Is it time to put France back under British rule?

[purplepoppy]

We've all seen what rioting school children have done in France, and it's clear the government has lost control. I think it would be best for France if they came under British control for a while so we can sort things out before the Germans get involved.

Thoughts

[lilBigPotato]

If you think the riots right now are bad, wait until you force french people to eat British food every day...

Also aren't you changing your prime minister once every full moon and everyone and their grandma is striving for independence? 🤔

There might be better options...

[RavVid]

It think the Hundred Year War model is showing its age and the British Monarchy gave up it's claims to the France in 1801. One of George III lesser known mistakes but a bigee none the less.

If not for that folly Charles could have just taken the train over and raised his standard and let frustrated parents wanting juvenile order restored, flock to his banner.

But would Charles really want the nuisance of revoluting French kiddies?

Churchill's offer for France to become a dominion of Great Britain was rejected by French cabinet in 1939. A renewal of that offer has a good chance of working this time I think.

Macron has clearly exhausted all his options and would only be too willing to become a dominion governor instead of France's President. Britain's dominions have always done quite whereas French territories have done badly.

We can see where the rot starts quite clearly now.

A few decades of dominionship and France will flourish.

[RavVid]

Thanks for a mho

[MrOracle]

Both France and the UK are on track to become third world Muslim countries within the next 10-20 years, and no one has the will to change things. The Leftist white people are going to guilt themselves out of existence, and no one is coming to save you. When you vote for your own destruction, you shouldn't be shocked when you get it.

The US has long seen the UK as a brother country, but it's increasingly like a drug addict brother who can't be told anything and who picks destruction at almost every turn, and at some point, all you can do is cut them off and let them hit rock bottom - even when you know people don't always survive that fall.

[FreyaRed]

Brits, Frenchies and Germans have similar problems with their wild going second generation of specific immigrant ethnics who will be always second or third class citizens despite media gave them usual equality gibberish over decades.

I personally think nothing happens without reason and two logic options I can imagine in this situation are very grim.

[AviatorTom]

Honit soit qui mal y pense is the the motto of the British chivalric Order of the Garter, the highest of all British knighthoods, and it appears on the British seal and the pound coin

The language would not be a problem, and the Knights could reestablish order.

The British King once ruled over Normandy.

Sounds like a good idea.

[Chazmatazz269]

England is one harsh word on twitter away from being in the exact same boat. I don’t think they have anything to offer in terms of an actual solution.

[loveslongnails]

The Brits are doing such a great job of self-governing, like leaving the EU, having an out of control immigration policy, a significant increase in violent crime and rape as well as a sluggish economy. So sure, why not have them govern another country? LMAO.

[Iron_Man]

Yes it’s time to put France back under British rule and I want you to be the overseer with your whip and I want you to have the iron hand and discipline them when they get out of line, are you up for the job?

[spiderman-Cyclops]

Bro chill Tony, you probably had too many vodkaritas because it sounds hot when you say it like that.

[Iron_Man]

spiderman-Cyclops I don’t drink

[CaptainSmartass]

Certainly, Poppy. They should also use British time, not that bloody awful foreign time. Not to mention that some personal hygiene wouldn't go amiss.

Simples...

[LiamS95]

France has been a mess since the 1600's, it doesn't seem likely it will get any better anytime soon.

[CaribbeanPrincess91]

No, it would be the same as saying to put the United States back under British rule. However, that might not be such a bad idea 🤔

[Kaneki05]

Don't see how that'd help we also run our country the same way as them, I suspect we'll see the same here soon enough

[MrOracle]

It's already happening.

[Shiprex]

No, British shouldn't even be in control over England, Scotland and Wales, let alone the enclave of Northern Ireland

[lightbulb27]

gotta be kidding... England possibly worse.

[Still-alive]

You're welcome to try. The US won't stop you lol

[Lynx122]

Yes, and I also think you should extend the Highspeed rail project to France.

[robocop666]

do you want Ireland back too? ain't working out too well in the north.

[Cidknee]

You think they have time what with all of the rape that goes on in England?

[FrodoSkywalker007]

The British, or Pakistani Muslims?
Not sure which one you mean 🤷‍♂️

[Sal_Monella]

The Brits are no better, just a little less violent do far. But it's coming all over Europe.

[Kelly6]

@purplepoppy French people remove UK royal family on first day. Lol

[Ironco]

It's just France being France. They always need saving...

[FunkyMonkee]

Why? The muslems are taking over England, too!!

[KostasKouvalis]

Absolutely not. That would be even worse.

[Paige2006]

Maybe