What do you do in this situation?

[Daniela1982]

What do you do in these situations if it were you and you had to suddenly take a shit?

You were on a ledge

You were skydiving

You were trying to hold it and then. . .

You were standing over your cheer mates

You were in the middle of a volleyball championship game

You were standing over some little person

A bully had you against the wall

You were on top of a bridge painting

Some guy's head was up your ass

You were climbing up a building

[muncher717]

the cheerleading one actually did happen and it was online. some female cheerleader was standing on top of the pyramid and she took a shit and it went everywhere and all the females at the bottom had to move out of the way before they got shitted on. the photos and videos are online. the bully against the wall was made from a porn movie and in some porn movies (not sure about this one) before a woman is suppose to do anal she's suppose to take laxatives the night before so she don't shit on the guy's dick or on the woman's dildo but in some cases there have been times when the woman either didn't do the laxatives or when she did the laxatives she was still shitting and shit herself on set and the janitors had to clean it up. when the woman was doing deep throat to a guy's cock with a blowjob sometimes the woman would vomit and the janitors would have to clean it up. the guy's head up the ass there's videos or photos where the guy farted and sometimes shit with the other guy's head up his ass and the guy breaks the hold and jumps back grossed out. when you're up on a ledge or skydiving adrenaline takes over and your bodily functions stop during the moment of activity but prior the anxiety builds up and sometimes you really have to go take a shit or piss due to nerves

[Daniela1982]

Actually the head wasn't up the ass, it was a camera angle that made it look like it.

[CalmMind]

I have no opinion really to register on this other than you do your business and clean up after, but that 4th picture from the bottom... Lauren Phillips is welcome to bully me any time lol ;P. That smaller lady enjoyed her bullying I guarantee you.

[JosyJosy]

Ledge - Go back the way I came, slowly and not look down or I'm done. I can NOT look down.

Skydiving - Do some flip or spins

Holding it in - Keep holding it in

Cheer mates - Cheer with them

Volleyball - Look at the setters and protect my face just in case

Little person - step aside, it's rude to stand over him/her.

Bully - Headbutt

Painting - Put down the paint, lay on my back and just enjoy the weather

Guy's head - Make him tap

Climbing a building - NOT GONNA LOOK DOWN Climbing up is easy for me but the way down, Nope

[Snsl153]

Well, I suppose in the first scenario you can just do it over the ledge. It's highly unlikely anyone will even see you in such a remote spot. The girl being held against the wall looks like she's in love with her bully, judging by the expression on her face.

[exitseven]

The original 7 Mercury astronauts used to get asked this question all the time. They just went in the space suit.

[Daniela1982]

Ewwww! Seriously? Hope they had Huggies on.

[exitseven]

From what I heard they just sat and stewed.

[petitedollbabee]

I’d probably die. Have a panic attack, end up passing out, and fall down the cliff to my death while unconscious lol.

[Daniela1982]

Would you rather die in your sleep (being unconscious) or by the fall. It isn't the fall that really kills you. It's that sudden stop at the end of it.

[petitedollbabee]

I have no preference, either way I’m dead 😂 I’m not scared of heights, I’m scared of what happens at the bottom of said heights if you fall.

[MCheetah]

You sure do talk about this subject a lot. Like, "A LOT" a lot! Especially for (a supposed) female. Are you obsessed with bodily waste or what?

[Daniela1982]

And you think girls don't fart or shit?

[MCheetah]

@Daniela1982
I *SAID* only the attractive ones don't! They absorb 100% of all food into energy. That just makes them better. 🤷‍♂️
Nasty females fart and poop, though. They are so uncouth and unladylike!

[Daniela1982]

I suppose you would feel better if it were a dick size question?

[Zolly99999]

Omg some of those pictures are funny.

Hold it in most of them... let er rip in others 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SunnyCaliGirl]

Some of those situations would be rough to hold everything it at some point

[Light909090]

I would never Put myself in any of those Situations. I don’t do Dangerous Situations.

[Daniela1982]

Fair enough. You are one of the smart ones. Can you imagine the guy climbing up the side of the building? Look! Up in the sky! Is it a bird, is it a plane. "SPLAT!!" Uhh, no, it's shit!"

[DarkWinterNights]

“A bully had you up against the wall”


Lmao is that what’s happening in that picture?

[Daniela1982]

Well it doesn't look like love.

[TheoPfeifle]

You should watch the video.

[Daniela1982]

@TheoPfeifle What surprises me is all the guys here who have seen it.

[Surely]

My butt would be clenched so tight in some of those pictures. Nothing would come out!

[Likes2drive]

If you can’t hold it then I guess coming out, it’s not good holding it anyway

[Daniela1982]

True, momma said never to hold shit in.

[Likes2drive]

Exactly, lol

[Iron_Man]

First of all why is that man standing there without mountain climbing equipment

[PrincetonGirl97]

How'd that guy get his head in the other guy's butt

[Daniela1982]

@PrincetonGirl97 He was running too fast?

[PrincetonGirl97]

He must have been running super duper fast

[Daniela1982]

He was feeling like a dare devil I assume.

[Iron_Man]

To risky bad decision

[TheoPfeifle]

Free solo... It's a thing. Not my thing, but it's a thing.

[msc545]

Hold it if you can. It's worse if you have to piss.

[Daniela1982]

But you can always pass that off as rain.

[Pinay_ako]

Nature calls, answer!

[MCheetah]

Real women don't poop or fart.
Only transwomen and ugly girls do!

[Daniela1982]

@MCheetah On what planet?

[Lonestarryzky]

Hold it as much as I can lol.

[MCheetah]

Girls aren't supposed to poop or fart!
Well, at least *attractive* girls don't! 😒
I suppose fatties and ugos explode the inner bowl, I guess.

[Lonestarryzky]

@MCheetah don't you ever get tired of saying this sh*t?

[Daniela1982]

No, he doesn't. Like his shit doesn't stink?

[MCheetah]

@Daniela1982
Fine. You guys can be nasty, smelly, dirty, and stinky all you want! I tried to help you! 🤣

[Daniela1982]

@MCheetah No, you constantly put pics of heavy women up so I assume you like them that way, and then have the gall to put them down.

[MCheetah]

It's a joke! Jeez! Lighten up!
You don't know the myth that "girls don't poop?"

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[Daniela1982]

@MCheetah I apparently don't know that one.

[Lonestarryzky]

@mcheetah Seriously it's not funny, I know you're trying be funny, but it's cringe.

[Wise4myage]

Let her rip and look lout below.

[Daniela1982]

Damn those pigeons! Now instead of white shit they are shitting brown shit!

[TheoPfeifle]

The bully... I've seen that "movie". 🤣

[ZenJen444]

I wouldn't be in any of these situations

[PrincetonGirl97]

Hold it I guess 😂

[Daniela1982]

But sometimes you can't hold it for long when you really gotta go badly.

[PrincetonGirl97]

Longest I've ever held it is 4 hours

[Daniela1982]

You must have been sitting down.

[PrincetonGirl97]

Nope

[Daniela1982]

When I was a kid and had to go I just sat down on the concrete steps until the urge went away and then continued playing- at least for awhile. I could hold it off for an hour or so, but eventually I knew if I didn't go I would mess myself.

[PrincetonGirl97]

Sounds pretty bad, I'm sorry