No, Dogs are not better than Humans

[Filipe97]

So I've heard many women (who are usually bitter from having fucked up their relationships and needed something to put the blame on so they don't feel guilty) say dogs are these pure, innocent, loyal, angelic beings that have no malice and they prefer their company over a man's. And I'm here to prove that dogs are actually even worse, it's their bias clouding their views and making them forgive behaviors in dogs that they would never in a man. So here we go:

"Dogs are innocent and pure"

Sniffing those pure female genitals

You ever seen a dog's behavior near a female in heat (or not even in heat)? They will go up to her and sniff their genitals and force themselves on her. That's rape by the way.
Human equivalent: The guy who goes in the bathroom at his female friend's house to sniff her panties, stalks girls at night and rapes them in an alley.

"Dogs have no malice"

Look at all that sharp innocence

Thay have no malice when they're not shredding my one year old son's face to bits. Which happened (he's fine now), and I only didn't shoot the stupid thing into the afterlife because by the time I got the gun it was too far away to aim. By the way they bark and fight other dogs all the time.
Human equivalent: That guy who gets drunk, calls names and starts fights with everyone only to come back home and almost kill you and your child from beating your asses leaving you bloody on the floor.

"Dogs are loyal"

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You can probably imagine, though. A dog never has sex with the same female. Every time he sees a new one he will force himself on top of her. Not so loyal now, huh?
Human equivalent: The guy who sleeps around even though he has a girlfriend.

"Dogs are just better"

Have you ever seen a dog clean his paws at the door? Or jump into the bathtub after playing in the mud? I haven't. They will roll on the floor and jump everywhere leaving mud and dirt everywhere, which you will have to clean.
Human equivalent: The lazy guy who will not shower for days and not clean the house or help you with the chores ever. He will also leave empty snack wrappings laying around and demand that you make him a sandwich because he doesn't feel like getting up.

So now you know it. Next time you catch yourself being antisocial and thinking "I love animals more than humans. Fuck humans and fuck men" remember this Take. It's not that the dog is better than the man. It's just your bias making you forgive behaviors in dogs that you would never in a man.

[Meatunnel69]

A take which is long overdue 👏👏 bravo

[Marilynjuana]

What the fuck? Why is this tied to women first of all, pure curiosity?
Then, “rape”. Animals are not as intelligent as humans are, I hope you are aware of that. They have their instincts and small peabrains almost.
All the rest about dog’s personality, all depends on how you raise the animal and what they’ve been subjected to. I have two dogs and I volunteered for a shelter and fostered dogs. If you raise them well, if you discipline them, they will love you unconditionally. I can’t believe you’re comparing humans to DOGS in this manner though, what the fuck? Sometimes it’s nicer to have a pet, less responsibility. So what?

[Marilynjuana]

I’m still baffled, I felt my IQ drop after reading this. What the actual fuck?😂

[FatherJack]

I agree , and am also an ardent ferret lover too... I miss my woolly weasels , they also love unconditionally... then steal your stuff and stash it under the sofa !!

[Marilynjuana]

Aww the way you talk about your fluffy hooligans warmed my heart!!❤️

[FatherJack]

Sadly lost my fuzzy girls , had a mother and daughter pair , the daughter , my 1/2 polecat cuddly chunk , Polefat went missing in April , believe claimed by someone else , and lost her mum Miss Woolworth to accidental death in July , that was beyond heartbreaking , was a sobbing wreck at the time as was my daughter. We had rodent problem , which they sorted... I got them as both pets and ( very effective ) rat control. Shame I can't post pictures here. They steal your hearts , not just your stuff !! Love your user name... I do like a bit of ganja... but only shortly before bed.

[Marilynjuana]

Poor babies.. I know what you mean, my guinea pigs passed of old age years ago and I still miss them and light candles for them. They really are like family! But I bet your ladies lived a happy life in a cozy home.

[Filipe97]

Humans also have instincts. So basically if your boyfriend were a stupid fuck you wouldn't mind him cheating on you? Because you know "he's not that intelligent, I hope you're aware of that"? You're being selective with your logic

[Filipe97]

Also it's tied to women because only women say those things. I've never heard a man say them. Because men think with their brains, they're logical. Women think with their feelings, that's why they believe dogs are pure when they behave even worse. Because they WANT to believe it

[Filipe97]

Also saying your IQ dropped for reading something you disagree with (as opposed to something that doesn't make sense) doesn't make you smart. If anything it makes you really dumb

[Marilynjuana]

You need to go back to school, mate. All I will say is human intelligence isn’t compared to one of DOGS😂

[Filipe97]

ad Hominem. out of arguments? Instead of telling me to go back to school prove me wrong. Oh, that's right, you can't. And you keep telling me that someone being "not as smart" is an excuse to being a shitbag. Because if you apply that logic to dogs you also have to apply it to humans. So, by your logic, a stupid person should be forgiven if they cheat on or beat someone to death.

[Filipe97]

Also, about that last part, I dunno. I've seen dogs about as smart as you, who can't even come up with arguments, apparently

[Marilynjuana]

Man those dogs were smart then. You seem to not be able to read properly but my entire post was full of facts and valid arguments. All you spread is misinformation. Go back to 1st grade, darling.

[JessieBellll]

Shows animals and humans will never be equal even if freaks like you try to promote it

[Piteka5]

Yeah, those arguments always piss me off, nature is wild, violent and has no mercy. Animals kill each other and have no remorse doing it (they can't even feel it). Nature is amazing, but that narrative of "Oh were so evil and animals are so pure" is nonsense

[Marilynjuana]

What we are talking about are domestic dogs. Not wild nature.

[MissDawn7961]

YES they can be ! do not be jealous because you were dumped by a woman who wanted her dog more then she wanted ugly , old you ! Thanks

[YellLow]

Biggest bullshit I've ever read. by the way, when they talk about loyalty they talk about loyalty towards their owner...

[Filipe97]

Why is it bullshit? Because of cognitive dissonance? And still the loyalty point is up. They can't pretend they're pure when they display the same behaviors they criticize on someone else.

[YellLow]

Lol animals have smth clled instinct which are obliged to follow in order to survive. Humans are animals too but able to control their instincts and still survive. Comparing uneducated animals with humans its pretty much a dogs 0 humand 10 every time. Which is unfair.

[Filipe97]

No it's not unfair because humans have instincts too and they're pretty hard to ignore because it's the way our brains are wired to be. Men cheat because our brains are wired to have as many kids as possible with as many women as possible so that, you know, the species doesn't go extinct. Why does one species get a pass and the other doesn't?

[Marilynjuana]

OP think dogs are as smart as humans. I have no doubt your IQ falls on the same level, OP, but don’t humiliate the rest of us lol.

[YellLow]

Ya whatever, Juana

[EleanorRigby]

Finally. 😂
Thank you. 👏👏

[supersplif]

i would kick a dog but never slap a child

[wynn-ing]

I think I lost some brain cells reading this

[Filipe97]

Elaborate. It's easy to come and say my take is stupid. But I bet you can't give me one logical reason as to why you think it is. Logical, not emotional. "My dog never hurt me" is not a logical reason.

[suncookie]

Haha so true lol

[JessieBellll]

Agree, animals are animals.

[KaraAyna]

Good take

[Cherokeehp]

This is so dumb.

[sheepdip]

I feel atracked