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Illuminati Calls and Codes: Why They're a Potential Danger to the World
What are Illuminati calls? Illuminati calls are subliminal messages sent over radio waves. Sometimes illuminati calls are sent directly by the sender and sometimes they are already placed inside microphones and sent...
What is a "Real Man," Anyway?
My definition of a 'real man ' centres around this analogy in a pub scene. You take your seat at the bar after work every day enjoying a few Jamesons in the company of people who you are on a first name basis with all...
Justice For All: Thank you, Obama, for Freeing our Non-Violent Self-Harming Criminals
Barack thank you for being an exceptionally great president. Thank you for catching Bin Laden. Thank you for your restraint in the Middle East. But thank you most of all for freeing our black men that were profiled then...
Top 5 Things Guys Can Do to Guarantee a Second Date
The date's over and you're driving home, agonizing over one question: "Will she really want a second date?" Sure, you parted on good terms; the obligatory "I'll call you" probably passed somebody's lips, there may have...
Why Do Police Officers in the United States Carry Rifles?
Decades ago it was rare for police officers to carry rifles. While Special Weapons And Tactics (SWAT) teams had them, your average Officer Joe was usually just given a pistol and maybe if he was of high rank, a pump...
7 Far-Fetched Techs I Wish Were Real
We all think of technologies that can benefit people. Whether it be flying cars, infinite resources, etc, well here are some technologies that would benefit humanity greatly in my opinion. Regrowable genitals and limbs...
Beautiful Doesn't Mean Better
This take is my opinion (rant) on how some people use the word beautiful as a compliment when it isn't relevant e.g. I remember there was some sappy Facebook post about a girl who had some kind of skin condition on her...
4 Religious Cults That Give God a Bad Name
I know this is probably a controversial and heated topic, but I'm not writing this for that purpose. I'm writing this because I feel there's a lot of extreme religions out there, some are cults and some are not. However,...
Top 8 Music Moments in Non-Musical Films
There are so many musical films with great song and dance numbers, but there are also non-musical films with standout, often unexpected, weird, funny, life affirming moments where music is the absolute star of the moment....
The Young Elites Series: Book 1 Review
I love this series so much. The 3rd and final book, 'The Midnight Star' comes out next month! But I want to review all the books. So this review is for the very first book in this series, which is also called ' The...
Why I Think REAL Biking Is Superior To Exercise Biking
1. Travel A real bike provides transportation. 2. Moving and Resting at the Same Time A real bike allows you to move and rest at the same time, while you are descending the slope, saving you energy for the next big hill....
What It Takes to be a "Real Man"
I'm just gonna get to the point. This is what I consider a real man. 1. He should be 10 feet tall Tall guys are more manly. They can show dominance over other men using their height and make you feel protected. Not to...
YouTube Phenom Martin Shkreli: What I Like, What I Don't
" HINT: Hey, trending is always good! Did Kim Kardashian post another naked selfie? What new “politically correct” snafu is getting headlines? You’ve got an opinion on this hot stuff, and we want to hear it!" Instead I...
A Brief Memoir and A Few Pointers From A Late Bloomer In Dating
Let’s face it. Approaching and dating can be nerve-wracking. They can especially be so if you’re in your mid to late 20s and have little to no experience with dating and relationships, which seems to be pretty common...
The Pros and Cons of Owning a Vehicle
I recently asked a question about the pros and cons of owning a vehicle. Credit goes to those who responded as this take is largely based off their responses, plus a few others things I added in. Pros 1. Mobility With...
3 Big Reasons Why I Hate the Current Dating Culture
The dating culture is rigged, and at the risk of seeming like the whiny kid who gets on the internet every time he doesn't get his way, I will explain why. Also, this isn't an attack on men or women, just what I have...
Western Expat in the East Struggling to Find a Wife (Onion-inspired article)
(Disclaimer: This is an article based off of the style of the satire news article the Onion. This article is not owned by the Onion) Western expat Tom, who despises western women has moved to the East to live and hopes...
What I Dislike About Some GAG Men
1. They don't want to pay for dates In an ideal world every one will see women as a mans equal. However, don't let that be the excuse to let all levels of common courtesy fly out of the window. We learned how to treat...
5 Reasons Why Many Men Don't Want to Get Married
After roaming around this site for a while it seems evident that a lot of women are confused and don't understand why a lot of guys look down on marriage. I'm going to make this short and simple. COMMITMENT Yeah it's...
Why I'm Proud To Be Male
I've seen a bunch of takes written by girls, saying why they are proud to be women. Well I decided to write a take on why I'm proud to be a man. I'm a straight man by the way. Aesthetics, while women can't appreciate...
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