Solution to global peace... everyone becomes a Catholic priest or Nun?

[lightbulb27]

It's simple... just imagine everyone became a devout Priest or Nun.

Mating drops like a rock, population declines.. and global warming is solved!

We'd all enjoy our work, casting out demons from other Priests and Nuns. Lovin' our work!

No more wars..., I've never seen nuns fighting... we'll, for very long.

If ya get a speeding ticket on your way to the bar, it would be forgiven.

I think I've just solved world peace... you are welcome, no problemo!

This post might be sacrilege and removed, tbd.

What do you expect from a "free" website at 6:30am... cut me some slack, I just solved global peace here...

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Got any good Catholic jokes?

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I'm scratching this item off my bucket list... world peace and global warming... are solved!
Please contact the Pope... or is he on GAG already?

[Nik1hil]

Well its not difficult! ..

Women need to switch from, "Sorry Daddy, I have been Naughty." To "Forgive me Father for I have sinned."

Men need to switch from, "I am going to fuck you deep into your Holes" To "In the name of Father, The son into the hole he goes."

[lightbulb27]

👏👏👏

[FunkyMonkee]

LMMFAO!! In the meantime, religion is the single BIGGEST cause of war in the history of the planet!!
Solution to world peace: get rid of ALL religion and dictators and greedy motherfuckers like Biden!!

[lightbulb27]

there's very low rates of crimes amoung catholic priests and nuns... not saying it's zero.

[FunkyMonkee]

WAY more pedophilia than anywhere else!

[jshm2]

You're aware most of the worlds slaves, were held by Catholics, and most of the lands invaded were by Catholics, right?

[lightbulb27]

I was not. Is that including all of Africa and China over the ages? But good point though, they aren't perfect people and enslaving other priests and nuns is bad.

[Cecinene]

It was not

[lightbulb27]

@Cecinene whom enslaved most people then? Muslims?

[Cecinene]

Of course yes

[lightbulb27]

@Cecinene yes, and they still are by instilled beliefs. I feel for those subjected to them, we americans mean well, but we are stupid sometimes...

[Anonymous]

To control population numbers, they just raise the rates of obesity, diabetes and hormone imbalances in men.

[lightbulb27]

bingo!

[AngryCarl2]

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Just release a highly virulent strain of engineered small pox.

[EmmaMary]

Or perhaps a Monk or Nun!

[lightbulb27]

that could work.

[Agape93]

Lol you're hilarious.

[lightbulb27]

can check that item off my list:)!

[genericname85]

so we can all rape little boys and nobody does anything about it? xD

[lightbulb27]

I knew someone was going to try that one... There are no more little boys, just Priests! simple... and remember, they can cast out demons.
were you abused by a priest?

[genericname85]

oh i just realized: just priests and nuns. so that'll be the last generation of people, cause none of these are gonna procreate. so that problem will be fixed either way :D

[In_Trance]

So you're saying the solution to global peace is for everyone to molest children?

[lightbulb27]

the two are not associated... there are no more children, only priests and nuns...

[najekim]

Oh, the Muslims would love that. . .

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Good joke. 😂😂