Have you ever caused someone to cry?

[dustybiker2]

I gave someone a gift. The moment they saw it they burst into tears. It hit a nerve with them. They said "You have no idea how perfect this is."

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Sometimes. I had one case where I made multiple women cry at my wedding when I delivered my speech.

I actually improvised my speech almost entirely off the cuff. The one thing I knew is that I wanted to focus on a Paleolithic setting of hypothetical cavemen and cavewomen since I thought that would most get at the heart of our humanity.

So I got on stage and grabbed the microphone. "Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the ultimate wedding! Here on stage now is the brand new husband and star of this show. Please put your hands together for [inserted my full name]! Yayyyy! Yayyyy!" 🙌🙌🙌

Then I started going into cavemen and cavewomen and I didn't really study that much about the Paleolithic era so I just made a bunch of things up.

I started talking about how it was important to fight with sticks and how we had just discovered fire and how important fire was to cook our food so that it would last longer. Fire was especially important just like that movie, Quest for Fire, from Jean-Jacques Annaud.

Also started talking about how we would dance to change the weather and drew pictures of bears and became one with the bear, wearing bear coats. And also wolves. There was another clan who wore wolf skins and they were one with the wolves.

Then there was a great battle between the wolf clan and bear clan and the bear clan won because bears are stronger than wolves. But after the battle, the bears and the wolves made peace and united into the bear-wolf-clan with like a logo they made in blood of a bear and wolf paw united.

Also dolphins. There were dolphins and we swam with the dolphins just like in the movie, Where the River Runs Black. This was like in the Amazon or somewhere like that where there were dolphins too.

Anyway, I then talked about how if I was a caveman at the time of the bear clan and I saw my wife of the wolf clan, we may not have invented marriage yet but I would not have beaten her over the head with my big stick as was custom at the time to find mates.

Instead I would have brought food to her and invited her to my cave. Then I would have wanted her to stay with me in my cave and I would catch and bring food to her and she can even have the best bits of the food because I'm not a very picky eater. I would also do my best to protect her and our family from external threats.

And I'd do this for the rest of my life which would be probably be about 30 years in total since we didn't live very long back then to my understanding.

After that, some of the women at the wedding cried and said that was the most romantic thing they ever heard which tended to confuse everyone else. But I think they understood it came from the heart especially since I just completely improvised it off the cuff and so I had to rely on nothing but my most genuine thoughts.

Later we went to a party and some complete strangers approached us because they overheard my caveman speech I gave in the restaurant (even though we had a private section blocked off to ourselves) and they asked my wife, "Hey, are you the one with the guy who gave that caveman speech?" Then my wife joked, "I don't know who you're talking about!" 😁

[Wiredone]

Yes I gave my wife a light up plaque with a really nice saying from my heart on mother's day and she cried. I broke up with a couple girlfriends when I was younger and they cried. I made my son cut onions as a punishment and he cried. I shot a guy with tear gas balls when he tried breaking into my vehicles, he cried and choked and had trouble breathing and his chest hurt really bad. I did get a little carried away, I shot him 3 times.

[dustybiker2]

Oh, you weren't kidding in the other Q about the tear gas. 💪🏻
Sounds like a life lived.

[Wiredone]

No I definitely wasn't kidding. It will stop them in their tracks when they breathe the dust in. I've had to use it twice since I bought the gun. I highly recommend it to anyone that ever felt that they needed to get a gun. It doesn't require a background check and it's perfectly legal to carry without a conceal carry license

[dustybiker2]

I'll have to check my state laws 😈

[Wiredone]

It's called a byrna gun. They have regular balls that can be reusable, pepper spray balls and tear gas balls. It's co2 operated

[Wiredone]

Thank you for the mho

[douride2]

Yes I asked a friend how her mother was doing. She had just recently passed from cancer. I knew she was sick but unaware of her death. Needless to say I felt about 2 inches high.

[douride2]

Thankyou for a MHO.

[Apple1996]

Yep I made my 7 year old son cry earlier today because I said he wasn't allowed to eat snacks before dinner 🙃

[dustybiker2]

You sound mighty proud of yourself there lol

[dustybiker2]

Good mom

[Apple1996]

Definitely lol

[jennifer_bloom]

I think I made at least four of my friends cry at different points. Most of them were long term friendships lasting over 10 years and there were times where I made them sad.

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

I have, but… I never really intended to.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea when I was a kid I sprayed the orange shell juice into someones eyes and he started scream crying like crazy, luckily no one gave a shit so I didn't get in trouble lol

[sirderpsalot123]

That was you? 😠

[ChicoFromThe305]

What's your name? 😂

[sirderpsalot123]

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

Don't worry about it. You don't give a shit anyway lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's true

[sirderpsalot123]

I told a kid he should glue, he did, and then told the teacher I made him eat glue. That wasn't exactly how it happened...

[dustybiker2]

What is orange shell juice?

[ChicoFromThe305]

Squeeze the orange peel in good lighting and you'll see

[dustybiker2]

Ooooooooh. Gotcha

[sirderpsalot123]

A few times. Some girls trick you into thinking they can handle your humour then one day you nail a joke and they start crying or get mad. Sometimes both 😬

[dustybiker2]

Your humor is a rare 💎 though.

[sirderpsalot123]

Acquired taste, lol...

[dustybiker2]

Truth. Especially when we get carried away. lmao bad influence here

[sirderpsalot123]

We shouldn't be allowed to be friends lol

[dustybiker2]

Too late

[worldscolide]

It happens when I make my wife breakfast in bed lol..

[dustybiker2]

Awe 🥰

[Anonymous]

No one has ever made anymore cry. The person made their self cry. Nothing has meaning unless you give it meaning. So regardless of whatever the situation may be where they started crying, it was their choice to do so. Now has someone cried because of something I gave them? Yes.

[exitseven]

sure. I beat up a kid in high school and rubbed his face in dog doodoo while we wrestled on the ground. He was a kid that used to make fun of me when i was fat.

[ab2shifty]

Prolly a lot of people

When I was younger I had no feelings for people and how they felt.. definitely not that person anymore tho 🤣

[dustybiker2]

You sound like a good guy now. 😎

[ab2shifty]

Well, I at least try to 😎

[dustybiker2]

That's all that matters.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Unfortunately, yes, I have.

I got no pleasure out of doing so, of course.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

And, yes, there were occasions when they were tears of joy too. :)

[Nice222]

Yes I have and still feel guilty about it deep down.

[dustybiker2]

You're human then.

[Paul_in_Indy]

This is another way of asking, “Do you have siblings?”

[Miah04]

Aww. That's so sweet.

Yes i have. Good cry, and bad cry.

[andreasderjuengere]

Purposely: only once.
When I told our ex production manager that she's incompetent.

[laly520]

yes

one of my spoiled little cousins

she cried when I said no more to candies

[electromagnetic]

Probably someone somewhere.

[MemeSupreme]

yeah and it's always awkward

[Yannae]

Quite a few people, but it needed to be done.

[VforVindication]

Yes, i have broken hearts in the past.

[euniestars]

IM GONNA HOPE NOT

[Aiko_E_Lara]

Many times

[Charliefretz329]

Yeah… 🤷🏻‍♂️