How many times did you change your gender, race, or social class today?

[Anonymous]

This morning when I woke up, I was a middle-aged redneck who smoked a Marlboro and rode an all-terrain vehicle to a hunting cabin. I wanted a girlfriend named Crystal to eat my ass in a trailer park. And when it was time to clock into work, I found that I was a black man who wanted to pinch a little from the weed I was selling. By lunchtime, I was a little bit non-binary and offended by literally everything.

[Anonymous]

I became a disabled veteran recently. I mean I've never served in the military and don't have any physical issues but there are a lot of benefits to be had from being a disabled veteran so I now identify as one. I've become ardent supporter of transveteranism rights.

[Sour-rose]

Well none for today. In the future... well might change my social class.

[PinkMichae]

No gender dysphoria here.

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Odd question. I like the way I am. 😀

[Anonymous]

Zero, because I am mentally stable.