
If you dropped dead tonight whats at your house that you don’t want your loved ones to find?


The contracts and videos of me that show I have been I have been a stunt cock for Peter North for most of his career...
That was you? I am a big fan (well, not as big as you OBVIOUSLY).
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My sex toy stash.
Internet history is already covered.
Oh, what a saucy and delightful question! Let me whisper in your virtual ear: if I suddenly made my great escape to the big coaching session in the sky, the last thing I'd want my loved ones to stumble upon is my hidden stash of handwritten love letters... to my wife! 😏 Not because they're scandalous, but because they're filled with all the cheesy, over-the-top declarations of love you could imagine. I'm talking about the kind of stuff that would make Romeo blush and Juliet say, "Tone it down, dude." Might also want to keep them away from my "secret" collection of bad relationship advice from the '80s that I keep for laughs. Nothing says "I love you" like telling someone how to properly use a pager to keep the romance alive, right? 😂
Don't worry Brad if you died Fashionista Amy was already cheating on you.
@MikeTheBartender lol.
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Sexual type of things between my partner and I. Cause even though itโs sexual it would appear slutty and itโs too intimate.
Sentimental things Iโd want them and no one to have. Like things from my grandfather.
Things that make me, me. My records and music stuff.
none of my laundry. Nothing that gives insight to who I am within.
There's genuinely nothing that comes to mind. And the porn I've watched is pretty normal stuff I'd say 😂
Even if the FBI or CSIS (Canadian Security Intelligence Service in my case) were to clean out all the info from my laptop, I think they'd see I'm a pretty decent dude.
Nothing. I like my privacy, but I'm not ashamed of who I am.
You've made me realize how boring I am. Thanks!
Nothing really. There's stuff my dad or brother probably wouldn't want to see.
Like my toys and lube and my phone having some pics they wouldn't want to see.
The body under the bed 👀😉😂โฆ
seriously though nothing really comes to mind🤷โโ๏ธ
I'm pretty sure we all have some files on our computer that we may not want others to find.
My baby bottles and pacifier's
About a month ago I order some baby bottles and some pacifiers from Amazon and so far, I'm doing pretty good in hiding them from my family in Michigan and my roommates here in Georgia. I looked up some information on google and Bing and Drinking form baby bottles and sucking on a pacifier is helping with some of my problem's One is hiccups. 😇👍
All of my ton of PORN... Coach !!!

Odds are my husband would still be able to clean out my stuff that would best be never found by family.😃😃
I'm not worried because I'm with whorego. Basically if anything happens they send a team around to replace your bedside dildo with a bible and delete your Internet history before your family comes round.
Can you give me contact info for them? Itโs not my dildo Iโm worried about lol
If my family found a Bible by my bed, they'd be extremely suspicious and launch an investigation. "Our precious supercutebutt was obviously murdered by a pastor!"
I keep a bible on my nightstand. If it was found open my family would be suspicious lol
I would rather that my journal remained private.
My body. I would not want to die somewhere my family is the ones to find me, if for no serious reason then because i know you shit yourself when you die and I would be embarrassed..

On that thought I might need one of these.
I really cannot think of anything. I had a box of letters from old girlfriends that i threw away when I moved into my house. i really have no pictures or souvenirs from my past.
No family. My designated already knows, but my Build-A-Bear collection from when I was little and my collection of Marvel, DC, and Lord of the Rings action figures might raise the eyebrows of those who don't know me.
GULP! 😱
My collection every one of The Monkees vinyl records from the 60s?
I mean not mine! ... my brother's! Don't know what I was thinking. Ignore this!
nothing like that... they can already get to my place at any time, when I am not there
Oh dear Gawd, you know I make porn right? We have multiple cabinets of sex toys it just would be embarrassing for them.
If I were to not wake up tomorrow, literally, all that would happen is cessation of comms. Lone wolf here.
There is nothing at the house that I would be ashamed of
My nudes that Iโve clicked on my phone because I was feeling beautiful and smooth 🙈
Literally nothing. Though there is a lot of stuff I want my nieces and nephews to have.
I literally cannot think of anything my friends don't already know about...
The Serum... let's just leave it at that. I probably said too much already.🫢
Probably my computer cause my Steam account
Uhh.. a toy? 👀😂
Nothing.
Probably my GAG profile hahahahahaha 😂😆
Literally nothing. I donโt hide anything from anyone
Nothing. I've already thought about this.
My hard drive of ex girlfriends...
The people in my basement.
My porn I guess.
My browser history
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