in college I had a job that required me to go to the county courthouse every day. It was surrounded by big oak trees and lots of squirrels lived in them. I'd buy a bag of peanuts at the snack bar and go feed the peanuts. If the squirrels would come up and take them out of my fingers, I knew it would be a good day. If they were skittish, I knew it would be a bad day!
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I REALLY believe that they exist. But no way they can predict anything other than "fools believe this shit. Pretty much the same as horoscopes.
No literally it is just printed words someone put on a paper and chinese restaurants hand em out after you eat there.
I've gotten some fortunes that seem accurate to me. But I think they're just a small thing that's made to make your day/night.
I'm a Nethack veteran. I believe in fortune cookies so long as there's an altar nearby, or I have some holy water on hand.
Not really but they're fun and sometimes it can be spot on
Oh for ten minutes at the fortune cookie keyboard.
🤣🤣
They're only for "entertainment".
So good fortune’s really not coming my way… oh darn lmao
It's coming your way, regardless of what a cookie says. ;) That fortune cookie was fortunate that you paid attention to it. <3
Mine said: That Wasn't Chicken.
Hahaha probably wasn’t 🤣
The cat population in that neighborhood was disappearing...
🤣🤣 stop… I had Chinese food this weekend
If they say I will win a million dollars and I do then I will believe.
Ditto!
“Help I’m trapped in a cookie factory”
😁🤣🤣🤣😁
my astrologist told me to only trust my mood ring
🤣🤣 how’s that working for you?🤣🤣
not as well as the magical pigeon that use to talk to me in the park
🤣🤣🤣 you one of those old people that feed pigeons in the park?🤣🤣🤣 is that what I have to look forward to as I get older?🤣🤣
in college I had a job that required me to go to the county courthouse every day. It was surrounded by big oak trees and lots of squirrels lived in them. I'd buy a bag of peanuts at the snack bar and go feed the peanuts. If the squirrels would come up and take them out of my fingers, I knew it would be a good day. If they were skittish, I knew it would be a bad day!
surely also in horoscopes and Santa Claus
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No, most of them are not even remotely relatable.
Right lol
No, but you never know
Yes, it's also all in good sport. 😄
I treat my star signs and horoscopes the same way. Or any fortune teller 🔮 the same. 😀
Aren't most fortune cookies more like advice cookies these days
no I dont
Me neither lol
Not at all! But they are fun!😁
Only..."in bed".
only for the cookie