Is it OK that I identify as a goddess?

[purplepoppy]

You've probably heard by now of the school in Australia that's supporting a girl that identifies as a cat. It's come under a lot of criticism but at least it's solved the mouse problem. But it's got me thinking why are somethings more desirable to identify as? No one identifies as a potato.
But if we are to be treated as we identify I thought why not go all the way and identify as a goddess? I mean you already worship me so why not make it official. I demand GAG upgrades my status from master to deity.

[DaveJord]

I agree if you want to play make belief then go all the way. You ever hear of this guy?

Emperor-Joshua-Abraham-Norton PD

www.foundsf.org/index.php?title=Emperor_Norton

Emperor-Joshua-Abraham-Norton PD, Basically he was a very successful businessmen that lost everything. He was born in 1819 and died in 1872, but by 1850 he lost millions and was broke and he lost touch with reality... so he declared him Emperor of the United States, and Protector of Mexico. Since he was such a prominent member of the community, everyone knew who he was and felt sorry for him. So when the Transcontinental Railroad was built they made him tourist attraction and he would hold court in fancy hotels, were wealthy guests could dine at his court. He would attend operas and events... he was a public figure and of course he had no money but everyone had a lot of fun with it. People would come to events just to see the Emperor and play houses and hotels would advertise the Emperor would be in attendance. He was more or less a mascot.

[crossdressingrihno]

Yeah I know of him he was cool

[sheenagwapa]

i actually identify myself as Eve. it sounds crazy i know but i've been having these super weird dreams. i met this guy and the first time i saw him i feel like i know him so well. i even tolr my parentw and sister for the first time this is the one i will marry and that's just so not me. i just don't act naturally like that


the giy's name is Adqm and i'm Sheena and i have second cominh dreams


the thinh is i don't want the worlds to end and i want a normal life because i feel like i have not enjoyed my earthly life. the last time i have such dreqms i bit my tongue because i wanna wake up. i console myself it's just a dream only to have another dream just rigjt after i go back to sleep and it's the same theme still second comunh so i wake up i cried and i just wanna warn people to prepare themselves


i still have not read the whole bible especially the old testament i just don't have the focus to read that whole book thankfully i read some bible passages and stories about prophets who wanna disobey God like that story of nineveh and that prophet who just kerp complaining to God how hard his task.


ican relate to them so much.

[Dazed0N0Confused]

😂🤣😂🤣😂
Girl, you identify as whatever you want to identify as, you have 1000% support from me! Although, I don't think GAG will listen to your request to be called "deity" on here, but if you start a petition regarding it, I'll sign.

[kmg9150]

Well. Sure, but what kind of goddess things can you do, can you grant people superhuman strength, shapeshift, breathe underwater? I find it disgusting how the world think its ok that kids should be allowed to pic what they identify as. If there were no cats than how could she identify as a cat? Does she eat cat food and poop on a litter box in the corner? Is she a outside cat or and inside cat? Does she have feline boyfriends? Will she have feline offspring? Thats how stupid this is because no she won't be doing any of those things. They are letting make kids think make believe is real.


I identify as the wealthiest man on earth, I am black skinned with an orange and blue parent and I come from the planet WTF. I also have wings and angel are my sworn enemy of state. Although our angels are what you people refer to dwarfs, little people, midgets. But on planet WTF our enemies we invite into our home and offer a great feast to show how we appreciate them as our enemy. Sound stupid right...


If you insist on identifying tho, stick with the potato, at least you can get baked and eaten too...😂

[MCheetah]

The girl at that school is just young and naïve. It's the "ADULTS" that are truly f*cking retarded and need help. They are beyond stupid and should lose their jobs for enabling craziness like this.

But sure. I identify as being extremely tall. Like 7'2". I'd kill for that. I'd also have me a hot 6'5" wife by now. Maybe even Ms_Facesitter would finally be into me...

Meet the brand new me: Seven feet of solid muscle.

I'm a real life version of The Hulk and my wife is like She Hulk. Don't be Heightist and respect my identity!

[PositiveNote]

You can identify as a goddess if you get the appropriate training and degrees pertaining to pro goddessing. LOL

https://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Goddess

[DJB72]

My dear @purplepoppy I love your questions. So deliciously insightful in their humour.

I'm sure there are circumstances where I'd gladly spend time on my knees "worshipping" you, although to be a goddess everyone would need to form an orderly queue. Behind me.

Of course, you'd need to direct the worship - do we approach you humbled 😘🍪or are we followers behind you 😘🍑?

[AngelOfLight258]

For sure <3 <3 <3

[TheorionMage]

'Goddess's are not only entitled to being 'worshipped' but ALSO OBLIGATED to ROUTINELY distribute their 'blessings' upon their 'faithful'... there exists a reciprocal negotiation.

If your would-be 'worshippers' wouldn't notice the ABSENCE of your 'favor' ... you MAY be
a forsaken 'deity'!

No 'free lunch' even amidst the Gods!

[BrickBiggems]

Yes, but if you want my worship you must be able to fly and strike down non believers with lightning.

Ready to start the crusade in your name,
Arch-bishop Biggems

[mstbooblover]

Means maybe you should give BDSM a go as mistress? Otherwise it's rather silly and mentally dangerous, safe in a roleplay configuration. More seriously, there are far too many people, male and female, believing they're gods and goddesses. One of the reasons leading to so many useless wars.

[goaded]

Have you been reading the Rivers of London series? :)

You might get into some serious trouble!

[Havthrills]

Apparently you can identify as whatever you want. I know one person who identifies as a cheeseburger on FB.

[Anonymous]

This question was very insulting to me as someone who identifies as a potato. How potato-ist of you.

[Fuentes]

I would like to identify as a RICH man so everyone must accomadate me & give me their money or everything for free.

When I walk into a Ferarri or Lambo Dealership their no ask for pay they just hand me the keys like any other rich men. The Same for giving ne the keys & putting my name down for the biggest house on the beach in Newport Beach or Laguna Beach Because that's how I identify.

[Elter]

But rich people aren't handed stuff for free...

[Fuentes]

@Elter that's how you acvomadate me. You have to treat me as if I'm rich. I get to skip everything just like a person skips gender and science and everything else.

[Fuentes]

Accomadate*

[mistixs]

You say this as a joke but there are actually people who do identify as deities (deitykin)

[AviatorTom]

Goddess you are and Goddess you shall forever be.

[blarenbond]

With the amount of followers you have, you probably should be a goddess, at least on G@G

[Sandeeppingping]

Ohhhh my god why didn't I think of that, according to these maniacs' logic now we all have to respect your identity and call you a goddess, goddess this was a good question

[Rikastin]

I bet some men would like to see their woman as a goddess. Just keep it private. Even potatoes are enough to irritate and provoke people. I highly suggest you not to play with people's religiosity or hidden misogynism. You'll raise more of a shitstorm than friendly laughs.

[Drumlin2001]

So if someone else at that school identified as a dog would they have to keep them apart? 1st world problems. With wars, global cost of living crisis, climate change its a pity people have time for this

[bean2k21]

If you promote yourself to goddess, I demand an updated profile pic for masturbation purposes.

[Anonymous]

I believe in one God. If dudes look at women or girls as “goddesses” not only does he not view one God who created the heavens and the earth and existence of life on this planet and others. But it’s a total simp move for a guy to treat or view a girl that way. I don’t want a girl or woman to view me as a king :-s that’s just odd in my opinion.

[ALPHABLACK]

Ofcourse you can call yourself what ever you want

I would still call you a ugly witch since I don't like all females