Guys... if a girl farts in her sleep, would it turn you off? (Page 2)

[John_Doesnt]

Yes, I would dump her and mock her on Facebook for it. I would also use my wiener.

[Yanoa_Yanza]

I would giggle and try to sleep again. I'd rather have that than someone who snores loudly

[Decentguy]

naah not at all. its a fart. its not like she pooped in her sleep, lol. its a normal thing

[Sebers12]

Even if she pooped herself it could be turn on. And farts smell like shit.

[Anonymous]

Nah, I'd try and capture it in a jar. Label it and add it to the collection.

[JasonTodd3]

Why? It won't turn me off lol. It's natural. I fart a lot too. I don't think she'd be able to tolerate my protein farts tho.

[KhalSiri]

id laugh my ass off and tell her all about it

[KhalSiri]

but nah if she's sleeping I don't know if id even have anything to turn off

[failuretocomply]

anybody that thinks girls don't fart is too immature to bother with

[Anonymous]

I'd rub her ass and belly if she does that. It would turn me on.

[BertMacklinFBI]

biggest boner of mah lyfe

[theharlequin]

I'd record it and blackmail her with it