I have way too many slow (dumb) moments lol. Whats a slow moment you had recently? (Page 2)

[HarryJBenton]

Sometimes if I try really hard to remember the date I forget what month it is.

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao me too

[AlwaysBelieving]

Slow moment for me is when I pick up after the fact that a gal was flirting with me.

[DizzyDesii]

Omg many guys have this lol

[AlwaysBelieving]

I'm serious. I always felt that I missed that class in high school or something.

I also don't catch onto sarcasm quickly.

[llorando]

Tried to push open a door before I realized it said pull.

[BaileyisDarcy]

Thats not a slow moment thats poor door design.

[llorando]

Of course it is, I literately watched a person two steps in front of me pull the door open.

[DizzyDesii]

Hahaha i just did this yesterday!! Everyone just stared at me 😂

[qwertykeyboard]

The second one. By the way I am dark but some people can be offended by the blonde moment joke :D

[DizzyDesii]

The second one is literally a text from my friend 😂

[qwertykeyboard]

lol 😂

[cookieman12]

I though I lost my pencil but then I realized it was in my hands

[CrystalChild]

Were you getting frustrated? 😂

[cookieman12]

Yup 😂

[CrystalChild]

Man I love seeing stuff like that xD

[DizzyDesii]

I do that a lot haha

[Elliegirl]

Um. I have blonde moments on the reg. So, yeah. I can be kind of a ditz. I’ll just leave it at that.

[America1st]

My most recent one was with a friend who said something and I didn't say anything in response. She knows I always respond right away, so if I delay, she knows whats going on and has the biggest laugh at my expense.

[Tron5678]

Happens a few times when I am tired and not interested in the conversation. Most probably because it's just stupid gossip.

[Mofunfour20]

I used to have my fair share, but those moments fatigue my intellect. It comes down to the decisions we make within premeditated positivity to surpass the ignorance

[DizzyDesii]

Wait what lol

[Mofunfour20]

In a nutshell, those slow moments is just tired thinking. Good to eat/rest and come back to resolving the issue

[SunnyCaliGirl]

Yes I have way too many of those moments, I call them my blonde moments lol

[fueledbythc]

I have those for things like social media, new terms, and celebrities stuff.

[Emagster21]

Haha.. many times
Because sometimes am just not concentrating.
Or might be thinking something else.

[Silent_Princess]

This is familliar to me xD

[DizzyDesii]

You have slow moments too, huh?

[Silent_Princess]

Jupp! My friends and I would usually just laugh it away, but if I have a slow moment when being with family, it's embarassing as hell..

[Hans222]

Sometimes, after a hard or long working day, I have these moments... my mind goes into slow motion than and I can't concentrate on difficult things :o

[vishna]

Hmmm, not that I can think of. I'm probably forgetting to spare myself the embarrassment though :3

[DizzyDesii]

I understand lol

[NJ_Casanova]

Only when I'm concentrating on something else... or they are talking about a TV show I don't watch.

[NJ_Casanova]

What you're talking about is a GIRL thing, LOL ;-)

[DizzyDesii]

Hahah not true! Guys have them too. Just look below lol

[NJ_Casanova]

All brain dead pot heads LOL;-)

[Sapioit]

No, it's just that you don't realise when you do that...

[NJ_Casanova]

@Sapioit I guess you are speaking for yourself, from experience?

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Sometimes we hear what we want to hear. One time I thought this girl asked if she could poop on my chest but it turns out she was asking me if I had an extra pencil.

[DizzyDesii]

You fckin nasty 😂😂😂

[SuccessfulHornDog]

Thanks but I am in a relationship

[DizzyDesii]

Whaaaat? I dont recall showing interest lol

[SuccessfulHornDog]

I did it again. I thought that you offered to poop... never mind. My bad 😁

[Cowboy6666]

Actually I get help from Google if I don't get the slang terms :p

[Sarashigirl88]

Lol i have a lot of those moments.

[DizzyDesii]

Lol whats something that happened recently

[RaisingKaneFromHell]

I finally came out and told my cousin how i felt about her called her a "Self Consuming Bitch" ( I know wrong in way)

[DizzyDesii]

How is that slow lol

[RaisingKaneFromHell]

I was slow for longtime to tell her this but it finally happened

[DizzyDesii]

Ohhh not that kind of slow haha

[DizzyDesii]

See now you just had a reeeeal slow moment haha

[RaisingKaneFromHell]

hahahaha lol

[dolemite68]

i always go to the kitchen and totally forget what i went there for in the first place lol

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

That means you shouldn't be in there lol.

[dolemite68]

@Bleepasaurus_RexEwww its a stoner thing lol

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

Yeah I know.

[DizzyDesii]

Thats not a slow moment. Thats a bad memory

[blondfrog]

I went into the kitchen and then forgot what I Wanted then went back to my room and then remembered again that I wanted my snapple lol.

[DizzyDesii]

I dont think thats a slow moment lol. Just a bad memory haha

[blondfrog]

Lol yeah haha

[ChromAzonyx108]

everyone does that sometimes

[blondfrog]

@ChromAzonyx108 yeah it happens to most people :)

[nick124]

my ex once said "what's obama's last name"

[DizzyDesii]

I did that for like his whole first year as president!! And then the following year i thought Barackobama was one word 😂

[HonestWhiteGuy]

Burned a pizza I put in the oven. could've have sworn it was only in there 20 minutes but I guess it cooked faster -_-

[kinggeorge007]

LOL... I had such moments, but not that dumb like those in the pictures. :D

[DizzyDesii]

Lmao that green text pic is actually me and my friend. So now im dumb 😭🙈

[kinggeorge007]

LOL that could happen. No need to worry. Just laugh out :D :D

[realperson02]

sorry I forgot when was the last time I had moment.

[singlebee]

Don't even get me started Lol

[DizzyDesii]

Share please lol

[singlebee]

Well I didn't know what Lol means,
I didn't know what LMAS or ROFL means... Lol

[DizzyDesii]

Yea when a dude said Lmao i thought he called me a Lamo! And when he said TTYL, i kept replying because i thought it meant Totally 😂

[singlebee]

Hahaha yeaaa lollll I know how you feel :-D

[DapperMelody]

I don't. If I'm slow with something, it's because I don't give a fuck about it :)

[DaddiesLittleToy]

I forget common words constantly. Like refrigerator, oven, sock, backpack, etc

[DizzyDesii]

Sounds like a bad memory rather than a slow moment

[DaddiesLittleToy]

😡 W R O N G

[DaddiesLittleToy]

lol : p

[DizzyDesii]

Now that... is what i call a slow moment haha

[DaddiesLittleToy]

what do u mean?

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

I forgot my period was today fml... I'm such an idiot.

[scorpioDude]

😂 Bahahaha

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@scorpioDude why are you always commenting on my stuff? Go away!

[scorpioDude]

:((( k

[DizzyDesii]

Thats not a slow moment lol. Thats just... um yea

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@scorpioDude sorry

[scorpioDude]

💃 <----- that's me going away

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@scorpioDude thanks.

[scorpioDude]

I won't comment on your post anymore.. I just think there funny asf.. but since your getting mad I'll stop forever. np

[Bleepasaurus_RexEwww]

@scorpioDude I just thought you were creeping..
Sorry lol I'm not having a good day.

[scorpioDude]

It's ok. I still stop : )

[Trendy13]

My car wouldn't start and I pumped the gas pedal in panic mode!

https://youtu.be/oT4nzisyWfc

[mentor]

I have had to many to count lol

[DizzyDesii]

Share one lol

[KnightCross]

a couple of times... but i can't remember any of them right now

[Demised]

Well this happens pretty much everyday. Lol. Its funny but not always 🤣

[zombiebacon21]

That moment I realize I was the slow friend and why my mom worrys I could get lost like a dog lol

[Blitzkrieger]

Lol you are perverted.

[DizzyDesii]

Im not perverted haha!! He kept talking about eating psy earlier that day and then like an hour later he said abnormal psy so i thought it was the same 😄

[Blitzkrieger]

Lol nice excuse.

[chrisbigman]

I have them every now and then but I can't remember the most recent one.

[the_artist]

I'm actually not that slow so can't think of anything rn

[disgustingweebtrash]

I have not had a slow moment for a long time, cannot remember a time I was slow.

[Sukkersød]

All the time... but i can't remember any of them right now 😊

[HeyAvery]

I forgot what the lesson was in chemistry Lmfao

[DizzyDesii]

Thats not a slow moment. Thats just a short term memory haha

[SnowHearth]

me cuddling with my daughters,

[DizzyDesii]

What?

[OrangeBoy]

Lool. Derp.

[DizzyDesii]

He kept talking about eating psy earlier that day and then like an hour later he said abnormal psy so i thought it was the same 😄

[Pomegranate139]

Sorry. I'm actually pretty quick

[John_Doesnt]

Watching creationist debates.

[chocolatelover3]

Not sure. I didn't catch the moment I missed. LOL.

[Christian_Madsen]

... face palm 🤦‍♂️

[DizzyDesii]

Oh come on lol

[Decentguy]

i had many moments like that.

[Browneye57]

I dunno... I'm easily confuzzled. ;)

[yourmom89]

none that ring a bell. im pretty smart

[DizzyDesii]

This is more of a street smart thing that im referring to. Not so much booksmart

[Jonathan23]

Can't think of any at the moment

[LastNightmare]

I'm the one cipher you can never decipher

[BuchitaBuchys]

All the time lol

[DizzyDesii]

Share a moment?

[ADFSDF1996]

I can't remember.

[AryanMaster]

I have no idea.