Why does it seem most straight men like big butts on girls?

Anonymous
I guess I'm the only straight guy who likes small bums?

1. These girls can't wipe their butts properly. Due to the strenuous effort these big booty Judy's have put worth to wipe their butts, it's just too much work. They just let old poop sit in their butt forever.

2. They don't live a healthy lifestyle. Why do you think their butt is big? Obviously from eating junk food and being lazy.

3. They will break all of the furniture in your house, especially chairs and toilet seats.

Those are just three reasons off of the topic of my head why I won't date a girl with a big butt. Maybe if these girls lost weight from their crap factory, they would be date material.
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@Anonymous I was just trollin'! I actually love big butts. I want to see yours.
Why does it seem most straight men like big butts on girls?
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