What's your local equivalent of these tossers?

[JimRSmith]

Taken from an article in The Spectator, by Rod Liddle (wish it was my own work, but alas, it isn't)

"Hulking fat chavs pushing shopping trolleys full of lavatory paper back to their Nissan Micras. I can't think of a better image to sum up the coronavirus crisis right now. I saw a bunch of them outside my local brand of Morrisons on Sunday morning, their expressions uniformly defiant and smug. One family had at least ten multipacks in their trolley - and nothing else. Surely one cannot live on toilet paper alone, no matter how agreeably scented it might be? I assumed they were part of the panic-buying crowd, although having seen the size of their arses, it may well be that this was simply their requisite amount for a single day of copious wiping."

[wankiam]

thay fat fuck lives just around he corner from me... was hillarious last summer when him and his mates were breaking into the local school and he couldnt get over the fence which meant the police had chance to turn up before any windows got smashed... asisde from that though i must say the bog roll bastards extend to the middle classes too... waitrose shelves are just as empty as any other super market indicating that this really does bring out the worst in all peoples, not just the scum class i reside in ;)

[wankiam]

lol at my downvote stalker... was it you in the picture

[wankiam]

or was it you in waitrose?

[madgoat]

Don't think I've ever seen anyone like the gentleman in the picture in the local waitrose... although it's true I don't go there very often.

[wankiam]

@madgoat guys like the one in the picture only visit when the store is closed

[Waffles731]

Generally in America our equivalent to those are fat middle aged men and women who smoke, drink, and are generally conservative to the point of idiocy, oh and they sometimes say seriously racist shit.
And seriously, if you need 200 rolls of toiliet paper for two weeks of wiping your ass.
You should have gone to the hospital WAY before the coronavirus even existed

[Girther10]

You just described the Left, to a tee. The Dems all look like a hat, and do the things you’re describing all the time, not just when there’s a crisis... lol the democrat party was started by the kkk, and the Dems haven’t changed a bit after all this time... haha remember governor Wallace, and bull O’Connor, the racist southern governors who implemented turning killer guard dogs and fire hoses on black people when they protested? Alll were card carrying democrats, that’s a fact.

[Girther10]

So to a bit rich of you to call people that behave that way conservatives, imho. #ignoranthistorian

[Waffles731]

@Girther10
Okay let's go down the list.
1. The fattest states in the country are all very conservative.
Iowa (36.4 percent)
Alabama (36.3 percent)
Louisiana (36.2 percent)
Arkansas (35 percent)
Kentucky (34.3 percent)
Alaska (34.2 percent)
South Carolina (34.1 percent)
2. The Dixiecrats can hardly be called left wing, its why there was a mass defection in the 60s to the GOP.
3. Only one presidential candidate marched for Civil Rights in the 60s, that is Bernie Sanders.
4. You can hardly call the democratic platform of the 19th century left wing at all.
5. Many of the Leaders of the 60s civil rights movements were outright socialists, like Martin Luther King Jr. Himself.
6. The modern day Republican Party has engaged in a strategy of voter supression of Minorities
7. Richard Nixon implemented the Southern Strategy where they used the racism of the south to create republican stronghold.
8. Its hard to take your claims of not being racist seriously when your own username us a clear reference to a racist and moronic conspiracy theory against the only black president we have ever had.

Now you may go back to your day and posting poorly thought out and stupid responses to people who are clearly smarter than you

[ruthylpn]

Bottom feeders, asshats, douche canoes, idiots, and any other derogatory word you would like to insert!
Its sad and infuriating. I have seen posts selling 2 rolls for $10 with a pic attached of a12 pack with a retail price of $9. It's unconscionable! It would be sop easy to loose faith in the human race.

[ShellyShocked]

Include a caption for yourt

This fucking tard, rolls up to gander mountain in a truck so javked up you need an 8 ft ladder to get in it, buys a couple thousand dollars worth of bullets and beef jerky and goes home to tweet about how the mexicans are coming to terk his jerbs

[ThisDudeHere]

That guy's so fat it's a miracle he could fit in the whole frame of the picture

[tartaarsaus]

I think in Dutch they are “klootzakken”, which is Dutch slang for “scrotum”.

There are people who annoyingly pretty much loot the supermarkets and pharmacies at 10 am. Luckily they are now having special hours for the elderly and limiting the number of medicine that people can buy.

Also, PM said on this matter, and I am literally citing him “don’t hoard, we have enough toilet paper to poop for 10 years”. Almost every day the government is urging people to not be a dick and hoard.

[purplepoppy]

Chav stands for council housed and violent. It was originally a slang term used by the police. If you want to go on a chav hunt search for Rhyl wales on Google maps and go to street view. It's like breeding ground for them.

[Littlemissbrat]

Scum or assholes. I work 8-5 mon-fri, once the weekend hits everything is gone. Not to mention all of the sickly and elderly not being fast enough to get shit they need.
Ugh. I hate people like that, the biggest assholes.

[Levin]

Hmm, what about tubby bastards in general? Eating 20%+ more calories than they should be on a day to day basis? Doesn't seem very fair really..

[Agape93]

Mega assholes
Honey boo boos family
White trash
Significant wastes of human dna
Etc.

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

Lmao 😂 Trailer park trash might be an American equivalent.

[_gigi18]

I love your user name lmao

[BrexitAteMyLobster]

@_gigi18 Thank you 🙏

[Physics-Man]

Chavs huh? I've heard the term plenty of times! Here in California they're also colloquially known as "Fucking Idiots".

[Universal1]

You fools. In the midst of an apocalypse you're blind. Get your minds back on the enemy. Yourselves. For we war not against flesh and blood but against principalities powers and rulers of spiritual wickedness in the heavenly astral realm

[Waffles731]

Uh no, A virus is a very real physical thing you crazy person

[KrakenAttackin]

Are you upset with him because he is hoarding toilet paper or because he is obese?

I agree hoarding TP is problematic, but it the "villain" had been a super-hot beauty queen I doubt you would have made this post.

[_gigi18]

I call them Rugmunchers , obese chavs, fat pricks

[_gigi18]

Toilet paper gods
Forgot to add that

[BronzedAdonis]

We call them Americans here

[StephenCF]

Junkies 😠🤮

[MountAverage]

We call them the Republican electoral base.

[MannySimms]

The US government?