How do you deal with being alone forever?

Anonymous
Yeah okay it sounds dire and exaggerated, but frankly I'm tired of kidding myself. I know I'm going to be alone forever. I'm never going to find that "special someone" because my expectations have somehow been built up over the years to become unrealistic and they aren't changing because I believe them to be well within a reasonable range that somehow doesn't apply when I have anything to do with it.

I don't go to bars, and I've tried all manner of other options from classes, to Internet dating and all were dead ends. Co-workers are not an option. I'm 35 and it's just too much work. Yes, I have friends but they don't fill the type of needs that a person has in the long run especially when they don't really hang out and even if they did they don't always frequent the types of places I feel comfortable. I'm not religious and my hobbies tend not to be very social ones or at least not the kind which lead to interactions with women of my age or who would even find me to be an option for them. Please DO NOT suggest prostitutes.

"Someone for everyone" is a myth, plain and simple, please don't hand me the cliche. Even if there was a women for every man mine would probably be living in some uncharted region of outer Mongolia or something.

I know I can;t be the only one that has finally come to this conclusion, so how do you deal with it? How do you cope and manage to live a life in a society that bombards you with, valentines day and KY lube ads and match.com commercials that you know are full of sh*t?
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People keep pulling out the old cliche "it just takes time! don't worry! eventually!" I'm 35, I know it takes time. It shouldn't have taken as long as it has already. I'll be 80 still saying it and end up too bitter to do anything but hate at this rate.
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How many of you already have someone as you say this? You know how easy it is to claim it will happen if it already has for you?
How do you deal with being alone forever?
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