How to sneak in/out of house to have sex?

[Anonymous]

So I'm an adult who wAnts sex and I might move back into parents house (( due to a psycho roommate )) my mom and step dad are very religious and if they had even the slightest suspicion I was having sex that's the end of my life. I work nights but they basically know I come home around 8-10 pm the problem is if I come home in the wee hours of 1-2am they'll know something's up and I just don't know how to get away with it. Also i get dressed and makeup in the bathroom , so if I have a date then she'll know I'm seeing a guy and she'll know if I come home super late that I was having sex.
Honestly I don't know what to do I can't find another apartment due to certain financial reasons
I guess I could schedule my dates in the day time but what's the fun in that lol

[DesiBeautyLover]

So you usually come home between 8 and 10, so just come home at 10. That gives you a 2 hour window, plenty of time to out up make up, have sex and wash it off. But if anything just tell them you needed the make up cuz they were doing an event at work. Or just lie to them and say they're having a party at work and stay out as long as you wish.
Have sex at your BFs or borrow a friend's house, or get a hotel room for a few hours. Or just drive somewhere and do it in your car.
Or tell your parents you're going out of town with your girlfriends, but really go with him.

I think I've given you plenty to work with

[Nice222]

Daytime sex is fun too!! Tell you are going to visit one of you girl friends.

[thedancingcookie20]

I know the struggle. I too live at home with strict, religious parents that would end my life if they knew I was having sex lol I had to get creative. Have some dates during the day and make shit up for times you wanna do it at night. What worked for me were things like I was out late with some friends, I went to a party, girls night out, I was working late, a friend needed help with something, etc. And then I'd schedule when I wanna have sex in the house when my parents are out. There's always a way, you just have to be creative. Good luck

[Asker]

Damn girl thanks

[Asker]

Holy shit I can also say I'm dating a super Christian guy

[thedancingcookie20]

No problem. Us girls gotta help each other. Yeah, that would probably help. When I first introduced my current boyfriend, who loves having sex, I had him tell them he doesn't want to rush into anything and that he understands that my parents don't want us having sex and respects it. They let me stay out late with him from time to time and have left us home alone together. Perfect opportunities to do what we want

[Asker]

Damn you're smart but I can't introduce anyone I get with cause I plan on dating older men, like by more than 15 years LOL

[thedancingcookie20]

Hahaha well you never know. I think it can still apply to you. 15 years is a wide gap, but my boyfriend is 6 years older than me and it worked for me. At first they weren't happy at all about him being older than me but they were more at ease when he said he would respect that they don't want us having sex. It's worth a shot. Just don't act like there's any sexual tension b/w you and a guy. If your parents see that you two interact wholesomely, they'll be more likely to unknowingly give you opportunities to have sex at home

[Asker]

Nah my mom freaked out cause my previous boyfriend was 3ysars older than me lol

[thedancingcookie20]

Lol my mom freaked out over a guy I dated that was my age. She flipped her shit with this guy Being 6 years older. I went through some hell from my parents but it was worth being able to have time alone with him in the house and out late. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have been able to get away with having sex at home or coming home at 3 in the morning or going out. Took some time but my parents accepted it.

[Asker]

Yeh maybe if I just make it a regular t thing like ima buSY MOFO they'll get used to it or some
Thing

[thedancingcookie20]

I have crazy strict, old fashioned, Asian parents lol if they can get used to my shit, then your parents should be able to get used to your shit. My parents had no choice but to accept me being out and having a man around. But with strict parents, I'd suggest being a little clever and sneaky at first. Play your cards right and you might have the situation in your favor

[Asker]

Good advice thanks fam hopefully all goes well

[thedancingcookie20]

No problem. Good luck and get some dick gurl

[thedancingcookie20]

One more thing, if you can get away with saying you're staying over at a friend's or doing an all day thing with someone, use that. Sometimes I'll tell my parents I have an event and I'm sleeping over at my cousins apartment *they cover for me* so that's a lot of time. If I can't go to his place, my man books a hotel room and we just fuck all day in there. But it gets expense booking hotels after a while so I wouldn't suggest it be a frequent thing.

[Asker]

I mean I can definitely get away with being gone all day with no reason but it's not being home al night long that would cause suspicion. They go to bed around midnight or so so they'll think something's up if they haven't seen me all day. But I have a plan that could work. On days I don't go off to meet a guy I'll come home from work quietly and stay in my room all night not making a sound so that way they can't tell if I'm home or not unless they check the cars

[thedancingcookie20]

Hopefully that works for you it never worked for me lol but if you wanna be gone all night long, your best shot is saying you're staying at a friend's house or something. My cousins have covered for me several times and my parents never followed up with them nor could they check with my friends if I said I was with one of them

[Asker]

They know I don't have any friends tho lmaoooo but I mean I could always just making up friends they won't know the difference...

[thedancingcookie20]

Lol my parents know I don't have a ton of friends anymore and that the ones I do talk to are almost always busy. I don't have a ton of girl friends so I just say I'm with them or make some up. So yeah how would they know? One time I even made up a story about how this guy my age was my friend and wanted me to work on something with him. It allowed me to be out until 4am and my parents didn't flip. They won't know if you make shit up

[Asker]

Damn I meant to select you as MHO sorry!!

[thedancingcookie20]

It's no problem, just glad I helped!

[RuthAnn1781]

Just tell them that the schedule changed for work or something like that. Or do what I do and wait for everyone to go to sleep and then just leave, it's really not that hard, just be quiet

[Asker]

True true true thanks

[RuthAnn1781]

No problem. Good luck and have fun

[Msjohnson1]

Call off one day spend the whole day with him nd if u wanna stay longer go to ur car an tell them u working late or say u spending a night at a friend's

[that1guy_123]

You tell your parents your picking up an extra shift, go dress for your date at your friends place. Sexy time at your dates place, problem solved.

[Asker]

They know where I work and that my job doesn't open that late though they close at 10

[that1guy_123]

Why do you have to have sex after 10pm? You can do it in the day time, it'll probably be kinkier for the both of you two. As for his own job, I guarantee he'll call in sick or take a day off for some sex, lol.

[Asker]

I can schedule early evenings I guess but it also depends on the guys schedule I'm planning on seeing one guy not a bunch of guys

[Christpaquin]

In which states you live?

I mean you said an adult, is it because it's 21 or you simply said that, I'm curious.

Tell that you got a job on call.

Or if it's always at the same time that you got a part time job.

Otherwise I'm looking for people for a project to change the world.

You can easily make 1k/week only if you are motivated, you don't need to be good to do that.

If it's interested you on someone you can contact me in PV.

[eziegler81]

Leave in your car, put your makeup on in the car, meet up with the guy and have sex in the car.

[Asker]

LOL NO

[Asker]

I DRIVE A SMART CAR LOL

[Christpaquin]

A small car for a short woman 😂

[eziegler81]

You just have to be creative and flexible.

[Christpaquin]

It's not a smart idea 😂

[eziegler81]

I see what you did there. I like it.

[CAsurfing]

Tell her it's none of her business and if she continues find a new apartment. The first place I moved into the guy held a steak knife to me, then it cut my hand as I brushed it aside. That was one of the reasons why i labeled him a psycho, him and his girlfriend. I left, and thank god to. If she can't suck it up find a better roommate or... stop smelling like sex lmao

[reptocarl]

Hang your ass out the window and let him pound you in that position

[gnarllye]

i second his opinion. it will ve like community service guys can take turn while you think its yo boyfriend is pounding you

[Jo1991]

Date and fuck during the day. If you like clubbing or something you get matinees. There's always a way if you're desperate enough haha

[dropkicknj13]

You could make a habit of going out after work with friends so it doesn't seem strange when your out late

[Th3B1ackguy11]

Just tell them you're having sex 😐 you're grown you can do what you want with your body lol

[Asker]

U don't understand

[Asker]

The look 👀

[Asker]

Of judgment that I'm going to hell

[Th3B1ackguy11]

Haahhahaahahahaaha then my other option is don't go home stay over there house

[Asker]

Uhm the whole point is not getting caught sleeping over LOL if I'm gone all night where do u think they'll think I am lol

[Th3B1ackguy11]

At a girlfriends house. Church maybe. You shouldn't be sneaking around lol your grown

[Asker]

I can only use the girlfriends house excuse so many times tho lol

[Th3B1ackguy11]

Then make em count lol or get some proof that your there, shit fuck em at your friends house lol

[Asker]

HAHHAHA

[Asker]

I'll just act like I'm super best friends with my so called best friend

[Asker]

Did I mention my step dad is basically a priest

[Th3B1ackguy11]

So? you can still be a deviant lol it's just harder lol

[vjedi]

I think you should consider finding yourself a new roommate as fast as you can.
If you have to move back in with parents be sure to set an agreement with yourself to make it only temporary.

[Asker]

The only reason I was able to get this apartment was cause my roommate agreed to pro rated rent but now that she doesn't like it anymore she wants to kick me out... so basically I can't afford real life lol

[vjedi]

Sounds like your so-called roommate used you until the deal wasn't good enough for them, and then threw you under the bus.

[Asker]

Exactly

[Asker]

She's threatening court and stuff because she changed her mind

[vjedi]

I'm guessing that you did not get a formal written agreement with her setting rental conditions before you moved in.

[Asker]

I got a Facebook message of it but no formal written agreement

[Asker]

I'm naive and hoped it would all work out

[hellacray]

Put on gym clothes and say you're going for a workout. Then change your clothes in the car or something.

Or if possible wear it underneath the gym clothes and remove them afterwards.

[Nik1hil]

i cannot suggest you unless i know a little about your schedual like working hrs and any important chore you handle

[boredcantsleep]

Sex n dating is fun anytime of day hun trust me lol

[Blake0048]

Go find a guy on tinder or something like that and tell him the deal. I feel like most guys won't care either way whether you are meeting them at night or midday

[neoagent1]

I've never had to sneak in or out. You said what's the fun in doing daytime stuff? Well, no worries about having sex or about your parents during that time.

[AnandoRudra]

May be not. But you have no options. So go for a date in day time

[Jonathan_T]

You're an adult. Adults have a sexlife. Your parents should learn to deal with it

[Christpaquin]

I suppose they want her to be married before.

Hard to deal with that, unless you say fuck off and you live in your appartment

[cancan73]

If you said you were going on a date out for dinner you could make that last till midnight
That would give you an extra 2 hours sexy time

[Asker]

True I can say I'm driving far and I'll be home late

[cancan73]

Alternatively you could just tell your parents the truth and when you get sent to hell we can have a big gag reunion cause we'll all be there too lol

[Howells]

Dress and prepare yourself after work and tell your parents that you are going to eat with your work partners

[Wesley_5577]

I take it your not in the position to just tell them it's none of their business?

[Asker]

No they'd probably kick me out

[Asker]

Or threaten to if I keep staying out late

[Wesley_5577]

I'm sorry. That's fucked up

[iFarted]

you can't even date at 21? What kind of religion do they believe in! ?

[Asker]

No sex of any kind before marriage

[Asker]

Or I'm going to hell

[Asker]

And they might kick me out

[iFarted]

so dating is okay?

[Asker]

I can date but they'd have to think I'm innocent and come home at a timely fashion

[Asker]

But even when I told my mom o was going on a date her kind goes straight to thinking I'm ganna have sex and get pregnant

[iFarted]

jeez... i hope you get used to quickies

[iFarted]

ohh and if it were me... car sex.. soono sneaking