5 of the top girl questions answered by the Onion News

1) How to get a guy to notice you?

2) Why do we still need feminism?

To stab and castrate the patriarchy with the broken shards of the shattered glass cieling, of course

3) Should we raise awareness for domestic abuse?

No.

4) How do I tell him I'm not interested?

"I do not remember the incident you are talking about. Any other questions regarding my smile or my wave should be directed to my office"

5) Are we setting unrealistic standards for beauty?


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What Girls Said 4

  • Never heard of the onion news. But nice take :)

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  • smells like onion

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  • Onion is onion
    And
    Sex is sex
    No change

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  • Onion is a take the piss "news channel" it's not real news... just a site to help you have a laugh at any news that media channels plop on us and make it look at serious and the end of the world... lol.

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What Guys Said 6

  • Ah the Onion! As ever, telling a joke while making it sound like the truth.

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  • ONION NEWS IS THE REEL NEWS

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  • Do women have a funny bone?

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  • Good old Onion.

    Speaking the truth while making it sound like a joke.
    Brilliant.

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  • Dear God, this is priceless!

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  • Interesting!

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