What do you think this was used for?

[AviatorTom]

Archaeologists in Spain have discovered this penis-shaped stone that dates from ancient Roman times.

What do you think it was used for?

In a few days, this post will be updated with what the archaeologists are saying it was used for. You might be surprised.

Updates

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Archaeologists have found scratch marks on the stone phallus, and have concluded that it was used to sharpen the swords of Roman soldiers. Makes sense... the phallus is revered in Roman society and is considered a source of good luck and prosperity.

[DizzyDesii]

I figured it came from one of those male statues that crumbled but i think they usually had itty bitty dickies where the balls outshined them 😩💀 so im not sure

[juliammm]

it could be decoration.

Or maybe for communication purposes, there were many different languages spoken back then, and people needed pictures and statuses to show what they mean or want.

The different sexual positions painted on a wall were like a menu, maybe you could put this dick on one of them to show what you want.

[Billlewis]

The women back in that age probably heard that a guy named AviatorTom was going to be here a few thousand years later, and that he would have the biggest dick they'd ever dreamed of, so they decided to make a dildo, to try and get an idea of what a dick that big is like.

[andreasderjuengere]

For once, I'll try to be serious:

Looks like a stamp to grind herbs, grain and such?

A bit of artistic expression included.

Compare: my saucepan repair the other day

[Red-Blaze]

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[Red-Blaze]

What you talking about?
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[RoosterBreast]

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[Red-Blaze]

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[Daniela1982]

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[RoosterBreast]

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[Red-Blaze]

What is going on? 😅

[Daniela1982]

WTF?

[ShesRad80]

it pulls dual duty possibly as an adult toy and like a wrench type tool?

[purplepoppy]

Weight for a plumb line? The Romans carved dicks all the time on different things to bring good luck so that's what that's probably is.

[jennifer_bloom]

I know some historical or current cultures use the penis as a symbol of power in their spiritual ceremonies.

[mandyfire98]

Guys back then would roam the village with it asking women if it was an acceptable size.

[ArrowheadSW]

LOL And in today's world, that mentality still prevails... LOL

[molonski2]

An outdated form of vibrator , as they didn't have batteries yet , so the stone was moved by hand with great success , all took off from there.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Those were like modern day bullets & they thought it would be funny to launch dildos at each other.

[Daniela1982]

It could have come from this statue. The big head is missing but the little one survived.

[AngryCarl2]

No loss, because men think with their penis anyway.

[Sour-rose]

a weapon of some sort, just to *bip* someone right in the eyeholes and run away lol

[AimeeKyle]

A sex toy. There have been many found from various areas of the ancient world.

[OfMiceandMen]

The invention of the joystick, maybe? I mean the one women buy at those little seedy stores off the main strip...

[Anonymous]

To smash the tomato into salsa at the side of your table, of course!

[AngryCarl2]

It's a pestle, used for grinding food or chemicals into powdered form.

[spartan55]

Looks like a pawn or bishop chess piece.

[ArrowheadSW]

Some sort of symbol of fertility?

[OlderAndWiser]

Grinding, like mortar and pestle?

[exitseven]

It was used as a mortar and pestle.

[Iron_Man]

The woman practice on it

[KatherineJ]

Fertility ceremony or something?

[LavLavLuv]

To sharpen their swordy swords

[Tanya_]

I think it was a sex toy

[BeMuse]

Pestle...

[BeMuse]

[Wise4myage]

Grinding corn or other vegetables.

[Ms_Facesitter]

The first screwdriver

[msc545]

Pestle?

[Daniela1982]

no, that is piss hole.

[msc545]

@Daniela1982 no this is different.

[exitseven]

I always forget which is the mortar and which is the pestle.

[msc545]

@exitseven I think the pestle fits in the mortar... maybe...

[exitseven]

@msc545 yes that is correct;

[msc545]

@exitseven oh good. I wasn't sure actually. thanks.

[Christoff92]

Who knows how to have sex properly

[HippieVeganJewslim]

It might’ve been used as a dildo, who knows?

[ChiTown33]

A pestle?