Our relatives are pushing us. Which should we do?

[OddBeMe]

Have babies!

Stay in bed all weekend, smoke weed and fck.

[Stoner710]

Both fuck all weekend and smoke weed and have children. The purpose of being human is to bread, Not to work not to do whatever worthless thing we think has meaning. The meaning of life is to have kids and raise them to be good people

[OddBeMe]

First…have to “toast” you on a funny auto correct. Lol

Second I don’t think that’s a reason. Animals do it when they can. Not all the time.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Say goodbye to your financial stability and mental health

[OddBeMe]

Yeah I know about dope but what about having kids?

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Blasphemous-ly overrated. Every human birth = extinction of one animal species and destruction of 1/3 of a river

[Dinosaursandanime65]

And death of 20 trees

[OddBeMe]

True. I could burn a pile of trash for 20 years while my Hummer runs idle and still not affect the climate as much as having a kid.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Good Boi. School really does pay off

[katiesmuff]

A little light on information here! Pushing us for what has many versions to run through our minds.

[dustybiker]

You been using again? Now what did the judge say the last three times?

[OddBeMe]

Oh that judge died.

[dustybiker]

Huh.

[TheUniqueOne96]

Tell them it's your own decision and if you don't want to, then too bad for them.

[Sevenpointfive]

you're too old for kids. they should know that

[OddBeMe]

Never! Picasso had kids into his 80s. Now you’ve double dared me.

[Sevenpointfive]

i'm not saying you can't, but can she? is it safe for her to do so?

[OddBeMe]

Oh looky who’s so worried now! No her eggs are fcked. I’ll have to go to a strip club.

[Sevenpointfive]

i'll be free

[OddBeMe]

Let’s go inpreg some chicks.

[fembotnpc777]

C. Don't spread you shitty genes, don't fuck, and only smoke weed

[OddBeMe]

What if we get abortions?

[fembotnpc777]

Oh okay, you're gonna get an abortion, Johnny? You just mf go for it, hon. You kinky little shit.

[OddBeMe]

We like the danger of pregnancy.

[fembotnpc777]

I don't need to know every one of you and your boyfriend's fetishes. I can't stop you from telling me, but just know that I might lose interest.

[OddBeMe]

We wait for her belly to get nice and round and then go in for our third trimester abortion. Vacuum that fcker out.

[fembotnpc777]

You're never going to be pregnant hon.

[OddBeMe]

And if one pops out accidentally we just toss it in a dumpster even tho the fire station is closer.

[fembotnpc777]

One's not going to pop out lmao. You'll never be a woman.

[OddBeMe]

Can I be a fembot?

[fembotnpc777]

No, you really can't :)

[Anonymous]

If relatives wants to see kids, tell them to fuck... Its your life, your family, your decision.

[Anonymous]

I’d ignore them unless you both feel ready and can afford it.

[Dinklex3]

?

Do whatever you want to do.

[ChefPapiChulo]

this is really really weird.

[OddBeMe]

Not as weird as your profile pic bud. Reshoot with a tank top?

[ChefPapiChulo]

You’re insane

[bubblegunnn]

Pushing us to what?