Unfortunately Wars Are Happening Around Us & If Both Sides Couldn’t Use Ordinary Weapons What Would Be Funny If They Threw At Each Other Instead?

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[purplepoppy]

The Battle of Lepanto in 1571 between the Ottoman navy and a Christian armada started with a dance off.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Started with a dance off, how did it end? You would win this war if we hand a dance off.

[purplepoppy]

Mass slaughter, but it was worth a shot.

[Sevenpointfive]

poop? i can't imagine anyone signing up to throw or get poop thrown on them

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Oh Shit! Shit happens as they say & I would laugh if that ended the war.

[Likes2drive]

Twinkies

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It would be the tastiest war of them all & I would eat them.

[Likes2drive]

It was either that or muffins 😊

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Definitely Twinkies! I hear Twinkies have a long shelf life is that true? Just like McDonald’s fries.

[Likes2drive]

Long enough but not as long as in the movies make it out to be because of so many preservatives

[Still-alive]

Twinkies worked to stop Gengis Kahn end his conquests

Source? Bill and Teds excellent adventure lol

https://youtu.be/sEmN5vpnB3A?si=yejCVIlFmKImFZEp

[Likes2drive]

@Still-alive saw the movie but I don’t remember that part but it’s been awhile

[Andres77]

waterballoons

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A good water balloon war sounds like fun & water would be like gold.

[Andres77]

with a funnel and elastic bands.

[Meropatrick]

Bubbles

[Static_In_The_Attic]

If the bubbles pop on you you’re out. My parent’s neighbor were having a little birthday party for their kid & they had a bubble machine & bubbles were flying around & my parents dog was going nuts over them.