But I ONLY buy my canned dolphin if I know it's tuna safe. I would hate to think that some reckless asshole, fishes with one of those dolphin nets that accidentally catch innocent tuna in the process.
But the people who appose me say: "But, Kimmy, dolphins are smartly, so we shouldn't kill them." And I say: "Oh, yeah? Well, I know a guy who's as dumb as a fence post, and he's the leader of the free world!. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!"