My heart is breaking, just like this cold, grey Missouri dawn. I ended a relationship last night with a GAG member, have any of you gone through this?

[Wallythewalrus2]

We were friends for so long but grew distant these last few weeks, so I felt I needed to give her space. It broke my heart the way she begged and pleaded with me to not end it but ultimately, I think she knows I did it for her. Have any of you gone through a GAG “break up”? Also, to the ladies, please let me grieve for a few days before you flood my inbox with DMs, in an effort to take her place. Much appreciated!

[WhitneySnow]

Was this a romantic relationship or a friendship?

[Wallythewalrus2]

She was a good online friend. I miss our interactions and talking to her. She just became very distant suddenly, so I gave her space. It’s just nice to make friends with people from different parts of the world, but it also kind of hurts when you lose that friendship. I’ll be okay!

[WhitneySnow]

I’m sure she’ll miss you

[Wallythewalrus2]

She doesn’t act like it and in a funny way, I hope she doesn’t, because that means she’s happy doing her thing. I’m very unselfish that way.

[WhitneySnow]

That’s sweet of you

[On_cloud_wine]

Bahahaha

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you for finding my misery so hilarious! You must be a blast and funerals. 😪

[On_cloud_wine]

Your profile says you’re married!

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yes, but I’m allowed to have a GAG girlfriend. It doesn’t really consist of much. We talk about the weather, news events, our lives, exchange compliments, and you would be required to occasionally tell me how witty and handsome I am. Let me know if you’re interested.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I gave you MHO, because your gross insensitivity, actually cheered me up in a morbid sort of way.

[OlderAndWiser]

1. I find it disrespectful that you would want to talk about a breakup with another G@G member online.

2. Perhaps you should be interviewing for an administrative assistant to help you when your inbox gets jammed with desperate women longing for you! Hahaha!

[Slingblade1126]

You break up with a GAG girlfriend every other week! And something tells me she wasn’t the one doing the “begging and pleading”. Don’t you get get piss tested at work? I only ask because you’re fucking delusional!

[Wallythewalrus2]

There are way’s around a piss test! You of all people should know that.

[Dnice1]

I had a guy that I met on G@G who became my boyfriend irl, he and I dated for 3 and a half years, we were long distance but we had a strong unbreakable bond but sadly we had to make a tough decision to break up. It was extremely hard on both our ends because we really wanted to make this work and see this thing through. We still talk every now and then though.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Is he still on GAG?

[Dnice1]

Not anymore

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m single on GAG now! Lol It’s a joke. Your’s is a sad story, because you seem like a really kind girl.

[Dnice1]

Awww well thank you ☺

[Beckybooboo]

The only person that will be DMing you, is your boyfriend, Bill.

[Wallythewalrus2]

Hasn’t that freak told you, I’m his owner, not his boyfriend? That reminds me, my uncle has a painting for him.

[rachel776]

[Wallythewalrus2]

Heartless! You’re gorgeous but heartless!

[Akam93]

Poor sweet wally. Just know I love you very much. 😘 let's drown ourselves in alcohol and pizza.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’ve already started! I plan on being naked and running around the neighborhood by noon and in jail by one.

[Akam93]

I never expect anything less. :) why do you have to be naked though?

[Laciejordan]

Just let me know when I can start DMing you, so I can take her place. 🙄

[Wallythewalrus2]

You’ll be the last to know! Although your new pfp is a step up from your last one. Was it a different photographer? They really captured your smile.

[Laciejordan]

😡😡

[AngryCarl]

I hate to break it to you @Wallythewalrus2 but online relationships aren't real.

[Laciejordan]

🤣🤣 He drinks a lot!

[euniestars]

HUHHH PEOPLE HAVE RELATIONSHIPS HERE BRU

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yes, people have beautiful relationships on here. Obviously, physical contact can be a problem but I manage. As you can tell by my post, I’m single on here now 😃

[euniestars]

woooooooow congratsssss

[strateguy632]

not me but i get your story

[MushyKiwi]

Was it an online relationship-? 😬

[The_Sexpert]

Don't worry, you always got @Billlewis

[The_Sexpert]

This reply made him love you even more

[legalboxers]

sorry dude :(

[Wallythewalrus2]

Thank you, my friend.

[tierrlamé]

Lol thats dumb