I think Joey and the out of work Keystone pipefitters would best adapt to Java.
Java kind of just dovetails with pipefitting. Don't you agree?
(I hate to have to explain this, but after Joey shut down the Keystone pipeline, he told the pipefitters to just go become programmers)
I know what you're thinking @exitseven..
"Didn't Google just lay off 30,000 programmers because AI can do it better?"
Yes, but artificial intelligence has never gone up against Joey!