Have you ever wanted to try home alone style security precautions?

[virtualwasp]

Any suggestions, jovial or useful,

my jovial offering is putting water bombs in the freezer.

[purplepoppy]

I wonder how many children have died because of that movie? It's not hard to some kid home alone when a burger breaks in thinking, "I can deal with this like that kid in the movie I saw last Christmas."

I bet hundreds of kids have died as a result.

[Anonymous]

yeah i used to do that. i made all kinds of traps. of course not as elaborate as the movie, but plenty of things that would launch projectiles at someone if they came in the house uninvited. And if my front door had a mail slot in it like the movie, I'd definitely use it to stick my bb gun through, to shoot intruders in the balls. 😏

[scentoflavender]

Sure but the government says I can't own a claymore. So much for the claymore roomba idea. Now I have to tape knives to them, like a peasant.

[virtualwasp]

i wanted bear traps.

[scentoflavender]

Ohhhh that's a great idea...

[provokeesmokee]

God yes.

Though it often ends up with me playing at Rogue with my big chef knife and paring knife.