

Lmao @redeyemindtricks smh😂😂😂😂😂😂 and they're unorganized too u see

[Afro-dite9]

@Lendino wooowhooo lol thanks 😘🙌

[Lendino]

You are welcome :)

[Victorianne]

LOL Lip Gloss haha

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[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Victorianne]

LOL! I looked to my right too just in case there was a better weapon , but that was even worse... it's a tissue haha

[Lendino]

Hahaha you can wipe then clean xD

[Victorianne]

Hahaha good idea 😂😂😂👍

[dangerDoge]

*when you are sitting at the campus cafeteria answering GAG questions on your phone*

Looking to my left...
Well, the dude eating some chicken tenders and fries on my left may not be much as a weapon, but he could sure work as bait 😂

[takumii]

Lmfao xD

[Lendino]

Hahaha, throw him in and run! :P

[gray_sailor]

That would be a vacuum cleaner flexible crevice tool:
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I'm dead.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Zorax]

Pillow, damn, I guess I'll have to use pillow fighting against the zombie :P

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[Lendino]

Haha just as screwed as me :P

[Zorax]

Not necessarily, as you can see, pillows can be very dangerous :P

[Lendino]

Only if you hit hard enough to make the zombies heads fly :P

[Zorax]

Yep, I can do that :P

[Josht11]

A katana, super effective at slicing zombie heads, little noise so no attracting other zombies and allows you to stay a good arms length from their teeth as well as you don't need to refuel it or get more ammo and cos Michonne in TWD is a badass

[Jon_Gre_g]

Savage. Are you mafia?

[Lendino]

If I could choose one of anything that would be my choise aswell but the question is now: The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?

[Josht11]

Ahh shit tough this is totally impromptu so either a baseball bat with nails through it like my man NEGAN or a massive Tiger (if that counts) like ezekiel in twd which feeds of the zombies and easily cleans them up.

[karahiri]

an extra large post-it. IMMA PAPERCUT THOSE MUFUCCAS TO DEATH!

[Lendino]

Hahahaha good luck! :D

[CHARismatic110]

First thing to my left is a car seat. I'd take the handle off and make it sharp like a spear. I'd use the seat part as a shield of some sort.

[Lendino]

You could actually make it in some weird way :P

[CHARismatic110]

Lol I could definitely make it work

[MrMaskyMoon]

xD i just happen to have a box of 200 fireworks so i should be good... if anyone wants to make base at my place come on over... then we can start the mission to save the world yeye

[Lendino]

Explode them all away! :D

[MrMaskyMoon]

for sure bro xP

[meatballs21]

Aw, crud.

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[Lendino]

You could bash their heads in! :P

[meatballs21]

Unless they were extremely rotted (and the bone had gone squishy) the heater would break before their head.

[Lendino]

Hehe true dat...

[Ginnyweasley97]

I just finished eating a steak. Next to me is my fork, steak knife, and plate. Obviously I can stab people to death.

[Lendino]

You might actually manage :P

[ChaosKilledTheDinos]

A stack of books, at the top George R. R. Martin's A Clash of Kings. Another world I wouldn't be able to survive.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Ginnyweasley97]

That's awesome! I am reading that book right now.

[MaiNameIsSunshine]

A fucking empty chair. Well that's helpful, I'll just lig around a giant chair, at least I can sit if I get tired.

[Lendino]

You could break it and use it as a weapon, you could actually manage :P

[DBAOracle]

This, bring them zombies in!!
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[Lendino]

U got that to your left? What the hell do you do for a living?

[DBAOracle]

Oh, my bad. Totally read the question wrong... LOL.

[Lendino]

Haha :P. So what do you have on your left.

[DBAOracle]

A trash can... I'm better off just running... LOL.

[Lendino]

Haha you are just as screwed as me then :P

[DBAOracle]

If I had that gorgeous in the picture though, I would have ripped them zombies into shreds... LOL.

[Lendino]

everyone would ;P

[CocoRachelle]

A sugar free peppermint.

I am all set. Let's do this!

[Lendino]

You are just as screwed as me :P

[CocoRachelle]

Well, human anatomy notes might come in handy to slow or stop them... knowing which areas cause the most damage and such. And I can be there for that minty freshness, so we might make it! :D

[pharaoh_lover48118]

Sh***t.. My pillow :( :(
I probably will shock myself to death with it. :D

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[takumii]

Oh yea.. Serenading zombies sounds like a plan
https://i.imgur.com/VWNbTGz.jpg

[Lendino]

You might actually manage!

[kellogg022458]

Earphones? Aha, I guess there's still a possibility I could survive

[Lendino]

strangle them back to sleep :P

[Cosytoasty]

Well, I'm truly screwed, I have a pillow on my left...

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[douride2]

It's a chest of drawers. How many do you think I can squeeze in there?

[Lendino]

Depends on how big the zombies are :P

[douride2]

Lets hope they be small it's only a little 5 drawer chest.

[Anonymous]

Uhhh... a roll of toilet paper cuz I'm answering live from the bathroom.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[datgirl]

My bed. I guess I can always just put them to sleep and then make a break for it.

[Lendino]

Or hide under it :P

[datgirl]

I can't hide forever :p :(

[Lendino]

True that :P

[Nomad69]

I got a hammer and a flashlight I guess I'm set for life. I also own guns knives, bats, a boat and a truck I'm gonna live. Get at me hoes and bros with herbs lol

[jakeofalltrades]

I have a lap desk thing, i guess i could use it as a shield

[Lendino]

May be :P

[SilenceMeansPatience]

calculator, maybe I can confuse them with maths

[Lendino]

Or bash their heads in with it :P

[teawrecks]

... a glass from a brewery. Great.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[RedRobin]

My pyjamas are lying on the floor on my left 😂😂

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Esplorare]

An empty bag of Cheetos or a wine glass. lol!

[Lendino]

With the cheetos u can feed the zombies xD With the wineglass you might actually be able to make it throuh some zombies before it totally breaks :P

[EmpatheticLady]

A blanket. Well, goodbye, cruel world. 😭

[Lendino]

U could hide under it :P

[EmpatheticLady]

Until they find me! Haha.

[Lendino]

Yeah, then you're screwed :P

[ElissaDido]

My iphone hummm haha.
RIP.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[AzureGirl]

Apparently a freezer is my weapon.

[Lendino]

You could hide in it but if the zombies get hungry you're just ac screded as me :P

[Lendino]

screwed*

[AzureGirl]

Haha true! Maybe I'll litter the ground with the food inside to distract them! :D

[Lendino]

Then you would have to come out sooner or later to eat some yourself ;P

[AzureGirl]

Darn it, you're right!

RIP me x. x lol

[FalloutVaultB0y]

My Mac charger.
Well, at least I'll try :/

[Lendino]

Strangle them to sleep :P

[PizzaPrincess]

Laptop. Could be worse.

[Lendino]

You could actually make it smashing their heads in :P

[Alexious]

A pair of Turtle Beach headphones 😂
Bring it.

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[TonyRyan]

My belt, I'm okay with that, lol.

[Lendino]

You might have a chance :P

[Tarvold]

Great... a book on linux...

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Dandeus]

a couple of OTG USB cables.

[Lendino]

Strangle them to sleep :P

[Dandeus]

This is an OTG cable lol

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[Lendino]

Ooohh hahaha well then you're screwed :P

[Dred1614]

Looks like I've got a chance. It's a spoon.

[Lendino]

Hehe, just as screwed as me... :P

[Dred1614]

I could sharpen it.
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[Lendino]

Then you actually might have a chance :P

[FantasyGeek05]

Scissors..

I might be ok

[Lendino]

You could actually make it :P

[FantasyGeek05]

Not that I need them 💪
But guess they'll come in handy

[mntwins66]

A large wooden chair.

[Lendino]

You might actually manage with that :P

[BertMacklinFBI]

my preworkout :/

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P. You might have more power than to run away tho :P

[Lendino]

than me*

[SaraLovesUnicorns]

My trash can... 😂

[Lendino]

U could use it as a shield putting ur hand in it, not being afraid to get bitten :P

[archiz]

Coffee? O. O

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[archiz]

😭😭😭

[SwtChkz]

My Louisville Slugger so I thinlk I'd be alright..

[Righttobeararms83]

My M4.

[Lendino]

U got a weapon just laying around? :P Well good for you, you would manage :P

[Righttobeararms83]

Of course I also conceal carry dont you?

[Lendino]

Hehe no lol I'm not Rambo :P

[Righttobeararms83]

Rambo does it all with a knife.

[Lendino]

He does it all with anything lol, weapons, knives, fists. He is a killing mashine lol

[Saletri]

Lol a bowl

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Saletri]

Crap

[jacquesvol]

Bottle with water

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[JoannaB]

cup of tea :s

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[JoannaB]

kinda yeah xD

[Toad-1]

A comb!

[Lendino]

Just as screwed as me :P

[Afro-dite9]

Damn toad man justtt.. stuck with the cat Lmao 😂

[Riseagainst29]

A knife

[Jon_Gre_g]

Savage.

[Lendino]

You might actually manage with that :P

[Riseagainst29]

You betcha! I'm ready.

[Anonymous]

A turd...

[Lendino]

wft... :P

[Opinion Owner]

Wot's so funny about it?

[Lendino]

A turd? like shit? poo?

[Opinion Owner]

YES...

[Lendino]

Well, the zombies wouldn't wanna come near you so I guess you would manage to stay alive :P

[TsubasaCorrupted]

Oh wonderful, I'm carrying around a locked door

[Alleric]

Nalgene bottle