If You Entered A Sweepstakes Where You Could Win Anything What Would Be The Stupidest Thing You Wouldn’t Want To Win?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[jennifer_bloom]

There was a beautiful mansion in a sweepstakes auction that anybody would want to live in, but it is located in a desolate city hours away from any employment options, meaning, you would have to sell the house or rent it out, instead of living in it. Not even retired people can live there because property taxes for such a large place would exceed social security payments, even for those who do not have to pay down large mortgages to live in their house.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s all about the property taxes & some of the beach houses where I live the property taxes are insane & although beach front property is a dream it’s also a nightmare. As for me I’m close to the beach but far enough away if a hurricane hits. As for sweepstakes a lot of people don’t realize you have to pay taxes on your winnings. People win a car & a month later the tax bill comes in.

[RandomGirl42]

There's a story in these parts but I dont know if it's true or not, about a woman from my home state of Maine who flew out to California to be on some game show and then won a trip to Maine.

That seems kinda' stoopid and not something I'd really want to win.

[KostasKouvalis]

Me and my dad have been waiting for something like that to happened on "Wheel of Fortune." I don't think viewers realize though that you aren't obligated to take the trip. You can take its value in cash instead.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A story is a story & in this case I believe it & winning a trip to your own town would suck & I’m sure it has happened a few times on game shows.

[RandomGirl42]

Ty for the MHO whether I won it on a game show or not. 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome for the MHO’s.

[KostasKouvalis]

An entry into another sweepstakes.

I'm trying to remember the stupidest thing I've ever won. I rarely win stuff.

Oh yeah. One time my dad won a gift card to a Japanese restaurant from a raffle at work, and he took us with him, but the amount his boss put on the gift card wasn't even enough to cover one meal.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A gift is a gift & winning a gift card to a restaurant is always a good thing however if it doesn’t covers the full meal that would suck. Winning a sweepstakes that enters you in another sweepstakes would be something & if you won the second sweepstakes & the prize was it enters you in a third sweepstakes I would give up.

[AviatorTom]

I wouldn't want to win a lifetime supply of cow manure.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Shit happens & in this case cow shit & if you don’t like your neighbors wait until they have a barbecue to put the manure down & hopefully it is a windy day.

[AviatorTom]

Thanks for MHO

[NathanDavis]

industrial amounts of Cheetos...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I was wondering what that was & that is a sickening amount of Cheetos & I wouldn’t want to win all those as well.

[NathanDavis]

oh wait... I didn't read it correctly, you meant to say what I would NOT want to win

[Static_In_The_Attic]

WTF is that? Wait I got it avocados.

[DryGermanGuy]

American candy or any American food, for that matter.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The food & candy isn’t what it use to be & a lot of the candy & other food products nowadays have ingredients that are banned in other countries.

[DryGermanGuy]

For real. You are discussing outlawing artificial food coloring, we banned that in the early 1980s. I think some US manufacturers use mineral oil in food. Chlorine chicken. HFCS in everything. And on and on and on...

[DryGermanGuy]

www.theguardian.com/.../ultra-processed-foods-diet-healthy-eating

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Speaking of food coloring, as a kid my sister had an allergic reaction to the color red & at that time I think it was in juice. Also candy with red in it.

[Sevenpointfive]

a timeshare in paris. i would never use that.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Just like beach front property on the moon timeshare to a place where you wouldn’t use would be like tits on a bull.

[Sevenpointfive]

While they are much smaller than a cow's teats, their placement and symmetry are often used by breeders to predict the udder quality of the bull's future female offspring.

i guess the bull nipples are worth more?

[Xawyx-2]

I wouldn't want to win any stupid thing, I prefer winning only smart things that I really need :D

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I always laugh thinking back I could have won a car when I was at an amusement park. There was a local dealership giving away a car & I’m sure there was a lot of fine print as well. Anyway I told the sales people no thanks & they were like WHAT? You don’t want a chance to win that car? I said that is probably a car you couldn’t sell on your lot & to be honest it’s hideous & I couldn’t be seen driving something like that. I forgot what it was but it was not a good looking vehicle.

[Xawyx-2]

Any car is better than no car, I don't even drive, so I have to use public transport every time XD

[LC75LC71]

A free month subscription to Amazon grocery.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would suck especially if you still have to pay for the food.

[LC75LC71]

It only offers free shipping after 25 dollars..

[OneViewpoint]

Lifetime membership in MAGA surrounded by morons.

[queenofcardio]

I'm a sucker for running shoes 👟

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Riddle me this Queen Of Cardio are you a runner?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If you are a runner & you are a sucker for running shoes that only means one thing.
You didn’t read the full question. Hahaha.

[queenofcardio]

Haha how about a jar of marbles ?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Jars of marbles would certainly help me out. I lost my marbles a long time ago.

[queenofcardio]

Hahaha you're welcome 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Grassy Ass as they say in Spanish.

[queenofcardio]

You're sew amazing, thanks a stitch

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Thanks for buttering me up & when it comes to being amazing I’m not the only one, you are too.

[queenofcardio]

I'm expecting a statue in my honor.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like a wish you can wish in one hand & shit in the other & see which one fills up faster. As for a statue in your honor hopefully your wish comes true.

[queenofcardio]

Lmao , I pronounce you winner 🏆 🥇

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Riddle me this… If you pronounce me to be the winner what exactly do I win? Don’t tell me it’s the jar of marbles & if it is that’s ok as well. Maybe aglets for running shoes, those would come in handy.

[queenofcardio]

Running advice? I'm thinking something practical 😂

[NoDecision]

A free boob job or face lift.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Boobs, boobs, boobs we all love boobs & if it’s not broken don’t fix it & if your boobs are fine winning a boob job would be useless unless you can regift the gift.

[exitseven]

A new wardrobe

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If it’s not broken don’t fix it & if you are happy with your current wardrobe why change anything.

[exitseven]

I have enough clothing to last the rest of my life if I do not get fat

[Brandi555]

I wouldn’t want to win a 🦥

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/XHcTeI62-fw?si=FzcMWw8ZMKV-qnm0 Think of all the hugs a sloth can give you & secretly I think you would want to win one.

[Brandi555]

lol.

[Iron_Man]

Wrestling tickets. Yee Haw 🤠

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What about mud wrestling babes?

[Iron_Man]

That’s really great. I wanna see that.

[Jeff51]

1990s car. Lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If the 90’s car was new & in showroom condition & never left a warehouse I would take that deal. But if the car is used with a lot of mileage no thanks.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Spoiled milk

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The smell alone on that one & I wouldn’t want to with it either.

[thegreenyogi]

A coupon.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If it’s a coupon I’m sure there are a lot of exclusions & stuff hidden in the fine print.

[thegreenyogi]

Exactly!! Lol!

[Agape93]

Makeup

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Especially a life time supply if you don’t use it. A girlfriend I had back in the day put on so much makeup it was like kissing a powdered donut.

[Brandi555]

I’m gonna put makeup on you. lol 🫢

[Agape93]

Lol don't you dare or I'll buzz a dick into your hair

[Brandi555]

💄💄💄💄💄💄💄💄💄💄

[Agape93]

Lol f you

[Brandi555]

I I can’t put makeup on you?

[Agape93]

Lol no

[Brandi555]

So I guess I can’t wear lipstick then. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Agape93]

You can, I won't. Why would I? My lipstick would just end up on your coochie anyways

[Brandi555]

Lmfao

[Agape93]

Lol love ya

[jamesgoldman]

An elephant

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/An44Lb1reJM?si=Rbjy3pUbwXcprFRH It would be really hard to take care of an elephant & I would only imagine what the food & water bill would be, vet as well. On the flip side if the neighbors let their dog shit on your lawn feel free to walk your elephant over to their yard.