The number-one on the list to be banned is dairy products, such as milk, cheese, butter, and yogurt; because supposedly they hurt the cow, and of course, we have to "protect the cow at all times" (is Marjorie Taylor Greene trying to be Tulsi Gabbard?). Ron DeSantis has compared African-Americans to cows at one point, saying that "[their] women need to go back to the farms and feed their calves there" after complaints of police brutality and voting rights by hundreds of African-American voters and activists in Florida.
The number-two on the list to be banned are shows and movies created by Disney and its best friends Pixar and Marvel. They are considered "satanic" (by Ted Cruz and Joe Manchin, the latter of whom is technically a Democrat). According to the GOP, Disney is the number-one gateway to dopamine, a drug that keeps kids, teens, and young adults addicted to antisocial behavior.
