Do you think you could survive a zombie outbreak?

[cyrus7]

based on your fitness level, strategic intelligence, and general attitude.. do you think you could survive a zombie outbreak?

I've been thinking of doing more cardio just incase LOL

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this would be my theme for the outbreak :P

[Phoenix1991]

If there was an out break I think I would survive for awile. I'm pretty athletic, I'm decent in strength and when it comes to running, when its time to run, I'm no where to be found, I can promise you that lol. I'm more of a logical person and pretty good with tactics, I play a lot of things like chess and games that require strategic thinking. So I think I would just take over a walmart or something, barricade everything leading in and out with chains,etc. Of course I would find other normal humans and band together, but knowing me and how things work in movies and survival situations, its always the smart/black guy that dies first or one of the first to die. Since I'm both, won't be too long lol

[Anonymous]

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I've got that covered. I run marathons.

Rule #2 link

I'm a marathon man, you know I'm hitting it at least twice.

Rule #4 link

If those sunglasses weigh you down, I have no problem leaving you behind.

Rule # link

Me, Myself, and I. Definitely an ass kicking combo,

Yeah, I think I'll be alright. =P

[Waffles789]

I'm a huge klutz, but I can run like f*ck, and athletic. My dad taught me how to shoot years ago, so I'm all set with a gun and I'm pretty common sense smart. I already have packs of water and canned food in the basement for hurricanes, so I'm pretty good with the food situation. So as long as they're normal, no super senses or anything like that zombies, I'm surviving this thing.

[typicalgal]

Some how out of dumb luck I would survive, knowing my past at hitting things with my car I think I would have a fair shot at running over some zombies and with that being said I would deff earn me some people points. At least the old lady this time around wouldn't sue me for wanting to run her over, since she was a zombie and all.

[Crimson_Petal]

It's simple really, just store enough food and water for about 5-6 weeks, a gun and you'll be fine. Just wait till putrefaction takes hold and the zombies physically explode from decomposition. Nature is a wonderful thing.

[Warren]

Well the problem is that unless you already have that food/water stored, you'll be forced to go to the store with the tens of thousands of other wanna be survivors. And that's where the zombies are waiting.

[Crimson_Petal]

I'm half Italian. At any time I can guarantee at least a month of left overs in the freezer...I think I'd be fine :P

[CatholicVirginia]

I could not physically struggle against the zombies. I could only outsmart them for so long before they out-number me. I'd rather be a snack in the beginning while they're still hungry and would kill me quickly!

[cyrus7]

you can be my bait as I run :P lol

[CatholicVirginia]

LOL How cute. You assume that I won't have already tripped you trying to get out of there.

[RaphaelRossi]

ahahah love the question, I am a big fan of zombie movies and games!

Yeah I think I would make it...

I would probably never even suffer death at zombies hands...whenever I got cornered I'd just hit my bong 3 times, INSTANT ZOMBIFICATION they would never know!

"Need some Cheetoooos...I MEAN Braaaaaain!" ahahah

[Danielsen45]

I think I would, I would go straight up to my neighbor who has a lot of guns and then I would call some other friends I know loves to hunt and they got their own weapons so we could survive for a long time. I am really good in different tactics, and I am a fast runner

[Distant]

Yes, I have a gun and zombie suit in my closet. As well as 3 close friends and a meeting spot with the same. We're just waiting for the outbreak at this point :)

[cyrus7]

thats a good idea lol

[Distant]

A girl on Youtube gave us the idea like a year ago :D

[eithyy]

Just given my level of fitness (practically null because I am lazy), I will admit that I probably wouldn't last very long during a zombie apocalypse.

[cyrus7]

get out there! you never know when sh*t will hit the fan

[MrEM4N]

Just od on sleeping pills and hang out in the streets. It's how I would go out if I was destined to die in the zombie apocalypse.

[NothingGoldCanStay]

Depends do the zombies have super human abilities and run like husein bolt? In that case I wouldn't even bother pfft being human would be boring I would just get turned then go after all my friends so we could all chill and be super zombie buddies.

[WoIIie]

If they are sprinting zombies from 28 Days Later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zRT-LvJUuQ

I'm screwed.

[cyrus7]

there'd be no hope if they were that kind... lol

[WoIIie]

That clip was from 28 weeks later LOL

[cyrus7]

yea I've seen both movies hahah

[calichick]

lol! crazy sh*t! I like that movie!

[kmhco]

Maybe because I don't get out much. I would be like Jessie Eisenberg's character in the beginning of Zombieland. Then, I would probably die because my fight-or-flight instincts are kind of broken...

[cyrus7]

nice hahha

[Brando]

I would be posted up in my safe spot in a zombie apocalypse. They have very little functioning and reasoning skills, no match at all for me.

So yes, I'd survive.

[Brando]

@update, link would be mine :D

[cyrus7]

damn dude you listen to some hard sh*t hahah

[Brando]

Some of it, yeah lol.

Nah, I'd be much more calculated in my survival efforts. That's just my "cornered by zombies" theme when I have a hold of my chainsaw >:D

[LetsGoSailing]

I knew kidnapping Jackie Chan would come in handy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zlGeCq8E_A&feature=related

[Elisha22]

I think I would make it through until the end. I'd probably last longer than anyone I know. Except I don't have experience with weapons. Other than that I think I'd be pretty f***ing kick ass

[sketchy]

Yeah, old skool zombies would be pretty harmless - that's why when people in the movies die, it usually has to be a result of them doing something really blatantly dumb.

[snowboarder720]

i could hold my own. Cardio is a damn good idea, it honestly depends on their numbers. I keep my samarai sword close to my door... just incase of a zombie apocalypse

[WoIIie]

Katanas = Unlimited Ammo.

[snowboarder720]

^exactly!

[theydidntnameme]

well if they are slow zombies don't worry about carido.. just outwalk them lol

i think I could survive... I played enough left 4 dead

[calichick]

psh hell yea! have you ever seen zombie land?! ALWAYS DOUBLE TAP! :)

[cyrus7]

hahah :P

[mjmlag]

Yes. I have a good aim, I've done tae kwando for 3 years, I wouldn't make the stupid mistakes that characters do in zombie movies, and I would be generaly carefull all the time, so it would be un-likely I would die easily.

[martyfellow]

I'vee survived feminisim, how could zombies be worse?

[musicbrain5]

I really don't know how I would handle a zombie outbreak. But it would be f***ing epic if it was something straight out of Plants VS Zombies!

[imperatriz]

That depends. What kind of zombies are we talking about?

[cyrus7]

slow dumb zombies but lots of them

[arashmenalagha]

depends if the zombies have weak senses like humans, if they do then yes. If they don't I would have a hard time