"Hulking fat chavs pushing shopping trolleys full of lavatory paper back to their Nissan Micras. I can't think of a better image to sum up the coronavirus crisis right now. I saw a bunch of them outside my local brand of Morrisons on Sunday morning, their expressions uniformly defiant and smug. One family had at least ten multipacks in their trolley - and nothing else. Surely one cannot live on toilet paper alone, no matter how agreeably scented it might be? I assumed they were part of the panic-buying crowd, although having seen the size of their arses, it may well be that this was simply their requisite amount for a single day of copious wiping."
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"Hulking fat chavs pushing shopping trolleys full of lavatory paper back to their Nissan Micras. I can't think of a better image to sum up the coronavirus crisis right now. I saw a bunch of them outside my local brand of Morrisons on Sunday morning, their expressions uniformly defiant and smug. One family had at least ten multipacks in their trolley - and nothing else. Surely one cannot live on toilet paper alone, no matter how agreeably scented it might be? I assumed they were part of the panic-buying crowd, although having seen the size of their arses, it may well be that this was simply their requisite amount for a single day of copious wiping."
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