What do you think will be the newest COVID-19 variant craze for 2022 that the media will hype up?

[MCheetah]

Taste the rainbow! Cough the rainbow!

Ooh! We haven't had a purple one, yet!

As I said months ago, COVID ain't going away. You don't walk away from the table while you're on a winning streak, baby! This much control and overreach of power would've taken YEARS otherwise! No, we at the World Economic Forum are on FIRE, baby! All we gotta do is change the color, start the DNA strand from a new point in its sequence, and BAM! We got us a "variant." Like playing a movie or reading a book at a different chapter and calling it "a new experience." We can't print the money fast enough!

What do you think all the new DLC's for COVID-19 coming out in 2022? Here's all the previous ones.

COVID-19 base package: SARS-CoV-2. Came from a lab in Wuhan. Originally thought to be created from bat piss. This first happened in November 2019.

COVID-19 Beta: B.1.351. The first DLC "variant." This package first hit on May 2020, and South Africa tried to take credit for it.

COVID-19 Alpha: B.1.1.7. The second DLC. This one dropped September 2020, just six months after the base game went global. Kent, UK, tried to take credit for the first "variant" outbreak.

COVID-19 Gamma: P.1. The third DLC. This debuted November 2020. Brazil tried to take credit for this one.

COVID-19 Delta: B.1.617.2. The fourth DLC. This debuted October 2020, but didn't blow up until July 2021. This one was a hit! Made it to the mainstream media to use to drum up more fear and paranoia. India tried to steal credit from China for this one.

COVID-19 Omicron: B.1.1.529. The latest DLC. This DLC blew up in November 2021 and is selling like hot cakes! The mainstream media can't get enough of it!

Eta, Iota, Kappa, and Lambda have already been completed and are on their way soon!

We can't do the "Xi" variant, because that might hurt Xi Jinping's feelings too much!

The Epsilon Variant: This one only attacks the shortest, ugliest, dumbest, and poorest people of the Huxley social caste.

The Zeta Variant: This one only attacks fans of Catherine Zeta-Jones.

The Thera Variant: This one only attacks people from the Greek area of Santorini.

The Mu Variant: This one only attacks cows and fat feminist women who can be mistaken for cows.

The Chi (or Ki) Variant: This one only attacks Asians who have meditated enough to weaponize their body's life force energy into destructive blasts. (May be "chi" or "ki" depending on the region.)

The Sigma Variant: This one only attacks synthetics, computers, and advanced AI programs with android bodies.

The OMEGA Variant: Scariest sounding one of all! This one is said to bring about our "doomsday," if you will.

[Xtcy2083]

Yes, I agree with you. They'll go through the whole damn Greek alphabet, and when they've reached omega, they'll maybe use the Hebrew or, more likely, the Cyrillic alphabet (because by then we'll probably be hearing about how the whole thing was actually orchestrated by Russia, and that it didn't come from China after all).
They keep changing their stupid story so often now that I can barely keep up. It's like how in the novel '1984' the characters have to be constantly aware of which nation, whether it's Eurasia or Eastasia, that Oceania is actually at war with, and if they get it wrong they're made a 'non-person' (or, as we say in our world, "cancelled").

[Exterminatore]

Well said.

[Aerissa_Jade]

I was going to say, covid is winding down... now it will be the Candida auris that will be the new big concern that they'll freak out about to try and control everyone.

At least you can't get a vaccine to prevent a fungal infection, so won't be any forced vaccinations for it.

[Jouth]

I crave conversation. Like I need conversation. When I'm hurting, I type and people respond to me. I haven't read your post and I won't (tho it looks good). I'm just here to talk and to be heard and to listen to people's responses.

I feel like that's such a strange need of mine. I'll be surprised if you've read this far but I genuinely hope you're having a fantastic day!! I think your post is about covid or something? Well I hope you never get covid man, stay healthyyyyyy

[Mangospacho]

Turtle Flu. That’s what.

[MCheetah]

[Mangospacho]

🤣🤣🤣

[LovingLoverReturned]

Lol, funny post.
It may be called the Chitah variant, who knows.

Of course, they aren't going away. I'm already tired about hearing about COVID.
I really am. Let everyone bear their own loses because it may come to our doorstep eventually, unless we have great genetics. I'm grateful that none of my youthful family or friends died.. heck, I'm shocked someone about 90 is still going normal. Good for him.

[lightbulb27]

Covid combines with Fukushima nuclear waste water to make giant lizard named…. Godzilla!

[Exterminatore]

I think it will be the trannycovid-19 variant. That’s just Covid-19 but it’s virally confused and identifies as influenza. It’s also a racist variant.

[FatherJack]

The " super deadly " Cambodian Lesbian " variant " .

[Sirenboobzilla]

Gonna be zombies by the end

[Lliam]

telikós lysi ("final solution" in ancient Greek).

[disgustingweebtrash]

The omnicron ligma sussamogus variant

[JesseJayNeak]

Epsilon will be a blast