As an American, I know all too well how the Brits will give up whenever things get tough. The recent resignation of Boris Johnson and his cabinet is a prime example of how Brits just don't know how to stand their ground.
An American PM of Great Britain could indeed make it the greatest country on Earth with the following platform:
Reunification - now that the country has Brexited, it's time to re-evaluate which continent it actually belongs to. The Americas is an obvious choice
Right to bear arms -- this will allow Britain to overthrow the monarchy and defend itself from other unruly Brits, such as Loyalists in shopping malls and at pro-choice rallies
Tougher abortion bans -- if we're going to save Britain we need to protect the unborn children of American fetuses abroad
Improve Healthcare -- it's a well-known fact that we can greatly improve Britain's global image by simply allowing dentists to work in the country
Modernize -- i've said it before and I'll say it again, you can build a new Starbucks next to a prehistoric monument
Un-misnomerification -- we must begin to call things what they are: biscuit is not a cookie, soccer is not football, a flat is where the Earth is, not a place you live. God Bless Brimerica!
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I looked at a map and it's 8 miles from Stonehenge to Starbucks. And you people call me stupid.
Should Great Britain hire an American prime minister?
