Religion & Spirituality Jesus, Muhammed and Buddha walk into a bar. What happens next? (Page 3) Cammy137Influencer Follow Guru Age: 30 Follow FacebookTwitterWhatsApp 21 Jesus, Muhammed and Buddha walk into a bar. What happens next? Post Opinion 98 Opinion Like Share Follow 3 likes
greencarpet Follow Xper 2 Age: 64 +1 y I'm guessing a fatwa folowed by your untimely death. 0 0 Reply
Daechir Follow Xper 6 Age: 24 +1 y The bartender frowns, and says, "I need to stop drinking my own stuff. Now I'm hallucinating fictional characters." 0 0 Reply
Harshad70 Follow Xper 5 Age: 32 +1 y Three top leaders in same bar? Sounds like religious merger. I wish those three religion listed on stock market. Jesus would take over! 0 0 Reply
BiLuna Follow Xper 5 Age: 24 +1 y Jesus and muhammed will talk to each other and ignore buddha 1 0 Reply
Revolver_ Follow Guru Age: 24 +1 y Muhammad bombs the bar and kills himself, Jesus and Buddha 3 1 Reply wandererr +1 y Allah hu akbar Reply
Hispanic-Cool-Guy Follow Master Age: 38 +1 y 4.4K opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic. The Lord Jesus starts preaching the gospel and people will get angry because darkness hates the light. 0 0 Reply
Anonymous (18-24) +1 y lol I don't know why but I burst out of laughter when I read that. 1 1 Reply bizzle6 +1 y Same lmao Reply
AM-205 Follow Explorer Age: 26 +1 y This sounds like a good joke... Maybe,"How was the trip?" 0 0 Reply
Partywithtom Follow Xper 6 Age: 36 +1 y The ambulance comes cause they all got knocked out from walking into a bar. 0 0 Reply
legalboxers Follow Master Age: 47 +1 y 564 opinions shared on Religion & Spirituality topic. Jesus orders a Virgin Mary, Muhammed orders 12 virgin mary's and Budda orders a... 1 0 Reply
Anonymous (30-35) +1 y jesus would say he's there for beer, but, actually here's there for spiritsjesus was supposed to be MY PEOPLES SAVIOR, not "Christians"I'm Jewish 1 0 Reply
bobby1973 Follow Xper 6 Age: 50 +1 y They all laught at all the simply folk that he leaves at the bull shit they have been spouting over the thousands of years of fakeness 0 0 Reply
BryanTheLion Follow Xper 5 Age: 50 +1 y Jesus rubs Buddha's belly for luck wishing Muhammad doesn't cause an explosion 2 0 Reply
Clarke498 Follow Guru Age: 25 +1 y They chill while everyone in there freak out and start fights... 0 0 Reply
HornetsFanAllDay Follow Xper 6 Age: 28 +1 y they end all the madness in this planet we humans call "earth" 0 0 Reply
Anonymous (25-29) +1 y Jesus orders a beer while Muhammad babbling about sin and Buddha stares at some Chic 🤔 1 0 Reply
male73336363637 Follow Xper 2 Age: 19 +1 y The bartender kickes out two as they are not his religion, the next day the bartender is beaten up by some skids 0 0 Reply
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I'm guessing a fatwa folowed by your untimely death.
The bartender frowns, and says, "I need to stop drinking my own stuff. Now I'm hallucinating fictional characters."
Three top leaders in same bar? Sounds like religious merger. I wish those three religion listed on stock market. Jesus would take over!
A crusade, a jihad and a fasting session
Jesus and muhammed will talk to each other and ignore buddha
Muhammad bombs the bar and kills himself, Jesus and Buddha
Allah hu akbar
The Lord Jesus starts preaching the gospel and people will get angry because darkness hates the light.
lol I don't know why but I burst out of laughter when I read that.
Same lmao
This sounds like a good joke... Maybe,
"How was the trip?"
The ambulance comes cause they all got knocked out from walking into a bar.
Jesus orders a Virgin Mary, Muhammed orders 12 virgin mary's and Budda orders a...
jesus would say he's there for beer, but, actually here's there for spirits
jesus was supposed to be MY PEOPLES SAVIOR, not "Christians"
I'm Jewish
They all laught at all the simply folk that he leaves at the bull shit they have been spouting over the thousands of years of fakeness
An explosion... sorry 😶
They get kicked out because it was a gay bar
Jesus rubs Buddha's belly for luck wishing Muhammad doesn't cause an explosion
They chill while everyone in there freak out and start fights...
they end all the madness in this planet we humans call "earth"
Jesus orders a beer while Muhammad babbling about sin and Buddha stares at some Chic 🤔
The bartender kickes out two as they are not his religion, the next day the bartender is beaten up by some skids