I once caught someone stealing my lunch. Let's just say that when that conversation was over, that individual refused to even look in my direction, and soon resigned his position at the company.
I find this kind of theft beyond appalling. And it's NEVER someone who can't afford to eat - but rather it's always some entitled asshole who thinks anything in the company fridge is "up for grabs" even when it's got someone's name on it.
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I love your strategy. I do hope that person had sudden, projectile vomit all over the place. And I hope the ghost peppers burned their esophagus and nasal passages unbearably. I hope they cried and are now a laughing stock. They deserve it.
Brilliant.
No you're not in the wrong. And you could try to get them fired too. I've heard of this being done to a friends co worker too when his lunch would get stolen every day at work. He put something in it that was not supposed to be there and found out who stole his lunch every day.
Sounds like a good idea to me. Also don't forget about the chocolate chip cookies with ex-lax in them instead of chocolate chips.
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You can put whatever you want in your own food. If they steal it it’s their responsibility. You didn’t put it in their mouth. You didn’t even offer it.
I'm assuming you've labeled your food as yours, and aren't being asked; in that case, go for it- it's not lethal, and it should teach the lesson nicely. Some Haribo sugar-free gummy bears might be a nice addition, if those stories are true.
When I was in high school someody used to steal my lunch out of my locker. I made a dog shit sandwich for him.
Lmaoooo whoever eats that is in for the ride of their life. Ipecac is something I haven’t heard in a long time.
What you did is illegal. I hope they sue your ass off.
You did a good job, keep up the good work
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