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Im referring to the slow moment is where you dont catch on to something easily lol
I have way too many slow (dumb) moments lol. Whats a slow moment you had recently?
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I was going out for a morning walk for exercise. I hung my socks over my shoulder to put them on in a few minutes. I got my shoes, then I was looking for my socks. I couldn't find them so I got another pair out of the drawer. I went on the walk throughout the neighborhood, and after about a half hour I noticed the socks hanging off my shoulder. LOL
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One time I was walkin and somebody called me, and I bumped right into a parked car, and even for a sec laid down on the hood like I got into a tiny crash on something.. LOL..
Oh, all the time!
Today, I was talking to some friends in class. I asked my friend what was his opinion was about this other friend and he said, "he needs to go suck a dick" and I was like, "oh, is he gay? :o and everybody basically face palmed lmao
That was probably mostly just weird from my part but still haha
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Sorry, all I can hear in my head now is that song! Lol. If you're really distracted and ditzy you may be sleep deprived or stressed out or need some pussy. They'll tell you that in abnormal psych maybe? ;)
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I can relate. Thus i share you the empathy. I face similar situations often. Mostly phrases that i call them "This generation's new language"
I might be from this generation! but there are lots of phrases that i'm not aware of ! and i'm like: Really? when all this got invented!!!
I'm totally behind these shortcuts and some transition of new words.
The most recent one is the shortcut "LDR" the first time i heard it, i thought it's a phrase that refers to some sort of disorder. It turns out it means "Long Distance Relationship" and i was really like wow! they got a phrase for that now!
I've been here for nearly three months now. This community is the only place that i started to hear the reference "SO" way too often. And i understood it get used in relationships. So i never knew what it meant. I never heard it within the people i interact with. So i always assumed whether it's an internet saying or it's not just famous where i am in L. A. It took me months till i finally realize "SO" means "Significant Other" holy hell!!!
What's wrong with Partner/soulmate/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/and the word itself significant other? this generation loves to invent confusing phrases and shortcuts constantly!! "sigh" -
Well im hispanic and mostly in my family sarcasm is an everyday thing so one day my brother in law in acomplice with my brothee and sister came im the house Nd told me that they are selling some good corn in a cob at a swapmeet and told me a name which was to mess with me.. he told me they were called "pitolotes" so they asked if i can order some pitolotes=dickcorn but i didn't really think so i went and orderd them and the guy at the store stare at me weird and they were laughing at me... i hated them lol i got out feeling extremely embarrassed and i remember just punching all of them.. for being asswholes
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A couple of weeks ago I was hanging out with some of my co-workers and we were waiting for the one girl's wife to come home before we went out. Well someone came in the front door, introduced herself, started talking with all of us, and about a half hour later I suddenly blurted out "Oh, you're S_______'s wife!" Granted I was already pretty drunk at this point, but I knew her name and a brief description of what she looked lik and it still took me a half hour to realize who she was. That was a super slow moment on my part. At least everyone thought it was funny so we got a good laugh out of it
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I my mom picked me up from class she was talking to someone on the phone telling them "we will be there soon". When we get to Wendy's while in the car I was answering a question on gag. My mom was like "what are you doing?" and I told her I was just talking to someone then I ask her who we are eating with. She says no one. "But you told someone we will be there soon?" She replies, "I was just talking to someone." This confused me like cause she wouldn't say who it was so all befuddled I walk to the door and was about to go inside but I notice she wasn't following me and then my sister pulls up!
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I was at dinner with my girlfriend last night (belated V-day date), and I almost forgot to pay before we left!
I had my debit card out on the table. I had the tip out on the table in cash. The server was taking awhile to get back to us, and I somehow subconsciously put the debit card and receipt back in my wallet.
When the server FINALLY got back to us, my girlfriend paid for her portion, then asked me if I paid for mine, I said yes and I never got my card back, the server said she never got my debit card...
... then I realize I had my card in my wallet and almost walked out with paying. 😳 -
At my partner's best friend's engagement party.
We couldn't keep the car where we were parked anymore, so asked him if he'd moved it yet and he said "Not yet, I'll do it after the toast" and I was like "why are we having toast?"
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I just did that on here actually... somone asked a question about nightmares and I have terrible night terrors, have for years so that's the first thing my mind went to. Realized after I answered that they didn't mean actual nightmares, just your worst fear lol. Oh well 🤗
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I have so many from myself and my best friend. But the latest was I was playing 20 questions with my boyfriend little bro and he asked "is it a mammal?" And I answered yes. A couple questions go by and I'm still bothered by the mammal question so I whisper to my boyfriend "is a duck a mammal?" And he just started laughing so hard. I don't know what my deal with I promise I'm actually a highly intelligent person. But yes. It was funny
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Im weak lol I don't know I have a few every once in a while I can't really think of any except for a recent one. where I thought I didn't get a text back but I did on this app on my other phone long story lol but I thought he was acting stupid when im really the one like 4 days late
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Not MY slow moment (i have so many that i just dont remember them anymore) but i once told a girl in the change rooms at the pool that her shirt was inside out.
Except her hair was dry, and it was a school shirt... Poor girl had gone the whole day at school with her shirt inside out and its not until she goes to the pool that a complete stranger tells her.
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It was just a few hours ago haha I was coming back from a SUPER long flight and the guy that checks the luggage told me to go through aisle number 4, i literally standed there for a couple of seconds trying to process what he said 😂😂 he was like 'hello? Number 4 please' So embarrassing lol
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My friend started talking to me about a b-day party she was having RIGHT after handing me the invitation (which I had just read) and I had no clue what she was talking about for a moment... she had to spell it out to me and it took me a full minute to catch on and understand she was talking about HER party :P Lol
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I have lots of those. I often don't get social references and other stuff people laugh about.
Then there is the sarcasm. Sometimes I get them and sometimes I don't. I simply assume the sarcasm as real and act on them. The results tend to be hilarious (for me anyway) -
My boyfriend texted me this morning saying "CTFU" ... I misread it and said " wow you didn't have to be so rude about it" ... I had texted him a joke and he responded back with that... he then said " lmao CTFU Means cracking the f**k up " ... Then I said "oh.. 😂😂😂" he uses text lingo more than I do. the only one I use is "lol" . half of the others I don't know what they mean.
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So I was talking to a group of people in my college student center, and they asked when my birthday was and what year was I. I said '97 and they started cracking up because "what year was I" actaully meant what year was I graduating. i tried to laugh off the embarrassment lol
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When I read that, I thought he said pussy too lmao
But uh.. the other day I thought the sun was the moon..
It was cloudy so the sun wasn't as bright as it usually was. So when you looked up at it, you could see a perfectly round circle and it wasn't shining at all. So I legit thought it was the moon. - 2.5K opinions shared on Society & Politics topic.
Spent the afternoon running errands around town, got a bunch of stuff done, wasn't until I went out for a beer with some friends later that I realised my sweater had been on backwards the whole time.
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a lot of times happened with me, girls give hints and indications, and says indirect that sexy stuff but I used to take the way they say not getting the indirect hidden meaning, a girl at juice corner said that she loves banana shake and I ordered b shake for her but later frns told me her sarcasm... Haha
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Too numerous to count! Most recently ordered a pint in the local watering hole and paid €6 instead of €4.
Bar man gave me back my €2, but 45 minutes later I did exactly the same thing.
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i was with some friends and one of the girls told this joke
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop," said Stefanovic. At that moment, Stefanovic should have known his joke was doomed, but bravely continued. "Pizza shop yes, and says can you make me one with everything," he said.
Everyone were laughing and i was like wtf is funny, she tried to explain to me and i just could not und so she gave up lol.
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