Can someone interpret this for me?

[Anonymous]

I love being in love with you yet I I haven’t been to the other side of love. I don’t know all the cues. I don’t know what I should be doing at times.. I’m not even a whole year in. I will trip up and walk blinded as I make my way through this. Im still in this tucked away like that last decent piece of mayonnaise at the bottom of the jar though!.. That spoonful that’s hard to get to is how in love I am with you. I’m in it and I know no one’s ever going to get me out! I’m in the jar which is my resolve to never cheat on you and love you right. The 48oz. jar with the big cap. Big resolve so even if you think something crazy un think it and know! Seriously though it comes down to if you believe and see a wonderful ending with me in the long run and if we can hold on long enough until our love gets us to that place..


I don’t understand the mayonnaise comparison. What is he trying to say?

[Guy13]

I love you and it is great. You are not seeing everything-it's only been a year but I love you. It's dark as you get deeper into the the mayo. There's some very very dark side of me that I can't straighten out... you don't/can't see it... nor reach. I am not what you think I am.

I am afraid that you will find a better jar of Mayo... I'm not Miracle Whip... once everything is out

[Anonymous]

Ask him wheres the ring?

[Asker]

Lol. But for real though. What is he trying to say with the Mayo comparison?

[Opinion Owner]

I don't know it's a real weird way I guess to say he's stuck with you...

[Asker]

What about where he says “I love being in love with you yet I haven’t been to the other side of love” ?

[Opinion Owner]

It follows with he doesn't know all the cues so he doesn't know how to love the right way. Is this guy a player or a virgin? He seems to not know how to love you

[Opinion Owner]

You might have to teach him or you guys go on dates