What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? (Page 3)

[monorprise]

So they mean to say I have lived long enough to have learned better.

[Anonymous]

Smile, tell them they’re hilarious, then walk outside to the parking lot and slash their tires.

Let’s see them laugh when they’re calling to get towed to the tire shop.

[jennifer_bloom]

You could tell them they will be old too if they live as long as you do

[achezc]

It's not about the age but about how mature you are to be able to relate with someone my age…

[ronaldo75]

I am old honey but you will NOT look this good when you get to my age. Hell, you won't look this good next year.

[Mado108]

😂😂😂

[LittleSally]

With age comes wisdom... And that's not meant to be funny per se... it's just true (in most cases).

[Other_Tommy_Wiseau]

If you can't think of something on the spot to respond with and have to ask, you probably should stop trying

[TroyDT]

Hasn't happened to me yet, but I'd like to think I'd come back with, "I don't think I look that bad for a guy of (my then current age +20 or 25)."

[Jemini_Crocket]

I'd say something like "maybe I'm old but look at all that experience" xD

[Dargil]

"At my age, It beats the alternative!"

[Dargil]

That's Laura Dern in Jurassic Park. Her rear view mirror said it all. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

[Skippbo21]

I just look behind me to see who they are talking about & if someone is there I simply look & point as if that person is talking to the one behind me & if no one is there I say damn they move pretty fast for an old person

[bean2k21]

I'm not too old to mail you a pimp bomb. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

[Booodles]

Man you old folks need to work on your comebacks... haha just joking, shoulda said while I was in uniform you were still in your dad's nutsack so I'll take your opinion in when you finish that happy meal

[FckY0u998]

brilliant

[SteelerNation50]

Did you steal that joke from your mom cause it's just as old and used as she is.

[Theodorable]

Say, "I'm not old even though your sister calls me daddy!"

[TheNameIsRob]

That’s not cool, I didn’t make fun of your youth and inexperience. Stole that from Ronald Reagan

[smilelots]

Being older then you makes me wiser and more experienced in most things , so being old is being seasoned, smiles

[Ds4739]

I know, right. I was there when God made dirt

[Nik1hil]

"Still younger than the stories of your mama's legs in the air."

[CTHuskyMan]

My reply is usually "well, it beats the alternative"! ;)