Do you believe you're socially acceptable but people call you weird all the time? Do you get blocked on GaG on a daily basis? Do you not have a lot of friends? Do you want to be socially acceptable and not be a really weird person? Do you not get a lot of sexual action? Well today's the day to learn how to be socially acceptable.
Practice self control
Do you want to say something perverted or really weird? Well don't fucking say it or you're kicked out of this class. Rule NUMBER ONE is to not be weird and to not be perverted. Listen up anons, you need to go out there and keep all that shit in your head, nobody wants to see or hear it.
Practice being normal
First I want you to STUDY normal people, study them like no tomorrow. Learn what they do, say and what they don't say. Take down those notes and then practice them. The biggest step to being socially acceptable is to know what being socially acceptable is.
Be more social
Once you have written these notes down I want you to get out of your basement and to see the light of day, I want you to go out there to talk to women or men. Now I know what you're saying "but OP, that's hard", well I don't care. I know you haven't talked to somebody in years but this is good for you.
Stop asking weird questions on GaG
Now that you're outside you can stop asking weird ass questions on GaG. No one wants to hear about your diaper fetish or how much you hate women. This is your time to get a tan and start working out or something.
Be positive
Don't be depressed and start fucking prostitutes because you think you'll be a virgin forever, that's not how it works in this classroom. Start getting some confidence in yourself and start believing in yourself. I want you to start being positive and be less depressing. So what if you have a small penis? So what if you think you're unattractive? The point is you need to look at the bright side.
Be friendly
I know a lot of people go on here and truthfully a lot of people here are unfriendly, nobody wants to be friends with someone who isn't friendly. You're that red smiley face who isn't very friendly but you can turn yellow don't worry. Start trying to be friendly no matter what and if you have to get high all the time or take a lot of anti-depressants, so be it.
Hopefully you learned something out of this and remember that the teacher is always right and will always be right.
Good luck out there students, the world is a dangerous place.
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