How would you react if you woke up in a house with drunk people all around and two brand new nipple rings and a sharpied mustache?

[t-8900]

[DizzyDesii]

I dont like being around drunks and i definitely dont want nipple piercings. The mustache would piss me off because its with a permanent marker. Somebody ass gettin beat today

[t-8900]

damn straight! LOL
I haven't had a drink in YEARS! I do sometimes miss partying but honestly the shit we did, my body would be rebelling the next day anymore and I mean I kind of got that out of my system really young. I DO miss the taste of some of those drinks sometimes though.
I'd be ready to throw down too. You're the second person who said the permanent marker would piss them off more than the nipple rings. For me it might be the reverse. If some dude pierced my nipples and I found out his ass better beg the cops to lock him up XD

[DizzyDesii]

I’d worry more about if the needle they pierced then with was clean

[t-8900]

@DizzyDesii thats one of my biggest concerns too. An infection there? uuugh no

[DizzyDesii]

Infection is minor. But if its a dirty needle, you could be screwed for life

[t-8900]

ooooh gotcha. yeah thats way worse lol

[Smashingdoozy]

So my nipples gonna be double pierced? No thanks had enough piercings for another 5 years

[snackthatsmilesback]

Check the fridge for juice. Find a phone call my wife. Then figure out if I did this to myself or if someone else in the house needs a new hole.

[RobT312]

Not psyched about the sharpie moustache or the drunks, but down with the nip rings

[t-8900]

sounds like you'd take it better than me! lol

[RobT312]

🤣 well a friend of mine got nip rings, and he says they are fun during sex... so I wouldn’t be mad about that, lol

[t-8900]

Lol very interesting 😂

[KrisPW]

I'd probably roll my eyes about the mustache, but the nipple piercings would scare the F' out of me. Hopefully one of my friends would still be there to tell me if it was something I drunkenly sought, or if it was done to me without my knowledge. I'm also a lightweight and don't like to get so drunk as to start forgetting things or pass out, so it's not likely to happen in my future.

[InferiorElegy]

I'd probably react in a very bad way because how did I get in that situation when I would never put myself in a way that I'd ever wake up in a situation like that.

[Andres77]

I'd be glad I missed the pain cuz I hear it hurts so bad getting nipples pierced

[Andres77]

And I'd check my shorts

[ChiPaPa]

I'd have had to been drugged. I drink enough for that to happen. I'd be confused.

[TrueConfection]

I can't even imagine that scenario.

[t-8900]

i saw it from a B rated flick. can't even remember what it was called. Think it was on Tubi in the comedy section lol

[TrueConfection]

I'm trying. First of all, I don't drink or have wild parties. But, if I woke up in that situation, I'd be mad that I missed the fun. I'd be panicked. I might contemplate suicide. I wouldn't care about the mustache.

[DonkeyDan]

Oh damn did I wake up back in college lol

[exitseven]

I would pop open a beer.

[loves2learn]

I’d be pisssssed

[msc545]

Mildly unhappy