Good day team ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7 ! You are here to learn about our tactical intelligence and get trained to combat the gold digger threats. I am Unit1 and I will guide you through our training program. Do I make myself loud and clear?
Sir! Yes, Unit1 sir! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)7
Thaaat's what I like to hear! In this tactical training guide you will learn how to identify and confirm a gold digger, how to combat a gold digger and how do neutralize situations in being involved with gold digger threats. As soon as you're done with this guide, you will gain our up to date qualifications and you also become aware of these threats in time and execute your mission objectives in the field efficiently. Did you all get that, team?
Sir! Yes, Unit1 sir!
I will not explain in deep detail what a gold digger threat is other than a person being in a relationship with another person solely for the money and free, materialistic gifts. In other words a gold digger would attempt to get into your tactical pouch (wallet) and get the most of your gear (finances) out from you and leaving you without them. Since you do not want to become entangled with one in the first place, you can execute the following strategies:
1. Tactical gear loadout
Pick your gear carefully! Certain operations require certain gears to be carried in your inventory.
What's more important than that is, that you want to AVOID engaging into gold digger threats in the first place.
So in order to stay stealthy you may want to consider going camo for much better invisibility potential.
Make sure you do not choose gear, that is literally asking for you to be compromised to a gold digger threat because once you are exposed to a gold digger threat, it is much harder to cover up. A gold digger will alarm nearby gold diggers, remember /!\
Gears, that are attracting gold diggers include but are not limited to: Expensive hangout places, high end vehicles and possessions, non-suppressed wallets, suits, iPhone 7 (and apple products) and other expensive technological communication devices, big houses or apartments and other displays of wealth and status.
2. Tactical analys
Notice the details of the subject. Watch your 6 about these characteristics if they occur and you'll be able to make determinations better and confirm the threat quicker. Your tactical goggles will allow you to determine the following:
• Is there a sense of entitlement?
• Are there double standards? Are these double standards sexist?
• Are the random chatters sexist as well?
• Is there any behavior related to "male/female supremacy"?
• Are the subject's topic always about materialistic things such as money, cars, houses and similar materials and are subjects intel about it intense?
• Are there thermal signals (hate speech)? Your thermal sights will show you. While not exactly related to gold digger threats, it is a factor to consider and as such has increased the likelihood of confirmation.
• Are the subjects location in the combat zone (expensive places) often? If it happens to be in your AO, proceed with extra caution and at your own risk.
If these cases apply, consider going SOPMOD if needed to mobilize yourself past the tangos.
3. Direct tactical engagement and combat
In case you've been exposed to a gold digger threat, by any means soldier: REMAIN CALM! Panicking has been proven to be detrimental to your efficiency and even results.
If you follow these steps carefully, you are likely to not only survive in the field but also avoid further interaction.
(On a side note: It took me >30 minutes to find this picture above as it was difficult to find a male gold digger picture)
So you got yourself into a sticky situation with a gold digger, who has a hunger for your bloody heart and body (money and bank account) and is onto you. You've been spotted and F'd up, alright. It won't be easy but try your best to suppress further exposure (interactions).
One way to combat it is to act stealthy (act greedy). That's right.
Act greedy and get things ONLY and ONLY for yourself! And maybe act like you have gear (financial) management problems because of it.
Another great way to combat this threat is by eliminating lone tangos (paying back debts). So the only reason you seem to be awesome tactical (rich) is because you are in a deep, deep secret operation (debts). This only works if you *really* have an operation ongoing (debts).
(Donations carry a risk-reward system. It is not recommended to donate when exposed to a gold digger as it reveals your financial materials. Donate a little and the subject could be interested in the remaining leftovers of your money. Donate too much and you display it as to because you *can* and have much more of it.)
Deploy your flashbangs (important meetups) when in doubt and vanish from the zone (farther away, where you cannot be followed). Use this strategy wisely and thank your team for calling you back! It may not always work.
4. Operation date
This is the moment of truth team!
You will need one of those ballistic shields first before proceeding into the next step
And then echo the subject the question, that will reveal the subject's true nature:
Let's split the bill. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Beware however while the ballistic shield will protect you from any physical harm, that the subject may throw at you, you still remain vulnerable to it's loud screams (in very high decibel levels!) and heavy emotional weaponry.
In any case, hope for the best (subject agrees to split and disqualifies as a gold digger threat) and prepare for the worst, soldiers (if the worst happens, then the weapons are free and the threat is confirmed)!
This works best and in full potential on your first encounter (first date). So don't forget to take the chance.
Congratulations! You have been professionally trained to combat gold digger threats with our up to date intel with this compact tactical guide. You are now ready to be deployed in a field mission.