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I have way too many slow (dumb) moments lol. Whats a slow moment you had recently? (Page 2)
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Lol @PacMan was talking about snu snu and I didn't know what it was, so when another guy explained it, about how its a continuous thing about eating all the beans etc I thought it was a reference to the game lol
What is snu snu?
@bleepasaurus_rexewww it was a reference to sex
Lmao yea what is snu snu
@DizzyDesii lol sex
Ahhhhh got it.
i've never Heard that in my life lol
snu snu is from Futurama
@Lithium65 ohhhh
I shouldve known lol
My friend and I made plans to hang out at this place to play table tennis at 8:30 pm, but when the time came I called him to check where he is and it turned out he was in another city. We both study at the same college and we both travel to our home town every weekend. It was Tuesday, we both felt very stupid that we agreed we are not gonna meet that week.
Dang lol
I put my garbage (paper bag from my sandwich and used paper towels) into my friend's paper bag from her sandwich. Neither of us remember me doing that. I thought I threw my garbage away loll!
Hahah
Watching a game show and trying to figure out how they came up with an answer. Then after awhile I finally get it.
Hahaha same
Hahaha im glad im not the only one. Lol
Asking my little brother which was my left and which was my right. Totally sleep deprived. He looked at me like I was on drugs 😂
I still can hardly tell my left from right lol
I just put up both my hands and look to see which one makes an "L."
@AlwaysBelieving but both look right lol
I was like 😳😐☹️ What's my left? Where is my right? Then I did what @AlwaysBelieving said and that still puzzled me so I asked my little brother who was sitting on the couch. He was like "Wtf dude? 😳😒" haha😂
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Heyyy i caught on to this one lol
I almost got in a fight because I thought someone stole my phone but it was in my hands the whole time, no one said shit.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
A few mornings ago, it wasn't until I walked into my office building (as management was walking out) that I realized I was still wearing my slippers. 😳
Im not sure if thats the kind of slow moment im referring to but thats funny haha
Waited an hour for my water to boil for tea, but the stove wasn't on. Felt quite intelligent after that.
Lmao i usually do the same 😂
Yeah, sat there at the table just waiting for that blasted water to boil.
Not worse than me forgetting to put water in my ramen noodles! The microwave burnt a hole through the bowl 😂
You are about this slow?
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Finally i understood the meaning of the slowpoke meme -______-
Lmao usually i am this slow!! I'd literally tell someone about something that i didn't know happened years ago
That only happens to me about gossip, etc. I remember in my old social cyrcle - we had a garden party and someone came to me telling X and Y broke up. My reaction was: "They were together?"
Apparently they were for a good 7-8 months
So did you think X and Y as in the actual letters were together? Cause i mean they kinda are
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVW"XY"Z
Of course. X and Y are some naughty mofos.
Well they been together since BC and love listening to a CD haha im JK!! Wait NO. Sorry Im kinda OP. Cause i drive a VW. Or maybe cause im on X, but Y? Hmm. 😴💤
You didn't take your pills for today, yet - huh? ;)
Hahahaha
I once did 10+15=30 and im in advanced math courses
I kept asking the teacher why it was wrong and i was in full denial that it was thirty for like three minutes of conversation
Lmao!!! Im the same way
Slow moment I've had recently was someone said cheese ball.
My friend said that cheese balls are Donald's trumps balls. Because cheese balls are orange he's orange get it. I didn't until like a minute later was like OHHHHHH
😂😄😂😄😂
It was so funny
Just proven by induction a mathematical formula that was wrong.
Supposedly anything proven by induction must be true, but the formula was badly invented. Guessing how I could trick the laws of the universe.
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Ahhhh this suuper long gif is making me dizzy
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I have a lot because I zone out easily, but I don't remember any specific examples. I internally beat my self up for them in the moment, but I usually forget about them within a few hours.
Im the same way haha
I was driving a bus and went to park for my layover near an Arby's that wasn't open yet. Knocked over their railing for their 3 steps leading up to the front door. That was 2 years ago, they still haven't fixed it. Whoops.
Is that really slow though? Definitely funny 😂
I used the torch on my phone to look around for the phone I am actually holding in my hand.. *face palm*
Lmaoooo
im high as fuck i reached the 4th dimension. I ve spent 15 minutes explaining my friend how cool are the lights in the fridge
😄😂😂😂😂
lol. i actually took abnormal psyche in college. it sounds weird just saying it.
Haha whats that class about
it's the psychology class where you learn the mental disorders - schizophrenia, bipolar, pathological narcissism, etc.
Gosh this happened today and I'm so embarrassed about it...
I was at work and a coworker was giving me a compliment and I had no idea what he was talking about because I was spacing out. Here is what happened:
Michael: You know um... You have a really nice smile and pretty eyes.
Me: My what is really nice?
Michael: Your smile and your eyes.
Me: what about them?
He busted out laughing and I still didn't know what the hell was going on. Lol
Wait how did u not understand him
I was too spaced out and I wasn't paying attention.
When you have glasses on whilst your looking for your glasses. Find your other pair , put them on and then your stupid self realized that there's two pairs on your face.
Lmao i do that