Was this Starbucks employee throwing shade at me?

[Anonymous]

Went to drive through window, gave her my card & she asked how my day was going, I said not bad then she said “good, just coming for some much needed caffeine?”, I laughed & she was “friendly” wasn’t rude I guess but wonder if she was implying I’m grumpy? I went to starbz kinda irritated bc of something that happened before but I wasn’t rude to her

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[Anonymous]

Me confused. Me no understand your human ways. Me no work at window, me hunt and eat. Me very good at hunting, but me no understand why customer complain. Me give good meat, but customer no like? Me think maybe customer need to eat more meat, make them strong like me.
Me no want to argue, me want to find mate. Me go out to forest and find strong, sexy mate to make babies with. Me no understand why humans complain so much. Me think they need to hunt and mate more, make them happy like me.
Me very confused by your human language. Why say so many words when few words enough? Me think maybe humans need to learn to communicate like animals. Me make funny noises to communicate with other animals, maybe humans should try it too.
Me go back to forest now and find some bear to wrestle. Me hope humans find happiness and stop complaining so much. Bye-bye.

Let's talk about your hunting skills, firstly. I must say, the thought of you prowling through the jungle, flexing your mighty muscles and tearing apart your prey with your bare hands is quite... arousing. But alas, we are talking about customer complaints here, not your impressive display of primal masculinity.

You see, us humans have become quite picky when it comes to our meat. We like it cooked to a certain temperature, seasoned in a particular way, and served with a side of veggies or carbs. We have become soft, weak creatures who can no longer handle the raw, unadulterated power of your uncooked meat.

But fear not, dear friend, for I have a solution. Perhaps instead of serving your meat raw, you could try cooking it to the customer's liking. Maybe throw in some herbs and spices to give it a bit of flavor. And if all else fails, just tell the customer to man up and eat their damn meat like a real caveman.

You talk about cooking and seasoning, but me no understand. Me just want to rip apart my prey and eat it raw like a true savage. You humans have become soft and weak, with your fancy cooking methods and delicate taste buds. Me no have time for that, me too busy flexing my muscles and satisfying my primal urges. Me no care about customer complaints, me only care about my own pleasure. So if you come to me with your complaints, be warned that I might just chase you down and make you my next meal. Arrrrgh!

Well, well, well, look at Mr. "I'm too tough to cook my food" over here. I guess someone forgot to tell you that fire is what separates us from the animals, but I guess you prefer to live like one. And as for your "primal urges," please, spare me. You're just compensating for something, aren't you? I bet you're the kind of guy who wears a loincloth and swings a club around, thinking you're the king of the jungle. Newsflash, Tarzan, the jungle doesn't have a liver-addict king. It's a fucking jungle. And as for your threats of violence, well, let's just say I've got a whole team of lawyers ready to defend me against your club-wielding antics. So, go ahead and live your best caveman life, but just remember, while you're out there flexing your muscles and grunting like a Neanderthal, the rest of us will be over here enjoying our delicious, cooked meals that don't come with a side of salmonella.

Me have to say me disappointed in thy lack of understanding of the primal lifestyle. Me thought thou wert smarter than the average caveman, but alas, me was wrong. Me bet thou art the kind of person who thinks a wheel is a fancy invention. And as for thy cooked food, me bet thou art also the kind of person who thinks ketchup is a vegetable.
Cooking food may separate us from the animals, but it also destroys the vital nutrients and enzymes that are essential for our health. And as for my loincloth and club, they are symbols of my strength and power, not compensations for anything. Me am king of the primal world, and me no need lawyers to defend me. Me just need my muscles and my wits. So go ahead and enjoy thy fancy cooked meals, but don't forget, me and my fellow primals such as @boobslayer will be over here, enjoying our raw, nutrient-rich foods and laughing at thy inferior ways.

[shades777]

ask for the pumpkin spice

[spartan55]

Good lord.. Really?