I have way too many slow (dumb) moments lol. Whats a slow moment you had recently?

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Lmao I almost went off on my friend today. I forgot that PSY stands for Psychology. Only PSY i know is the genitals and the Gangnam Style dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I felt like this haha

ArrowheadSW · Accepted Answer

I was going out for a morning walk for exercise. I hung my socks over my shoulder to put them on in a few minutes. I got my shoes, then I was looking for my socks. I couldn't find them so I got another pair out of the drawer. I went on the walk throughout the neighborhood, and after about a half hour I noticed the socks hanging off my shoulder. LOL

JDavid25 · Accepted Answer

One time I was walkin and somebody called me, and I bumped right into a parked car, and even for a sec laid down on the hood like I got into a tiny crash on something.. LOL..

Grace_Rdz · Accepted Answer

Oh, all the time!
Today, I was talking to some friends in class. I asked my friend what was his opinion was about this other friend and he said, "he needs to go suck a dick" and I was like, "oh, is he gay? :o and everybody basically face palmed lmao
That was probably mostly just weird from my part but still haha

peachblossomluck · Accepted Answer

Sorry, all I can hear in my head now is that song! Lol. If you're really distracted and ditzy you may be sleep deprived or stressed out or need some pussy. They'll tell you that in abnormal psych maybe? ;)

UnknownReflection · Answer

I can relate. Thus i share you the empathy. I face similar situations often. Mostly phrases that i call them "This generation's new language"
I might be from this generation! but there are lots of phrases that i'm not aware of ! and i'm like: Really? when all this got invented!!!

I'm totally behind these shortcuts and some transition of new words.

The most recent one is the shortcut "LDR" the first time i heard it, i thought it's a phrase that refers to some sort of disorder. It turns out it means "Long Distance Relationship" and i was really like wow! they got a phrase for that now!

I've been here for nearly three months now. This community is the only place that i started to hear the reference "SO" way too often. And i understood it get used in relationships. So i never knew what it meant. I never heard it within the people i interact with. So i always assumed whether it's an internet saying or it's not just famous where i am in L. A. It took me months till i finally realize "SO" means "Significant Other" holy hell!!!
What's wrong with Partner/soulmate/spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/and the word itself significant other? this generation loves to invent confusing phrases and shortcuts constantly!! "sigh"

CluelessBUTTERFLY · Answer

Well im hispanic and mostly in my family sarcasm is an everyday thing so one day my brother in law in acomplice with my brothee and sister came im the house Nd told me that they are selling some good corn in a cob at a swapmeet and told me a name which was to mess with me.. he told me they were called "pitolotes" so they asked if i can order some pitolotes=dickcorn but i didn't really think so i went and orderd them and the guy at the store stare at me weird and they were laughing at me... i hated them lol i got out feeling extremely embarrassed and i remember just punching all of them.. for being asswholes

Idonthaveausername · Answer

A couple of weeks ago I was hanging out with some of my co-workers and we were waiting for the one girl's wife to come home before we went out. Well someone came in the front door, introduced herself, started talking with all of us, and about a half hour later I suddenly blurted out "Oh, you're S_______'s wife!" Granted I was already pretty drunk at this point, but I knew her name and a brief description of what she looked lik and it still took me a half hour to realize who she was. That was a super slow moment on my part. At least everyone thought it was funny so we got a good laugh out of it

Valkyrie1 · Answer

I my mom picked me up from class she was talking to someone on the phone telling them "we will be there soon". When we get to Wendy's while in the car I was answering a question on gag. My mom was like "what are you doing?" and I told her I was just talking to someone then I ask her who we are eating with. She says no one. "But you told someone we will be there soon?" She replies, "I was just talking to someone." This confused me like cause she wouldn't say who it was so all befuddled I walk to the door and was about to go inside but I notice she wasn't following me and then my sister pulls up!

Prof_Don · Answer

I was at dinner with my girlfriend last night (belated V-day date), and I almost forgot to pay before we left!

I had my debit card out on the table. I had the tip out on the table in cash. The server was taking awhile to get back to us, and I somehow subconsciously put the debit card and receipt back in my wallet.

When the server FINALLY got back to us, my girlfriend paid for her portion, then asked me if I paid for mine, I said yes and I never got my card back, the server said she never got my debit card...
... then I realize I had my card in my wallet and almost walked out with paying. 😳

Carefuloutthere · Answer

At my partner's best friend's engagement party.
We couldn't keep the car where we were parked anymore, so asked him if he'd moved it yet and he said "Not yet, I'll do it after the toast" and I was like "why are we having toast?"
Then I realised...

Neverrrmore · Answer

I just did that on here actually... somone asked a question about nightmares and I have terrible night terrors, have for years so that's the first thing my mind went to. Realized after I answered that they didn't mean actual nightmares, just your worst fear lol. Oh well 🤗

CrystalChild · Answer

I have so many from myself and my best friend. But the latest was I was playing 20 questions with my boyfriend little bro and he asked "is it a mammal?" And I answered yes. A couple questions go by and I'm still bothered by the mammal question so I whisper to my boyfriend "is a duck a mammal?" And he just started laughing so hard. I don't know what my deal with I promise I'm actually a highly intelligent person. But yes. It was funny

deraz24 · Answer

Im weak lol I don't know I have a few every once in a while I can't really think of any except for a recent one. where I thought I didn't get a text back but I did on this app on my other phone long story lol but I thought he was acting stupid when im really the one like 4 days late

BaileyisDarcy · Answer

Not MY slow moment (i have so many that i just dont remember them anymore) but i once told a girl in the change rooms at the pool that her shirt was inside out.

Except her hair was dry, and it was a school shirt... Poor girl had gone the whole day at school with her shirt inside out and its not until she goes to the pool that a complete stranger tells her.

Fuck im glad to be done with school and all its dicks.

Imafreespirit · Answer

It was just a few hours ago haha I was coming back from a SUPER long flight and the guy that checks the luggage told me to go through aisle number 4, i literally standed there for a couple of seconds trying to process what he said 😂😂 he was like 'hello? Number 4 please' So embarrassing lol

mellifluous_girl · Answer

My friend started talking to me about a b-day party she was having RIGHT after handing me the invitation (which I had just read) and I had no clue what she was talking about for a moment... she had to spell it out to me and it took me a full minute to catch on and understand she was talking about HER party :P Lol

RealandGenuine26 · Answer

My boyfriend texted me this morning saying "CTFU" ... I misread it and said " wow you didn't have to be so rude about it" ... I had texted him a joke and he responded back with that... he then said " lmao CTFU Means cracking the f**k up " ... Then I said "oh.. 😂😂😂" he uses text lingo more than I do. the only one I use is "lol" . half of the others I don't know what they mean.

oddwaffle · Answer

I have lots of those. I often don't get social references and other stuff people laugh about.

Then there is the sarcasm. Sometimes I get them and sometimes I don't. I simply assume the sarcasm as real and act on them. The results tend to be hilarious (for me anyway)

Topaz171 · Answer

So I was talking to a group of people in my college student center, and they asked when my birthday was and what year was I. I said '97 and they started cracking up because "what year was I" actaully meant what year was I graduating. i tried to laugh off the embarrassment lol

JustinTheGreat · Answer

When I read that, I thought he said pussy too lmao

But uh.. the other day I thought the sun was the moon..
It was cloudy so the sun wasn't as bright as it usually was. So when you looked up at it, you could see a perfectly round circle and it wasn't shining at all. So I legit thought it was the moon.

Redstang88 · Answer

Spent the afternoon running errands around town, got a bunch of stuff done, wasn't until I went out for a beer with some friends later that I realised my sweater had been on backwards the whole time.

Avneo · Answer

a lot of times happened with me, girls give hints and indications, and says indirect that sexy stuff but I used to take the way they say not getting the indirect hidden meaning, a girl at juice corner said that she loves banana shake and I ordered b shake for her but later frns told me her sarcasm... Haha

KeiranByrne · Answer

Too numerous to count! Most recently ordered a pint in the local watering hole and paid €6 instead of €4.
Bar man gave me back my €2, but 45 minutes later I did exactly the same thing.
I was serfectly pober at the time.

ScottSummers · Answer

i was with some friends and one of the girls told this joke
"So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop," said Stefanovic. At that moment, Stefanovic should have known his joke was doomed, but bravely continued. "Pizza shop yes, and says can you make me one with everything," he said.
Everyone were laughing and i was like wtf is funny, she tried to explain to me and i just could not und so she gave up lol.

ArabianPwincess197 · Answer

Lol @pacman was talking about snu snu and I didn't know what it was, so when another guy explained it, about how its a continuous thing about eating all the beans etc I thought it was a reference to the game lol

Ghassan2 · Answer

My friend and I made plans to hang out at this place to play table tennis at 8:30 pm, but when the time came I called him to check where he is and it turned out he was in another city. We both study at the same college and we both travel to our home town every weekend. It was Tuesday, we both felt very stupid that we agreed we are not gonna meet that week.

xDocilexFaeriex · Answer

I put my garbage (paper bag from my sandwich and used paper towels) into my friend's paper bag from her sandwich. Neither of us remember me doing that. I thought I threw my garbage away loll!

coolbreeze · Answer

Watching a game show and trying to figure out how they came up with an answer. Then after awhile I finally get it.

mooky06 · Answer

Asking my little brother which was my left and which was my right. Totally sleep deprived. He looked at me like I was on drugs 😂

XuR_CXV_115 · Answer

I almost got in a fight because I thought someone stole my phone but it was in my hands the whole time, no one said shit.

SarahsSummer · Answer

A few mornings ago, it wasn't until I walked into my office building (as management was walking out) that I realized I was still wearing my slippers. 😳

FissionStockMaster · Answer

Waited an hour for my water to boil for tea, but the stove wasn't on. Felt quite intelligent after that.

FakeName123 · Answer

You are about this slow?

rascalRAH · Answer

I once did 10+15=30 and im in advanced math courses

DinosaurLover · Answer

Slow moment I've had recently was someone said cheese ball.
My friend said that cheese balls are Donald's trumps balls. Because cheese balls are orange he's orange get it. I didn't until like a minute later was like OHHHHHH

es20490446e · Answer

Just proven by induction a mathematical formula that was wrong.

Supposedly anything proven by induction must be true, but the formula was badly invented. Guessing how I could trick the laws of the universe.

Bandit74 · Answer

I have a lot because I zone out easily, but I don't remember any specific examples. I internally beat my self up for them in the moment, but I usually forget about them within a few hours.

Stone_Fizzlebeef · Answer

I was driving a bus and went to park for my layover near an Arby's that wasn't open yet. Knocked over their railing for their 3 steps leading up to the front door. That was 2 years ago, they still haven't fixed it. Whoops.

BenR1991 · Answer

I used the torch on my phone to look around for the phone I am actually holding in my hand.. *face palm*

Kmymfc · Answer

im high as fuck i reached the 4th dimension. I ve spent 15 minutes explaining my friend how cool are the lights in the fridge

springocelot · Answer

lol. i actually took abnormal psyche in college. it sounds weird just saying it.

Sunflower19 · Answer

Gosh this happened today and I'm so embarrassed about it...
I was at work and a coworker was giving me a compliment and I had no idea what he was talking about because I was spacing out. Here is what happened:
Michael: You know um... You have a really nice smile and pretty eyes.
Me: My what is really nice?
Michael: Your smile and your eyes.
Me: what about them?
He busted out laughing and I still didn't know what the hell was going on. Lol

ultimega · Answer

When you have glasses on whilst your looking for your glasses. Find your other pair , put them on and then your stupid self realized that there's two pairs on your face.

Oldchemical · Answer

Ate sushi in a happiness restaurant. When the bill came, I couldn't find my cash. Checked everywhere. Then realised that I had something in my shirt's pocket. It was there!

Borginborg · Answer

lol my teenage kid told me he had to use the washroom. I told him to go use it before I went and took a shower. he said he would wait, and we argued about it, I won and he went first. with the sears catalog and an hour later I had my shower. that'll learn me

backspinGA · Answer

I cancelled an automatic bill payment a day late for my bank account, and I did not know until I went out to eat. $70 worth of overdraft and extended overdraft fees later, I still ate the Chinese food I didn't get that night. It wasn't all that good either.

thetundrawolf · Answer

LOL this happens to me so often I just hang my head and walk away. Don't feel bad XD

karahiri · Answer

it took me a while to figure out right from left today lol

AmericanDude · Answer

Yesterday, my girlfriend was giving me signs that she wants sex. For some reason, I was not getting the hints. I felt stupid However, a hour later, we had sex

fireball65 · Answer

They happen so often, I don't really pay attention anymore. One of my classics:
Coworker- " What ARE you going to do with that wrench?"
Me- "What wrench?"
Coworker (pointing)- "The one you've been carrying around for the last half hour."
I look down and to my surprise I have a wrench in my hand. I have no idea why.

spencify · Answer

i thought today was Wednesday and had a small panic that there were still 2 more days left

ToruMatsuda · Answer

I don't remember most of them which , which is weird because I would practically have them every day😂but the most recent one was a girl was flirting with me but I didn't catch on at all

Tamer000 · Answer

I went to the kitchen and opened the refrigerator putting the tissues box in it then i forgot why i was there and wtf i was doing 😎

Keyspirit · Answer

Dont worry baby Desii. I like it nice and slow too so that put us in the same boat for this Valentine. Just the 2 of us 🌹💏

Lithium65 · Answer

when pronouncing a word I don't recognize out loud...  wtf is that word?  then it hits me that I'm saying it wrong.  😒 Smh

HaveNoName · Answer

Hahahaha. Hilarious question. That I don't know exchange also cracked me up.

rocsteady12 · Answer

lol look everybody has slow moments i do all the time lol

james_mark · Answer

Funny because today someone in my class was playing PSY gangnam style song and the teacher came in and laughed about it.

Maxemeister · Answer

I was arguing with my music teacher in class and she was using a metaphor for our music having "sludge" and just being overall crappy. I engaged in an argument with her saying that we were going too slow, that was the reason for the sludge, and she said going fast wouldn't solve the problem, and I said out loud: "Better have fast sludge than no sludge at all."

writing_essays · Answer

I'm not sure. I guess today - I told everybody I was going to get shrimp tempura and then discovered the place that sells shrimp tempura was closed and being cold outside - I decided against busing to the sushi restaurant to get shrimp tempura.

LegateLanius · Answer

I placed milk on top of the fridge and cereal inside

xKirito · Answer

This couldn't be any more accurate!!! This is literally what I look like when I see my crush 😍😱🤤😍😘😋😘

LoveHorses · Answer

I was looking at a hot girl and someone open a door and almost knock me down to the floor lol

I have way too many slow (dumb) moments lol. Whats a slow moment you had recently?

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