Would you rather kill 1 human baby or 100 puppies?

[Pac-Man]

Satan has kidnapped the one person you love the most in this world.

She will release your loved one ONLY if you either kill (with your bare hands) 1 human baby

or 100 puppies

If you don't make a choice Satan will kill your loved one instead.

Which option would you choose?

The baby

The puppies

[JudgmentDay]

I was thinking about this, but both options really do suck, but what if I offered my very own soul and life in exchange for the person he had kidnapped, will he then be willing to take the trade and listen to my offer? C'mon if he did exist, then he would want to collect souls, or perhaps he needs a vessel or backup vessel or something, maybe an extra soldier (technically , cannon fodder) and slave for his Army of Demons. Trading one life and soul in exchange for the other. Fair enough, since I'd really have nothing to really lose or gain or other than trying to bargain my way and make the sacrifice no one else would dare to. That is unless I really don't have a "soul" somehow, then I guess this would be a problem I can't really try to bargain my way out.

And since exactly when was the devil a lady? I always thought Fallen Angels would be gender neutral for being celestial. Although more often than not they are portrayed as masculine instead of feminine.

Technically there really isn't one person that I "loved" most in the world. Well, or maybe there was but they're gone long ago anyway and things have changed significantly now.

In terms of quantity of lives lost, 1 baby is considered a lot less than 100 puppies.

But then again, it really comes down to and depends "who" that baby was and belonged to. I know it won't be my kid, but "what if" it was the kid of someone related to you closely? Or your relatives? What if that was your brother's kid? Or sister's kid? Or the kid of your best friend? Etc? Then can you still "pull the trigger" on them in cold blood? Because I don't think it would be that easy then.

Killing 100 puppies would be very time consuming choice to begin with unless there is one single location where puppies are bred rapidly on a regular basis or something and there is a large abundance of them. So unless somebody raised like "101 Dalmatians" or something, then you're not going to be able to kill that many puppies all at once. And even if it was not a requirement that exactly 100 puppies had to be killed at once, you'd be caught very soon and doing time in prison after killing a certain amount of puppies in your local neighborhood before you ever finish killing all 100, or even come close to reaching that amount.

Neither choice will be easy, but I'd go with killing the baby only if I know that kid absolutely belonged to nobody or something, like an abandoned orphan, but that is only after if my offer and bargain failed to work.

[Pac-Man]

I like the way you think. However, I dont think that the Devil would be happy just taking your soul cause that wouldn't cause as much evil as making you kill.

[JudgmentDay]

In that case I guess it just means I'm gonna be another slave or cannon fodder to him. I bet the souls he collect are gonna be converted into demons, soldiers (cannon fodder) for hell, when all hell breaks loose, at least that's what I would expect "if he did exist for real".

I think deep and I always try to think "Outside Of The Box" as much as possible. For those that just made snap decisions, oh I'm gonna kill the baby, and what if that was their very own child? Have they ever thought about that? It was not specific enough.

Even if it wasn't then what if it's the baby of someone that they know and are close to them?

The puppies situation is not practical since it's just way too many puppies needed to be "sacrificed" to save one person, and by killing that numerous amounts, it's hard unless there's like hundreds or thousand of puppies all within a centralized location or something. bound to get caught before I even get a chance to complete the task and will fail in my

[JudgmentDay]

fail in my desperate attempt at trying to save one person at the expense of another 100 hundred lives which I will unlikely ever succeed in completely taking, meaning thus the amount of puppies I supposedly would have killed would not be enough before I get caught, and thus they would have died for nothing, the person I could not save would also have died for nothing, and I would also likely eventually die for nothing in prison, do you see the whole BIG picture like I do. I know many people don't think very deeply or try to really deeply analyze the whole situation and just merely pick whatever choice is available to them.

[JudgmentDay]

@Pac-Man

I get what you mean, his end goal is to drive someone kill by desperately trying to save someone they love, he wants to cause as much suffering and pain as possible. If I played exactly by his rules, and do what he had expected then he'd win completely. More additional innocent lives potentially be lost all for nothing which is probably what he would want. Unless there is any specific clause or rule that prevents him from completely accepting a bargain and a trade and sacrifice, then he can't refuse my offer to trade and sacrifice my own life and soul in exchange so everyone else would be set free and remain safe and sound because of my own sacrifice. it's best to have one person make the sacrifice so everyone and everything else involved don't have to suffer and die also. "If" there really ever was one person that I truly "loved" then I'd make this sacrifice to "prove" and validate that "love" is true.

[JudgmentDay]

@Pac-Man

When it comes to making a sacrifice for someone that you truly feel you love and would be willing to sacrifice your soul and life for then I think I'm greatly influenced by the 2nd season finale from SuperNatural:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-U0AsyF7yY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_qN8x2vQUQ

because of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qPymbKpd1w

[SinghSong]

This poll's seriously messed up. 53% of people would rather kill the human baby with their bare hands than 100 puppies? And 55% of females to boot? How pitifully low is the value of human life to you people?

[SinghSong]

Also- since when is Satan a 'she'? And who would trust Satan to deliver on that promise even if you did pick one or the other? Your loved one's as good as dead already. And why would Satan even be challenging you to do this? Why does Satan want the baby and/or the puppies out of the way- are the puppies all going to save lives when they're grown up? Would the human baby grow up to be the one who solves world hunger, cures cancer or brings about world peace? I'd still pick the puppies, because whatever Satan's motives, the baby's life would have the potential to be far more important in the grand scheme of things. And of course, I also value the cost of human life as being greater than $30,000, which would be the actual monetary cost of the 100 Labrador puppies' lives.

[Vesuvius87]

What a horrible ordeal. That's like saying if I would rather stab with a knife or shoot with a gun. You're still a lowlife, scumbag either way.

But since you ask this question and those are the only two option, I'll let the baby live. I can't bring myself to kill another human being, much less a baby even if I were going back to a time machine and see Hitler as a baby.

So therefore the puppies. I'd rather be known as the puppy killer than forever live with the fact that I kill a baby, a future human adult.

[Katerina_Belle]

Whyyyyy would you ask this 😫

I would do neither, and instead take something of value to the bloody Satan lool and then once I have my loved one back, I shall either destroy her valuable or forever use it as a leverage... no bitch goes after my loved ones hahah

[yellowgirl00d]

Whoever says kill the baby is truly a monster and I hope to God you never have a child because that would be just horrible

[Dave20154]

isn't it equally the same with puppies

[Aweir]

Yeah because killing 100 puppies is better right?

[yellowgirl00d]

@Dave20154 no it's not...
@Aweir yes killing 100 puppies is better then a baby

[Aweir]

And who are you to say this? I disagree, nothing personal

[Dave20154]

uh, no, it's not

[Shorty1991]

Its animal cruelty.

[Dave20154]

it's def. animal cruelty. that's why id rather just have Satan kill my loved one. let him be the muderer, not me

[Shorty1991]

@Dave20154 nooo! You wouldn't want that to happen either though, would you?
I got down voted for saying that I love kittens and puppies, but I don't really like babies. I never said anything about killing either.

[Dave20154]

why should i be a murderer?

[Shorty1991]

@Dave20154 no I wasn't saying that you should kill instead, I'm saying that you wouldn't kill either of them but you still wouldn't want Satan to take your loved one.

[Dave20154]

the fact is though is that he's making you choose. i choose the loved one. i could not be a murderer

[Shorty1991]

@Dave20154 I couldn't really choose any of them at all. So I wouldn't be a murderer either.

[Dave20154]

he's making you choose though. you HAVE to

[Shorty1991]

@Dave20154 nah, I don't have to. What's he gonna do if I don't?

[Dave20154]

you never know

[takumii]

@Dave20154 let's end the discussion here.

We kill the baby only if.. Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are its birth parents.

[Dave20154]

no, we don't kill the baby or the puppies. why should we be murderers?

[Shorty1991]

@Dave20154 dude. He's right, we should end this discussion. But first I have a better idea. Why don't we just hand biebs over to Satan, he's a flake and turns up to his own concerts hours later. . . . I mean what a disappointment. His fans pay good money to see that shit.
#refunds for all bieber fans who didn't get their moneys worth.

[yellowgirl00d]

@takumii @Shorty1991 Stop hatin on Justin ya guyz serious he's not that bad you just do it cuz it looks cool smh

[Dave20154]

fuck Justin beiber, buttt, i still wouldn't kill him. we shouldn't be killing anyone

[Shorty1991]

I said hand him over to Satan. I didn't mention anything about killing him. None of you can read.

[bente2]

The baby obv. We've already got too many humans anyway. What if that baby was going to grow up as another donald trump? Dogs are loyal, sweet and pure.

[damnwinter]

@yellowgirl00d so much for being entitled to one´s own opinion without being bullied over it

[bente2]

@yellowgirl00d lmao you probably don't think abortion should be legal either huh hun? It's one soul over a hundred souls. I don't know about you, but I'd rather kill just one. All souls are equal and humans aren't any better than dogs just because we tell ourselves we are.

[bente2]

@damnwinter I really don't mind. Thanks for sticking up for me and the right to one's opinion, but some dumb ignorant teenager online won't kill me😉 They'd rather kill a hundred dogs.

[yellowgirl00d]

Wtf does abortion have to do with anything. You do kno that a fetus isn't really living and can't feel pain right? A baby can. Abortion isn't killing

[Pac-Man]

@yellowgirl00d @bente2 ladies! Dont get... bente... out of shape lol I'll stop. It seriously doesn't matter which option you choose, both are equally bad, so both of you are equally right.

[damnwinter]

hahah spot on!

[bente2]

@yellowgirl00d since you come across quite dumb and christian.

[yellowgirl00d]

I'm Christian. What's wrong with that? Just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm dumb...

[bente2]

@yellowgirl00d I didn't connect those, although very often you can. Christian people are raised in the way of 'humans are the best, only fuck after marriage and have lots of kids who can also become christian!!!' And they generally have no interest in becoming modern, they believe in the bible.. religion is great and all, but if you don't go with the flow of the years you'll be seen as a bigot.

[yellowgirl00d]

I really don't care how other people see me. I believe in what I think is right and you realize not all Christians are that backwards as you described. You really shouldn't generalize all Christians as being bigots and FYI the flow isn't always right.

[bente2]

@yellowgirl00d if you don't care, why did you ask?

I'm not generalising I was just explaining the stereotype. You seem quite dense and the flow is pretty much always right, because it is the future. We cannot keep holding on to such conservative and republican ideals.

[yellowgirl00d]

What do political ideologies/parties have to do with anything here? And girl don't always go with the flow sometimes you gotta go against it or else you'll end up just another random idiot.

[bente2]

@yellowgirl00d since those ideals are what you use to form your opinion, they kinda matter? Going against the flow is good, but what is not good is going against the flow of the future. I think you understand wrong. The flow of the future means the next generations' way of thinking. Evwry generation has another way of thinking and rebels against the old ways. A good way of seeing this is art history, where artists have never conformed to old ideals. Or history in general, where there are new ideologies each and every generation. That flow is not the same as following a crowd, it is thinking openly and continuing the cycle of growth of ideologies.

[TiffyPuff]

I love puppies... But fuck the puppies. I'm not killing a baby.

[Pac-Man]

whoa, you are supposed to only kill them, not make love to them.

[dudeman]

yeah you shouldn't be butt fucking puppies

[TiffyPuff]

😱😵 OMG so gross!!

oops, I mean
... But... But... I love them so much... give me that puppy schlong!! 😈🐕

[dudeman]

LOL damn

[ElissaDido]

I would even kill 1 million puppies to save 1 human life

[ElissaDido]

Even if that human will grow up to be my enemy
Human life> Other Animals' life
(Both are important though).

[madelacroix]

That's get messy 🤔

[Chico_brah]

Puppies. I don't know how someone could value the life of a dog over a human.

[Pac-Man]

same can be said about the other way around

[Chico_brah]

That's retarded lmao.

[Pac-Man]

sorry misread your answer

[TonyRyanAgain]

Like those people who stave to buy their dog food, lol, fuck that...

[TonyRyanAgain]

starve their family*

[SoFeckinAddicted]

by the way this is a GaG thing. I showed a question like this to like 100 people on my campus and they were all freakin out

[Chico_brah]

@SoFeckinAddicted Lmao. You're showing GAG to 100 people on campus?

[damnwinter]

That's easy. None of us can value one life over another because we are not entitled to, in spite of what many opinionated people think around here. In the great scheme of things, the world doesn't need humans anyway. We need humans. So...

[Chico_brah]

@damnwinter The word doesn't need humans. We need humans. Soo..

__

You w0t m8?

[damnwinter]

Sorry, my bad - typo. The world itself doesn't need humans. We do. So it is a selfish choice directed at the preservation of our own species to kill 100 individuals belonging to a different species rather than a single one of ours. :)

[SoFeckinAddicted]

Yeah we all make fun of these virgin nerds

[Anonymous]

I would rather kill a 100 human babies than 1 puppy

[Pac-Man]

Hitler please.

[yellowgirl00d]

You're a monster and so is whoever up voted you

[Opinion Owner]

@yellowgirl00d You have to learn how to deal with other people's opinnions honey

[hontonitai]

you must be fun at parties

[Unit1]

Slay the baby.
One casualty < 100 casualties.
+ It's not certain, that this specific human life would be potential, it would highly likely be yet another drug addict or a brawler or a player or a lazy bum or just a worthless pile of flesh like quite some people I know.
We are also overpopulated.

@JudgmentDay what say you in this situation?

[JudgmentDay]

I'll do something else no one else have thought of before.

[damnwinter]

the baby, obviously. I would rather take 1 life than 100, and I am none to judge whose lives are more valuable, those of humans or those of animals.

[damnwinter]

LOL I can´t help noticing that most people who would kill the baby are more civilised and educated (not to say, most of them sound more intelligent) than most of those who would kill the puppies :)) ironic, isn´t it?

[hontonitai]

So you can't judge whose life is more valuable between puppies and babies, but you can judge who seem more intelligent than others in an internet chatroom, :)) ironic, isn't it?

[AynonOMouse]

How did Satan become a "she"?
I would kill/sacrifice the baby to the dark lord while in the center of a burning pentagram. Piercing it's eyes with daggers and puncturing it's brain. I would carve 666 into the baby's forehead.
Then take the puppies and go play with them because they are fuzzy.

[Cosytoasty]

I love how Satan is a she 😂😂😂 very sly me old chap!

The puppies.

[Pac-Man]

haha I thought no one would notice.

[CisScum]

Kill the baby, he or she will probably grow up to be an Internet troll.

[Pac-Man]

I chuckled

[takumii]

What if one of the pup grows up to be doge?

[CisScum]

@takumii at least doge created a funny meme, Internet trolls create... no laughter at all.

[takumii]

Much wow such deep thinking.

[CisScum]

@takumii wow much thanks

[FatherJack]

I would challenge Satan to Mortal Kombat for the audacity to even suggest such a thing..." Satan !! Do you accept my challenge? " Which finishing move would be best for Satan's demise?

[Pac-Man]

Definitely this one lol

https://youtu.be/UEpVdKGneaE

[FatherJack]

The selfie at the end... sickly funny , being ex British Army , dark humour is second nature. Cheers @Pac-Man !! Satan would NOT accept my challenge... he's a bit busy with Saddam Hussein !! https://youtu.be/AS-ts5_nuF8

[aurora_v]

I'd rather kill 100 puppies.
I don't even like them.

[akadatank44]

Downvote!!!

[aurora_v]

@akadatank44
Hahahahhaha

[Bandit74]

I'll kill the baby. It's less effort than having to kill 100 puppies with my bare hands. Also the average puppy is way cuter than the average baby. 🙈

[fauchelevent]

Probably the baby, honestly :/ It can be done and finished with a lot quicker.

[Rocket_Queen]

This question is so disgusting and shows just how sick many of you are. I cannot even believe how many of you horrible sorry excuses for people would lay hands on a child. Y'all are sick. Absolutely disgusting individuals.

[alphadoggystyle]

would easily kill the baby over the puppies, animals especially dogs are better more worthy creatures than most humans anyway.

[Waffles731]

What kind of puppies,
I could kill a hundred chihuahaus easy

[Pac-Man]

Like the one in the pic. Labrador.

[Shorty1991]

I love kittens and puppies. . . don't like babies.

[Shorty1991]

I feel awkward around babies and toddlers and probably will do until I have my own if I change my mind and have children. I never said I'd kill babies.

[Shorty1991]

Can't you read?

[Pac-Man]

Lol dont get bent out of shape over downvotes, people give those without much thinking and then move on and forget about it.

[Shorty1991]

Haw you! I'll huv ye ken I'm no bent, I'm straight. ;p

[Shorty1991]

Ye see, that's whit happens when ye think too much aboot wood workin and metal bending. Lol

[Anonymous]

Rock a BYE baby!!! You're dead! I love animals more than a baby yes. I love kids and babies but puppies more, I'm sorry.

And I love my girlfriend way to much to let her die.

[MidnightStar]

Baby, you can kill 1 baby faster than 100 puppies with your bare hands