5 of the top girl questions answered by the Onion News

[CootiesInfection]

1) How to get a guy to notice you?

2) Why do we still need feminism?

To stab and castrate the patriarchy with the broken shards of the shattered glass cieling, of course

3) Should we raise awareness for domestic abuse?

No.

4) How do I tell him I'm not interested?

"I do not remember the incident you are talking about. Any other questions regarding my smile or my wave should be directed to my office"

5) Are we setting unrealistic standards for beauty?

[emmabee11]

Onion is a take the piss "news channel" it's not real news... just a site to help you have a laugh at any news that media channels plop on us and make it look at serious and the end of the world... lol.

[SkateDieRepeat]

Do women have a funny bone?

[CootiesInfection]

no thats why you have to put one inside them

[Eugene]

Good old Onion.

Speaking the truth while making it sound like a joke.
Brilliant.

[jacquesvol]

Ah the Onion! As ever, telling a joke while making it sound like the truth.

[Werewolfy]

Dear God, this is priceless!

[JackKerouac77]

ONION NEWS IS THE REEL NEWS

[ArabianPwincess197]

Never heard of the onion news. But nice take :)

[hisexissex]

Onion is onion
And
Sex is sex
No change

[YourFutureEx]

Interesting!

[COCOCHANEL]

smells like onion