Do what I do. Wait for him to come home, on the bed with your head down and ass up, put a buttplugg or dildo into your vagina and tell him to put it up you butt. Have lube ready, butter works in a pinch.
You might want to try anal by yourself. I rub my clit while doing it.
Oh make your butt is clean and you haven't had a big meal recently. I had a serious accident while doing anal with a one night stand while drunk, the sheets got covered in crap as did he. Thankfully he used his credit card.
A good tip i find is too while in the shower unscrew the shower head and stick the hosepipe up your butt with the water on ( not too hot or cold) and let the water fill up your anal cavity until you've an extreme urge to poop, run to the toilet quick as you can and let all the water out along with any poop. It takes a while and just when you think your done pooping more comes out. Do this 2-3 times, be sure to shower yourself down after when your sure your done pooping the water out because that water drips out of your butt still and stinks
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Tulsi Gabbard's anti-interventionist foreign policy is why most independents like her, and is also the only reason some right-wingers find her tolerable (myself included), because she's terrible on everything else. Her foreign policy is also the #1 thing she campaigned on.
... And Dan Crenshaw is a warhawk. He's literally Tulsi's polar opposite on her defining issue. So I don't know where you came up with the idea that those two would make a compatible ticket.
Maybe it would be a good ticket for the American people if there were a way to cherry pick Tulsi's foreign policy, and let Crenshaw take the reins on everything else. But even then, Tulsi and Crenshaw would probably clash too much to really work together. It would be like putting Ron Paul and the chairman of the Federal Reserve on a ticket together.
Tulsi can't be trusted. She says whatever it takes to get an agenda through, but doesn't really stand for anything herself. The only reason she had any following at all in the primaries was because she wasn't as radical as anyone else who even made it to the voting period.
Crenshaw is okay, but his support among conservatives is pretty fickle. He supported (and as far as I know continues to support) some extremely dubious red flag laws against firearm ownership.
So no, this would be a pretty terrible ticket. You could run one or the other alongside somebody else maybe, but not together; the enthusiasm simply isn't there.
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Just as long as it's not a poor Republican like Donald Trump, Have people ever in their born days supported the most hated Man alive and that happens to be Donald Trump he got a lawyer from New York is bringing him to justice for all hidden crimes Trump committed but see everything is hush-hush... On stage, he plays one hell of a nice guy but behind closed doors, Mr. Trump is something to write home about, he used anger and hate to win the White House, and sure enough, it worked... He banned Muslims call the Muslim religion radical, he called Mexican people drug users/ rapist and some are good people and he made fun of disabled guy and he late Sen McCain was POW and found alive but Trump wanted him to be found dead? So anyone is better than Trumps and that includes his whole family
I agree the two party system must go, but any serious effort to do so should start by trying to fracture the Republican party, first, as they have the most political capital and will just dominate politics completely (becoming a one party system) if democrats are the first to fracture.
Trump will be running again in 2024.
The Republican party is his.No, they are both cunts and both terrible candidates.
Tulsi doesn't represent the other side by any definition, and well Crenshaw is just a plain retard.Can you name the most successful independent presidential candidates and what impact they had on the election?
Lol one is super anti war and very populist and the other one is a Warhawk and part of the establishment
Depends on their support for the 2nd amendment and how tough they are with foreign policy
100%. I wouldn’t care if it was Crenshaw/Gabbard or Gabbard/Crenshaw.
I can't wait to see Tulsi in the thong bikini portion of the debates.
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I only support Republicans
Who'd of thought Solid snake was now in politics
Sorry, I’m anti pirate
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Yes Tulsi Gabbard!
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