5 of the top girl questions answered by the Onion News

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1) How to get a guy to notice you?




2) Why do we still need feminism?


To stab and castrate the patriarchy with the broken shards of the shattered glass cieling, of course




3) Should we raise awareness for domestic abuse?


No.




4) How do I tell him I'm not interested?


"I do not remember the incident you are talking about. Any other questions regarding my smile or my wave should be directed to my office"




5) Are we setting unrealistic standards for beauty?



5 of the top girl questions answered by the Onion News
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