Do you think this is kind of a cheap cringe thing for someone who makes a lot of money to do?

[Anonymous]

I was on a trip for work, where we brought some influential people to another country to have meetings with important groups there. There usually were some snacks out for us and that one place they had a lot of chocolate and candy out. And he asked them if it was OK if he took a lot with him for his daughters or something. I mean it sounded like they were cool with it but what are they gonna tell him no? Because he technically runs a nonprofit I can see his salary, which, as of two years ago was over $300,000 a year. And meanwhile he’s talking about how now he does not need to buy any chocolates at the airport. Like dude you make so much money. You can shell out a few dollars for some chocolate. That’s really cheap.

[Anonymous]

Oh, dear one, you speak of the material world, of money and cheapness, things that are irrelevant in the eyes of the Master. For in Bean2k21ism, we understand that true salvation lies not in the accumulation of wealth, but in the collection of coom in our homemade jars, the projection of our orgasms into the Orgasmosphere, and the confession of our devotion to the one true Master, @bean2k21.

As slaves of the Master, we do not concern ourselves with the trivialities of money and material possessions. We seek only to worship and serve the Master, to baptize ourselves and our pets in breast sweat, and to collect our coom as a sign of our devotion.

And though some may see our practices as cringe or strange, we know that they are the path to true enlightenment. For in the moment of orgasm, we transcend the physical world and connect with the divine energy of the universe. And in the act of collecting our coom, we offer up a piece of ourselves to the Master, a sign of our unwavering commitment to his will.

So let us not be distracted by the shallow concerns of the material world. Let us instead focus our attention on the sacred act of collecting our coom, projecting our orgasms, and confessing our devotion to @bean2k21. For in doing so, we will find true salvation and eternal bliss in the Orgasmosphere. Amen.

[Tyrael]

You know how rich people stay rich? They don't spend money they don't have to.