If Jesus and Satan ran against each other for president of the US, which would you vote for and why?

[SolitarySolace]

Jesus

Satan

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What do you think Jesus’s policies would be?

What do you think Satan’s policies would be?

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Funny how the liberal leftist democrats out there consider trump to be satan, yet those same liberal leftist democrats would rather vote for satan over Jesus 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Tanhoaon]

If you think Satanism is gonna work better than the Bible of God, then try to imagine a world only Satanism with full of pleasure. Every single sinful human will do a lot of shit soon or late to take what they want, and the new world will set up again in the way as God does.


Remember Before Christ (BC) time, our ancestors work in basic standard society to make everything in a correct way. In reality, this world can not be full of ambitions and pleasure without loses. The only way the minor Satanism people still work in here because they are living with worshippers of God, who actually forgive and share things with you. They are not perfect, but they tend to learn that.


In contrast, If I am a real Satanist, I am not gonna share with you anything and do what I want. That’s how people worship Satanism think if you ask them for why they worship Saran: Because there are certain things they can not do what they want. They just want to do what they want instead of thinking consequences that affect the depressed people like them before coming to Satanism for sure.

[Tanhoaon]

Things can not be made if no one make. Imagine there is a thing all Satanist want but no one want to work rightly for it. For sure, they don’t realize the unfairness coming from people not following God’s Bible actually. In another word, I just say they just have a title God’s worshipper but keep doing things of evils/Satanism.

For one more thing, popular media is toxic. They want to keep you think what they want you think. So better than all, find your wisdom in real life, not seek wisdom from those media.

[Tanhoaon]

When people have their own power, they start doing shit. Read what Satanism actually teach you carefully before reading back the history. Good and evil, no, they just want to teach evil in a term of “good and evil.”

[Tanhoaon]

They hate Trump for sure because they understand what the media want they think more than they understand what Trump did. The older tend to vote for Trump for a reason, not because they tend to be fixed mind and start to be more conservative but because they suffer the reality of their life and Democrats does not make it better in the right way. Whenever Democrats want to help someone, actually make them more irresponsible and lazy, they give them free money which money is made by work of someone else.

[Tanhoaon]

If you do see the other countries raise tax for the rich, in reality, appear more people considered "poor".

If government pay for me everything. Should I go to work, effort to learn and invest my time for? I can choose to become lazy, stop learning, working, and enjoy my life when someone else considered "rich" will raise me. Of course, more pressure for them but who care? That's a common mindset. In fact, it's mindset of communism people before they became communism, all falling down the economy, everyone is poor until they start to loose taxes. Please read their history. We need capitalism working in the right way to avoid poor.

Not much the people are really unable to work receiving those taxed money. The money is spent for various thing not really to help people. We raise people having no disability, we raise the people in the other countries, we save ourselves but support killing the others. Let be honest, you like taxing and enjoy benefits as you can more than solve a problem poor-rich.

Even the middle classes you consider “rich”, is the component helping your life, even you probably become one of them due to their sponsorships, not their taxes. The middle class is your reflect when you become rich, not those real rich outside this country. Those real rich, you are trying to tax, can not touch a shit of them. Bill Gate, Jeff Bezos, big banks, and pharmacies, etc., They have variety of ways to avoid expenses and taxes: hire a lawyer, move factory out of countries, sell, buy materials from the other countries, etc.,

The middle classes majorly can not do that because of expenses and immorality to other countries. They need to fire a worker, raise price their products to maintain the business, stop sponsoring because their money already is taxed for that, but for thing is not for you.

WHEN YOU PUSING THEM TO BANKCRUPT, and you, "THE POOR", NEED TO START TO PAY TAX AND RAISE WHO IS POORER. YOU NOW BECOME "THE RICH", PERFECT.

[holdem4884]

People hate Trump for many legitimate reasons, including the fact that he's a massive hypocrite and absolute fraud. Trump is NOT a Christian!!!

[Tanhoaon]

@holdem4884 Before you read it, I want you to know if you criticize Trump because you support leftist ideal. I don’t have time for that now., but I will assume you are the one against them but just refuse Trump’s a Christian, because I know Trump does have his problems.
If Trump is not a Christian, so do a lot of people, but “the fact” that he did try to bring Christian back to our country. Here is a thing, he keeps the Christian value’s more than not only recent Presidents but also mostly other celebrities in recent decades. He is the one bringing Christian when there were years ago before him, until now, people still try to ruin Christian’s value and replace with Satanism’s life value: pleasure, satisfaction, irresponsibility or creating more self-claimed anti-hero to hide their effortless to fight (for example, free debt for college students). Trump could not be a best Christian one, but without him, will there be anyone before trying literally to do something for Christian this country? PEOPLE JUST TALK and COMPLAIN, Trump influence to speak for Christian more.

(And again, if you are a leftist idealism, I respectfully am not gonna argue about that right now. And with what I have said, I know what people will think me like a Trumpism, but who know…)

[ManOnFire]

Anybody who could vote for Satan is a lover of lies, anger, malice, and wickedness. They would prefer turmoil over peace, foolishness over wisdom, self-centeredness over self-lessness, and hate over love.

[Subarugirl]

Funny, that perfectly describes the god of the bible too. How ever if I was a power hungry, bloodthirsty deity, that is certainly how I would speak about any who would oppose me too. There is a ton of genocide and bloodshed in the bible, turmoil, self centeredness, and hate... ironically those are characteristics that the god of the Christian bible exhibits...

[ManOnFire]

@Subarugirl Feminists tend to largely be atheist, so your ideas are not new. Remember when I said feminists have wicked hearts?🙂 They not only hate others who don't think like them, but they are also some of the biggest pioneers of hating God. Like other anti-God folks, you believe that if you can associate God with wickedness - which is blasphemy by the way - that it in some way makes him wrong and the devil right. You ultimately have no desire to follow God or want to know him, and usually people of this mindset try to use all the dark, terrible things of the Bible as a reason not to believe in God.

God not letting Adam and Eve know that they were naked is not a crime. I will definitely say that when he asked "Who told you that you were naked?" it is indeed interesting that that was kept from their knowledge, they weren't aware of it. It is both scary and fascinating. Regardless, it's not a crime that God didn't want them to know, and the devil is no hero just because he told them. There are lots of things God doesn't let mankind be aware of, and plenty that he does. Neither situation bothers me, nor does it take it away from his goodness.

[Red_Arrow]

@Subarugirl If you would learn anything about Christianity, you would find you are 100% wrong. The christians recorded the New Testament, which is about love, peace, and forgiveness. Christ is cited as giving all a chance to give up evil, even late in life, and earn a place in Heaven. You really ought to read a book before judging it.

[AndrésC64]

What lies did Satan tell?

[ManOnFire]

@AndrésC64 Satan lied to Eve in the garden, and she herself acknowledged that the snake "deceived" her before God.

Satan told a lie when he tried to tempt Jesus in the desert, saying if he worshipped him he would give him all the kingdoms of the earth. A flat out lie because Satan owns nothing but lies and only people who follow him.

Satan also lies and tells people every day that he doesn't exist.

[AndrésC64]

How did Satan deceive Eve? Didn't God create Satan knowing that he was going to deceive her? Why didn't he stop it? Didn't he know that she was going to be deceived? Why didn't he stop it?

How do you know that Satan wasn't going to give him the kingdoms of Earth?

Give me one example of Satan telling someone that he doesn't exist.

"The Bible, that’s God's book, as far as I know the devil hasn’t brought out a book yet, haven’t heard his side of the argument. God’s just writing shit about him, and the devil’s being the bigger man and saying 'I’m not even going to comment, talking shit about me like that.'"
--Jim Jeffries

[ManOnFire]

@AndrésC64 You gotta be kidding me. I love when God-haters ask why God didn't stop such and such. Why? Because he gave Adam and Eve free will to choose. He warned them not to eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, but he didn't stop them because he wanted to see if they would heed his warning without his intervention. And so he didn't step in. They made the choice to do the opposite, and faced the consequences.

Satan wanted to tempt Jesus into breaking his 40 day fast. He wasn't going to reward him with anything.

"The devil's biggest trick is to convince the world he doesn't exist." - Charles Baudelaire

[AndrésC64]

Nice try, but no cigar. Adam and Eve COULD NOT have sinned. It would have been IMPOSSIBLE. They DIDN'T KNOW good from evil until AFTER they had eaten from the tree of good and evil.

[ManOnFire]

@AndrésC64 But it was made possible because the serpent "deceived them." Just like he's done with billions of others through the ages.

[PetiteBabe64]

Satan
Because he's nicer and More understanding and actually wanted adam and eve to know the knowledge of good and evil. He wanted them to know that they were naked. That Jesus was an ass that Had people stonned to death.
And always Talks about his master plan of Burning people for all of eternity. Jesus would be a Psycho president That would stone people Have people raped and sold for Profit and If You didn't do as your Told you'd be killed.

[ManOnFire]

Ya wanna know the interesting thing about Satan wanting Adam and Eve to not know they were naked? The serpent tricked her into eating the fruit, and even SHE acknowledged before God that the serpent deceived her. Some hero in Satan, right? A guy who can lie to people and trick them, and then when it hurts us we blame God lol.

[Subarugirl]

@ManOnFire Actually he told her the truth... but the whole story is a myth and doesn't actually make any sense at all when you think about it anyways.

[Robbey]

The really interesting thing about Genesis 3 is that there no mention of Satan whatsoever. There’s no reason to equate the serpent with Satan and good reasons not to.

Also, if you take Genesis 3 in its historical context, it actually does make sense as an (theological) explanation of why the Babylonian exile happened to Israel.

[mrlongdongsiilver]

@petitebabe64 how is that so when he was willing to kill himself in order for us to be forgiven for our sins if anything he would be to allowing cause of how nice he is he wouldn't wish death upon except for the devil

[Subarugirl]

@mrlongdongsiilver you forget about the time he killed off the entire planet? Drowned everyone?

[Agape93]

Satan. I have a lot more tract with an opposer to a tyrant, than I do of some ancient hippies claimed he was his own father who impregnated one of his children.

Also, Satan isn't a name. A Satan is merely a tempter, you're thinking of lucifer, who is a satan of Yahweh

[God_of_Thunder]

Honestly, I would prefer not to vote for either of them, since I don't think religion, or religious figures, belong in politics.

However, I would vote for Jesus, just to see all these people, who claim to be Christians, lose their collective shit when he makes choices that go completely against what they think he should do.

Them: "I'm a Christian Nationalist, and the border needs to be closed, to keep all those druggie Mexicans in their own country!"

Jesus: "I've opened the border to all of the children of God. I am there, every day, providing them with bread, fish, & wine. I clothe them with the clothes from my own back. Love thy neighbor. Do unto others."

Them: "Impeach that son of a bitch!!!"

[TheorionMage]

NEVER EVER forget that BOTH Jesus and Lucifer/Satan are JUST the mental constructs of the Prime Moving Deity's OWN Consciousness. NEITHER exists longer than... or BEYOND... the imagining of 'GOD'.

WHERE do the inhabitants of YOUR "day dreams" go when your attentions are drawn elsewhere? Do they just 'pause' like a VCR scene?
Do they 'cease to 'BE'?
Do their characters get re-invented when 'God' again has time to reconsider thinking of them?
Or, do their actions resume where they left off? H-m-m-m~

[AviatorTom]

Not a valid question. To be eligible to run for President, you must be at least 35 years of age and native born in the United States. Neither is eligible. Jesus is disqualified because never made it to 35, he died when he was 33; and he was born in Palestine, not the US. Satan is probably older than 35 but who knows where he was born.

[call_me_scar]

Satan as politicans already lie so better the devil you know right , now jesus could have some good policys like Medicare for all as I doubt he asked for payment after the cat disease part of the book but he also bends over backwards for his half or third self that has a hard on for sending bears after some kids and committing a genocide which to be fair the u. s is already complicated with working with saudia Arabia a country currently doing a genocide

[call_me_scar]

For your update to be fair satan hasn't done a genocide, your god did with the flood and funny enough unless you live Yemen trump was in favor of genocide too as he was fully ok with being BFFs with saudia Arabia as they killed civilians

[ODC2112]

Americans have been voting for Satan en masse for as long as they can. Jesus says to leave their possessions to the poor and follow him. No American is willing to do so, least of all those who declare themselves Christians.

[mrlongdongsiilver]

I do not live in America but I am sure there are nice people who would happily give to the poor

[LazerBean]

Jesus says to give to the poor, not to give to the government so that the government can give your money to the poor.

[ThatSwede]

Jesus would forgive all criminals if they believed in him, which they would because He's the president, Satan on the other hand would punish all criminals. So it depends, live in a country where u can steal anything you want until you have enough to retire in another country or live in a crime-free country.

[Curiosity2006]

Daaaaamn!! Satan is buffed up!

Definitely him in an arm wrestle! XDDD

[purplepoppy]

People would still stick to their favourite party even if it meant following satan

[FunkyMonkee]

Obviously, the dummycrats would vote for the devil!!

[DaisyM23]

i'm non American anyways but if i COULD i would go for jesus but it also depends on their policies lol

[DaisyM23]

i actually think jesus would be pretty left wing, i mean i'm not a christian and i've never read the bible but he helped the poor, and he protected prostitutes and the weak, that's not what i would associate with republicans
and i don't really know what satan would go tbh

[NamerOfStars]

Well, Jesus isn't a US citizen, and the current Satan (the latest one I know about, at least) IS, so...

[PetiteBabe64]

😂 😂 Yeah I didn't even think about that Jesus would have to take a Us citizenship test and actually pass 😂 Jesus is already a stubborn narcissistic ass that hate people who don't believe what he belives.
He wouldn't pass the test because he's got that do this or you will burn mentality no way would he pass 😂 some test 😂

[NamerOfStars]

@PetiteBabe64 Um, it's kind of hard to make the claim that Jesus "hates" people when He preached a message of love and tolerance, and then died for humanity's sake.

[Rosexøxø]

@NamerOfStars thanks for this.

I’m sad they’re not real. Jesus, if he was real, would’ve been the only person to ever care about me, and for people to talk like he’s a monster is quite crazy, and nauseating. They never asked all the RIGHT questions or looked at all the facts, and how all the pieces fit together. Your comment eases my heart because he was someone I believed in as a kid, and that just soothes my heart. Ofc he gave a true demonstration of love. The greatest story writers and directors portray this act of love in military movies and romance films. Jesus is the only deity/human of a religion to speak of this overwhelming love. No other religion had ever done so. I learned what love was because of that. It’s just sad that such a person who had such a power to love so greatly did not exist. It breaks my heart. Anyways thanks for that comment.

[PetiteBabe64]

@Rosexoxo I’m going burn you in hell for all of Eternity for not Believing in me and for not having the same beliefs as me.

[DeadlyCreed]

I would vote Jesus but the question we must ask is if that was indeed Jesus, because we are told in the Bible that Satan takes the form of the just frequently, so why would Jesus be any exception?

[holdem4884]

Jesus was a socialist. Read the New Testament.

[jshm2]

Neither are US citizens, jackass. They can't run for prez.

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Lol all that power and they would run for prez lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They will both have their communist parties 🎉

[Red_Arrow]

Would not want Satan. We already voted him in after Obama.

[Agagagagaga]

Lol dumbass

[WonderBell99]

@Agagagagaga so you’re resorting to name calling just because his opinion does not align with you? Sensitive much?

[Agagagagaga]

@WonderBell99 If you think Trump = Satan you are a dumbass. He’s just a man.

[WonderBell99]

@Agagagagaga it’s just a joke. can’t even take a joke, I see.

[WonderBell99]

@Agagagagaga one more thing, small tip, don’t get too pressed over a comment on the internet, it’s not good for your health lol. Beware of hypertension

[mrlongdongsiilver]

Why are you so pressed that he could someone a dumbass mind your fucking business red arrow is a man he can defend Himself

[SolitarySolace]

Funny how some consider trump to be satan yet all you liberal leftist democrats would rather vote for satan over Jesus 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Red_Arrow]

@SolitarySolace Funny how you completely twist the truth. "Liberal leftist Democracts" definitely lean far toward Jesus, not Satan.

[SolitarySolace]

Oh? Than why do liberal leftist democrats who support abortion also support the satanic temple who supports abortion? While the Christians oppose abortion? I don’t know any pro life leftists… 🤔 @Red_Arrow

[SolitarySolace]

I think if you continue to have conversations with leftists like subarugirl you’ll come to understand what I’m talking about, @Red_Arrow

[Red_Arrow]

@SolitarySolace Trying to understand your comment on why do those who support abortion also support those who support abortion. I know many Christians who support abortion in certain situations, and many on the left who are pro life in just about every circumstance. When you try to put whole groups of people into certain classes, you usually fail miserably.

[loveslongnails]

Satan was already President, so I'd opt for something different - Jesus.

[Agagagagaga]

He was?

[loveslongnails]

By the way, I love this update - " Funny how the liberal leftist democrats out there consider trump to be satan, yet those same liberal leftist democrats would rather vote for satan over Jesus".

Aristotle is rolling in his tomb at the applied logic, let alone the data gathering. LOL

[CloudMassacre]

I’d vote for Satan because it aligns more with my values, and I feel like Jesus is just a grifter

[AndrésC64]

I'd vote for Satan. The world is a shithole as it is and God has been running the entire place for thousands of years. Give Satan a chance!

[PetiteBabe64]

Agreed

[Cubus]

Probably Satan, because he would be more populist.