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A woman hailed a taxi from the airport. On their way downtown the driver raced through a red light. "Excuse me," she said, "but did you see that you just ran that light?"

Don't worry, I always do that," he explained. "My brother taught me to drive, and I learned that from him."

"Good heavens!" she gasped in a panic a few minutes later as the taxicab went flying full speed through a stop sign.

"Never mind - my brother always does that too," he said.

As they approached a green light, however, he came to a screeching halt. "Now why on earth did you stop for the green light, after running all the others? she asked.

"You never know," he said, shaking his head. "My brother might be coming."

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Did you hear about the woman who sent out 40,000 Valentine cards doused in French Perfume signed "Guess Who?"

She's a divorce lawyer.

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A magician was performing on an ocean liner but every time he did a trick, a talking cat in the audience would yowl, "It's not magic, you're a phony!"

When the ship sank , the magician and the cat landed in the same lifeboat. "Okay," said the cat with a sigh. "Enough's enough. What did you do with the ship?

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good that he starting roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. THE MORAL: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut ~Will Rogers

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There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works ~Will Rogers

So this month on the 20th, it will be mine and my boyfriends 6 months together. Our relationship is fairly good. We get along great and laugh together a lot. Always have a good time when we're together. Yesterday was Valentines day and i got him a long sleeve t and socks from this brand he likes, a cartridge for his stiiizy, a custom keychain with our picture and our song on it, a collectible funkoPop, Cologne and lotion from bath and body works, i also got him Chocolate, little star wars candy collectables and snacks at the bottom and A sentimental card. He got me 6 LovePop pop-up cards. Unopened still in the plastic. He didn't write in any of them, sign them, or address them to me either. And that's it. No flowers, no chocolate, i was miserable and we went to his bowling game afterwards from 6-9pm and went home and went to bed. I'm heartbroken over this. I feel so unspecial, i feel unappreciated and just like sad. I do a lot for him and i expected a lot more. At least a sentimental card and flowers. He didn't offer to do our own separate day. Should i leave him? Is this something that normal people work past? I just think its common sense especially in a new relationship. Help.