Does the acoustic guitar have seductive powers?

[Anonymous]

I've pretty much nailed playing this song on my acoustic guitar. The question is: will it be enough to nail her? Or will I have to resort to more traditional methods of seduction, such as alcoholic beverages?

[TurboKid]

That seems way tricky. I think girls who actually appreciate being serenaded (not saying they do while they visualize something in their head which is different from how it actually pans out) are an endangered species. What I think could make that safe though is you have the serious and very seductive and romantic part, but then you blend it with something kind of funny, then back to serious, then funny, leaving her kind of guessing whether you're joking or not.

[TurboKid]

This way if she's digging the romantic and serious parts, she can dig them. But if she thinks being serenaded is over-the-top and kind of cheesy, then she has the funny parts to comfort her and make her laugh.

[Asker]

Maybe my pants could fall down around my ankles while I'm playing.

[TurboKid]

That might work! :-D

[MotorcycleMan]

It can help for sure, but there is no magic bullet, especially if you're a douchebag.

[Asker]

I'm pretty sure a douchebag would play the electric guitar.