Should I just go throw myself in the pigpen?

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Ok, so, like, a few times I have mentioned how my evil, middle sister has pushed me in the pigpen over the years. I will confess the scenario usually went like this: My gothic moody, brooding sister would be brooding, glum, depressed, angry, riddled with angst-over-the-state-of-everything or one of her similar dour moods in which she specialized and then along would come bright, bouncy, cute , adorable me, happily chasing butterflies who would giver her a bright smile and cheerfully advise her, "Oh, just be happy!" whereupon I would find myself laying in the mud and whereupon the bright, happy, cheerful smile was wiped from my bright, happy, muddy face.

I understand all this now.

See, this morning I had a revelation. This morning was not going as well as I had hoped. Tho I didn't start my day by stepping in chicken salad as I have on some days, nonetheless the day went to shit pretty fast for reasons I won't bother to explain on a social media site where people dont get paid to listen to me complaining like I am now. But nonetheless I found myself in a rather dour mood. And so, being true to myself, I looked in the mirror, gave a bright, cheerful smile and said, "Oh, just be happy!" Whereupon the rude reflection frowned back at me, made an obscene gesture and told me I should just go throw myself in the pigpen. She seemed annoyed, irritated and quite disgruntled with my insightful, happy, cheerful suggestions. And I have to live with this bitch.

However, I do understand her frustrations , and so, if I ever answer "Oh, just be happy!" to any of your questions in the future , please, feel free to promptly tell me to fuck off and I will ask, Should I just go throw myself in the pigpen?

Actual simulation of Random having a Revelation.

MisterWack · Accepted Answer

“However, I do understand her frustrations , and so, if I ever answer "Oh, just be happy!" to any of your questions in the future , please, feel free to promptly tell me to fuck off and I will ask, Should I just go throw myself in the pigpen?”

I wouldn’t tell you to f- off or throw yourself in the pig pen, but just go “I have a right to be upset”. However that doesn’t mean I have to stay a grump, instead of “just be happy!” try to give a few reasons to be happy for or say something lighthearted to lift the mood a bit is all.

And if you do end up in the mud, please take a shower and smile as you sing a nice tune to keep you from frowning doomy gloomy for a moment.

exitseven · Accepted Answer

Nobody can be in a perpetual good mood unless they are missing a part of their frontal lobe. Cut yourself a break, stay out of the pigpen, besides the pig have been complaining to me about it.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Your sister just needs whiskey and a good dicking. So tell her to slap on her best snagging skirt and head to that hillbilly bar, knock back a few tumblers of the house whiskey, and throw yourselves at who looks like they have the fewest STDs

Plugs · Accepted Answer

She hates u because you are white and pretty

ohsheeT · Answer

If you do that then you might as well just go jump in bed with her and ask her what she wants for breakfast

And after you roll around for a few minutes on her bed tell her to hold on don't be so unpatient you're getting up you're getting up you'll go get her a cup of coffee and you'll be right back and then forget what you went in there for and just go jump on her bed again and say sorry sister I forgot what I was going to get oh coffee that's right it's been rules spin spin spin get all that dirt all over her bed her
pillow

You know you just have to learn to roll with the punches and then turn it right back around on her when you have that good moment she doesn't always have to win

lightbulb27 · Answer

you got the "happy go lucky" disposition and your apparently middle sister is still struggling with some unknown demons.

My remedy is to get dirt bikes and start riding and maybe go on a vacation.

The hogs and chickens can tend themselves.

Staximus · Answer

No. We all have our days where everything doesn't go right. You can't piss sunshine and shit rainbows everyday. On the days that I don't feel like being happy and interacting with the public (which is most days), I have a glass of whiskey, take a couple bong hits, smoke a cigarette and lay in bed watching some YouTube videos about some ghost towns or other old abandoned shit

Lliam · Answer

Just think how happy you make the piglets when you throw your cute, adorable self in their pen and they get a chance to snuggle around you and bask in your cheerful radiance.
Just like when the deer, squirrels, bunnies and birds come to you when you go out in the woods, the piggies want to be with you, too. They feel sad when you don't come to visit.

Cyfris · Answer

oh my.. What a whirlwind it must be between your ears. But yes you certainly should jump in. Then call your sister and apologize. Followed by a laugh until you cry and a dust yourself off a quick saddle up and carry on.

aaron13547 · Answer

I think "just be happy" is easier said then done. Pigs use mud to stay cool so maybe your sister is just telling you to stay cool 😎 in her own very mean, misguided, pig way... lol

You should NOT throw yourself in the pig pen. But I love the metaphor!

Grond21 · Answer

I have a sneaking suspicion that your middle sister is another version of yourself that you see in the mirror sometimes.

AngryCarl3 · Answer

It's worth remembering that however bad you think things are going, they can always get worse.

ilistengood · Answer

Im guessing thats as far as it went, you didn't go self muddy?

LiamS95 · Answer

No, you should never throw yourself in a pigpen.

FreyaRed · Answer

Maybe she hates your pseudo positivity.

beefcakebradybatson · Answer

Bouncy as in big, bouncy boobs?

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