What's a good comeback when someone jokingly calls you old? (Page 3)

[Drumlin2001]

Better to be old then ugly?

[cth96190]

There is no witty retort. I am old. :-(

[love_conquers_lust]

Surviving does that.

[bolverk]

Not old - Just experienced.

[WhereAmI]

Your mom didn't think so.

[Aqualung]

I got shoes older than you, punk.

[Anonymous]

Ronald Reagan said it best.

[darkcloud1945]

Hope you live as long!

[WowGIrl4ever]

Not getting older it's getting better

[Dongie]

Beats the alternative. 💀

[Blueeyes81]

What's your credit score?

[NostalgiaSenpi]

Well you're not that good looking, either.

[LavLavLuv]

“Im not sure you could make it this far?”

[joeldalton]

beat them with your cane.

[Pixel343]

I would kms
make them feel guilty

[WhoDatGuy]

Thanks you young shit brain

[NovissimumVirorum]

A knife in the throat

[lernulo]

Im not old, Im like George Clooney a classical

[Thrifty]

Just say... "older than you, baby"

[Jeff51]

Better then being a whipper snapper

[onedarkcloud]

I hope you live as long as I am now!

[Ironco]

"You'll get there someday"

[MikeyPH]

I'm not old, just experienced!!!

[Joker_]

report their gag account

[Twalli]

Depends on who does it.

[PainusNdeeAnus]

It cost nothing to be kind.

[Avatar74]

I might be old but I look younger than you!

[msc545]

"Better than the alternative"

[ItalianGuy77]

Grab your walker and take off next time

[TsubasaCorrupted]

Your mother likes old people then

[BOUNTYGUY9]

l am wiser than you lol

[Ishtar6yyyt]

hey don't feel bad am 120 o gotta go. get it

[dolemite58]

call them fat even if they aren’t 🤣

[AuroraHorizon]

"Go fuck yourself."

[aidenmckee123]

"So does that make me a milf or a gilf?"

[Anonymous]

Wisdom comes with age ;)

[MustBeMusic]

respect ur elders

[Theraingoddess]

I'm not old

I'm gold

[flautistnaturist]

just be old

[poioieikk33]

im still way younger than Brad Pit though..

[Avgbrisbaneguy]

that's not what your mum/sister said

[MuskratLove]

So are you.

[Alperengin1]

you will be too

[myavumyavu]

Better than a amatuer

[eagle1951]

you find out let me know, i get that a lot in here

[thomasans2]

how how old ladies still fuck!!

[Paris13]

lol Old but Boldxxoo

[AudiMagic]

Well they stating facts

[Anonymous]

Age is just a number.

[Anonymous]

"Old is Gold" OR "Old and Classic" 😎

[Anonymous]

Depends how smart the people are who said it

[Anonymous]

you are old get over it

[goaded]

Pardon?

[goaded]

“... inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.”
www.goodreads.com/.../213780-inside-every-old-person-is-a-young-person-wondering-what

[MickHardin]

"You don't know me"

[Mayo503]

And wiser

[Anonymous]

Thank you.

[Seppelson]

Yes I am

[rrtttses]

Hi
Uuyhh

[Josu02]

Just say: NO U