A box of horse💩 in flames or $1000 in a suitcase in front of your ex' door?

[Dana223]

A genie asks you which one you choose. You have to choose either. Or else you get the burning 💩

$1000

Box of 💩🔥

I never had anyone 💔 😢😢😢

I'd like the 💩🔥 at my own door🤷‍♀️

[NathanDavis]

I'm good friends with two of my exes... and in good terms with the rest...

in fact, one of them did invest on my business and for a whole lot more than just 1k

no drama

[Drumlin2001]

I don't hold a grudge against my ex. Things ended in a complicated way, there was no way of salvaging anything, but I'm grateful for the time we had and thankful for what she did for me.

[HelpfulWoman]

If I remember where he'd lived I'd have chosen the money, then just nip across and get it XD

[BoopBoopBeep]

No drama with any of my exes. I'd just tell them to pick it up and we'd split it.

[Mangospacho]

What is “a box of horse” in flames? Is it a figure of speech? It can’t be literally setting a horse ablaze because that would not turn out well.

[strateguy632]

i won't give, put the gross by my door.

[IslaTheWitch]

No reason to :D

[jahaims]

I wouldn't waste energy on an ex

[SoJust]

I would like to get 1000$