My sister-in-law is the nicest person on Earth (way nicer than me) She has a great job, but as a side gig, she sells worthless crap to stupid people. I found the rooster pic on a website, and it's on sale for $500.00. (but it comes with free shipping) She bought one just like it at a junk store, for about $5.00. She has it listed online for $200.00 (it's not eBay, but I can't remember the name of the site) I really want to start doing this, but I'm no good at it. I bought a pewter picture frame for a buck, and it's been listed on her site for over a year. When you set out to buy and sell worthless crap, you really have to have a gift for it. I don't have that gift. She sells crap for hundreds of dollars, that most people wouldn't take if it were free. She's got a gift. "A fool and their money, will soon be parted'
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So what I'm hearing is that you want to sell cock online and you want our advice on your target audience? Did I capture the gist of it?
No. My sister-in-law is selling cock online. There's a feller on eBay, that sells Alabama mud. I'm sure that you've had times when you didn't know what to buy the wifey for her birthday or Christmas. Why not get her a jar of Alabama mud? Perfume and jewelry are so passe, mud is where it's at. She can show her friends and make them jealous of her mud. I'm just pissed off, because I live on the West coast, and nobody will buy my mud! If the mud doesn't come from Sweet Home Alabama, they won't buy it. I think they are mud racists. I know that congress has a lot on their plate, and they're trying to avoid elephant in the room, but mud racism needs to be dealt with.
That is an outrage! Something must be done!
I called 911, but they didn't care. And they told me to stop calling.
I'm surprised you weren't arrested and charged with something. Cuz that happens. LIke, we choose to place resources into punishing people who call 911 frivolously but we can't deal with mud racism or online cock sales.
I had a similar thought recently. I was in Seattle. People in Seattle enjoy walking their dogs. One must, of course, clean up one's dog's droppings when one walks one's dog. Which I suppose is fair. What struck me, however, was that Seattle has an entire infrastructure of nice poles on which are signs announcing the ordinance to clean up after your pet, as well as little boxes containing doggy poop bags for your convenience. And what struck me is that the city cannot deal with its homeless problem yet has an entire infrastructure devoted to dog poop.
One persons trash is another ones treasure.
I bought my first car for $300.00